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Si & Veronica are back off of some pre-Christmas festivities for episode 244! Tia Booth welcomed her baby boy, Tatum, to the world this past week with fiance Taylor. That is some triple T action. Some relatively unknowns in the Bachelor Nation tier system have “hard launched” this past week. Spencer, the first impression rose on Tayshia’s season, and Sam, who might’ve been on two weeks of Clayton’...

Si & Veronica came back to life and the ‘80s for episode 243. We are in the offseason for Bachelor Nation shows, but we aren’t too far removed from the drama of the beach just yet! Jill and Jacob already called it quits due to distance and differences on commitment. Genevieve has been in the loop with the multiple girls that Aaron was dating prior and after the show and says that the dots all conn...

Episode 242 | “You Made Your Bed” Si & Veronica aren’t too full from thanksgiving for episode 242! We are back from our long weekends ready to spill the tea about the finale. To be honest, it feels like they cut out a lot from the supposed 13 hour-long filming of the reunion and we might’ve even missed the juiciest parts. Michael, Danielle, Brandon, and Serene are all happy and lovey dovey and are...

Episode 241 | “Social Media Freak”  Si & Veronica are feeling thankful for episode 241! We only cover the first night of the BIP Finale due to scheduling conflicts, so make sure you come back next week for the second night and After the Final Rose. The final rose ceremony had the roses in the dudes’ hands and all the girls except one accepted… Kate turned down Logan and claimed he was projecting h...

Si & Veronica are having a long day for episode 240! We are back at two episodes a week for the penultimate week of Paradise. The mood on the beach is similar to ours with everyone still reeling after Rodney’s departure, making it especially hard for Mara to elbow her way into giving a date card out. The cougar claws come out between her and Florence, but Flo snags her baby man Justin back. Kate s...

Si & Veronica are feeling a new look for episode 239! We were blessed with only one night of Bachelor in Paradise this week due to the Midterm elections and it was the week of making love triangles a thing. The show really tried to force the love triangle of Kate, Logan, and Kate’s love of Hayden’s money on us by showing us how she gave the same story to every single girl on the beach. But at leas...

Si & Veronica are feeling our second wind for episode 238! And we are also wishing Si a happy 35th birthday! This week on the beach was a bit boring compared to the mess we have seen. The girls got the roses by default because Sarah had to go home for a family emergency. Victoria picks Johnny out of her triangle, but Alex gets the production pick by Florence. This is the week of the ladies testing...

Si & Veronica are angry at technology for episode 237! Split week continues and comes to a conclusion as well this week. Most of the girls are closed off to new connections but Brittany, Shanae, and Victoria are opening up. Kate is becoming the biggest pot stirrer after sliding in on Logan under Sarah’s nose. The redemption arc no one knew we needed happened with Shanae and Genevieve and now they...

Si & Veronica are here for the drama for episode 236! It’s split week on the beach aka Bachelor Nation’s take on Casa Amor from Love Island. But before we even get there, we have what are possibly five men going home drop down to only two because Peter sends himself home after being confronted by the whole beach, Casey gets sent home in an ambulance, and Danielle comes down to save Michael A’s A-S...

Si & Veronica are coming out as big ole losers for episode 235! This was the week of birthdays on the beach, with Justin sneaking a guilty kiss from Genevieve for his and Brandon getting the whole crew to sing for Serene for hers. Love triangles are forming with Shanae, Logan, and James, while Genevieve squashes hers to focus on Aaron. Jared and Ashley I. get tons of air time… literally with all o...

Si & Veronica are MacGyvering it together for episode 234. We are in the full swing of 4 hours of Bachelor in Paradise content that could definitely be shortened into just one episode. It is only 2-3 days in and people are already getting desperado. Romeo dug himself his own grave with dusty behavior. A love triangle is forming between Genevieve, Justin, and Aaron, after Genevieve spent most of th...

Si & Veronica are feeling sleepy and slap happy for episode 233! We are back on the beach with mostly the girls of Clayton’s season, the guys of the last four (4) bachelorettes, and a couple random old alums. And everyone is looking hot and ready to hit the Boom Boom Room. Will Shanae and Genevieve be enemies 2.0 or will Kira and Jill be the new two at battle? Serene and Brandon seem like a promis...

Si & Veronica are booked and busy for episode 232. ABC decided to torture us by dragging out this second part of the finale to 3 hours, which at least half an hour of that was commercials and promo reels during the Live show. The emphasis was on Rachel’s drama post-proposal as Tino and his baby back bitch self decided to cheat on her. We got to see them fight and break up not once BUT TWICE, with...

Si & Veronica are feeling run of the mill for this episode 231! Mexico is the place for breakups it seems with this episode starting with Zach dumping Rachel before she could dump him. He definitely got a good Bachelor edit though… Aven’s visit with Big Tony and the fam goes well until he says how engagement in a few days is kind of freaking him out. Erich is the only guy left for Gabby and Grandp...

Si & Veronica are maybe feeling ya for episode 230! Bachelorette put us through four (4) hours of not sexy enough content this week. Rachel swore she wouldn’t use the “L” word yet, and then she used it with two men! Jesse is acting a therapist to nearly everybody as he just waits to move resorts for Bachelor in Paradise filming. Both ladies do a lot of jumping into water as metaphors to taking the...

Si & Veronica are wishing more was told for episode 229! This week’s Bachelorette left many things to be desired. Aven’s hometown date went swimmingly, even after a knocked over love spell from the most Massachusetts. The Men Tell All was missing some main villains, but they made it into the conversation still. And it looks like one of them made it to the beach aka Rambo’s dad. Many of the men wen...

Si & Veronica are pushing through the pain for episode 228! Hometowns are here and they come with some love and heartbreak. For it being the most chock full hometowns episode some of the interactions barely made a blip on the radar. Two of Gabby’s men might not be even ready for marriage. Rachel waited until Tyler fully confessed his love for her to break his carnie cutie heart. But karma got her...

Si & Veronica are wishing they were in Amsterdam for tulip season for episode 227! Gabby and Rachel have tough decisions to make this week with hometowns on the horizon, and Gabby goes hard out of the gate with sending Nate home. Rachel’s 1:1 date with Zach goes much better and he secured the first “I’m falling in love with you” and hometown rose. The group dates this week sexy and gassy, with Gab...

Si & Veronica are shouting through the thunder for episode 226. Gabby and Rachel and their motley crew of men set sail for Belgium and Logan sets sail from Rachel’s side to Gabby’s side. Plenty of tears and pissed off looks were shed with that endeavor. Tino is trying to assert his dominance with Rachel’s other men, but will it bite him in the butt? Gabby learned more about Johnny’s goofy side and...

Si & Veronica are all aboard the ship of love for episode 225! Instead of being in Cincinnati or Virginia and calling it the city of love… They are actually in Paris! The girls have their first 1:1 dates with Tino and Jason and do some classic Parisian things. The rest of the dudes find their digs on the cruise ship. Two new villains are emerging as Hayden has been running his mouth and Logan is f...

Si & Veronica are NOT staying toxic for episode 224! This week on the Bachelorette was rough for all parties. Rachel at least had a great 1:1 date with Zach, but then got denied thrice during the revamped rose ceremony. Gabby didn’t get any of the men at the sausage party she crashed at the mansion to talk to her, Erich was a bit stoney about her mommy issues, and she was told she was rough around...

Si & Veronica are trying to thrive and survive for episode 223! We are in the full swing of group and 1:1 dates with Gabby and Rachel… which means of course we have to put the men in some ill-fitting speedos. A villain emerged almost as quickly as he was squashed. That’s what you get for being a self-proclaimed alpha, Chris! Rachel hasn’t been feeling the love much yet and even sent home drag race...

Si & Veronica are doing big and little cringes for episode 222! The Bachelorette is finally back and we muscled our way through a long limo episode. Did you think there were more or less gimmicks than in past seasons? Seemingly no one knows how this show is going to be formatted with two leads, not even our barely-there host, Jesse Palmer. Once the guys got a hang of taking the girls separately, t...

Si & Veronica are catching some rays for episode 221! We start with another Michelle and Nayte breakup update… and we finally got some answers to the questions around what is happening with the money they were gifted. Blake aka Balockaye and Gianina are FINALLY IG official… because what else is a better promo for the reality show you met on than a lovey dovey carousel of pictures. Demi Burnett rec...

Si & Veronica are waking up for episode 220! Nayte took to instagram to clear up any cheating rumors and admits to how people could get a fuckboy vibe from him but that is truly not the case. Elizabeth Corrigan from Clayton’s season (and the other half of Shrimpgate) came out as bisexual this past weekend with Pride. Caelynn Miller Keyes went on Dean’s podcast to clapback about some comments aroun...