Funemployment Radio

Today: Flight of the Conchords was an amazing show, New Zealand facts and 10 sheep to a person, World of Records and pole vaulting, pet names and Pac 2 updates, and more - have a great day friends! Oh, and here is a picture of the balancing bird bottle opener Sarah was (poorly) trying to describe - get yours at  PDX Asylum ! :)

Today: Morning show Christmas shenanigans, how to combat the depressingness outside, light boxes and Hallmark Movies, jenga inspiration and plotlines, is a wolf a coyote, and more compelling content - it's a fun one :) Have a great day!

Today: Oops it happened again, and Sarah's basement once again is full of mail, how does it get there and how you place things in time, the largest amount of pencils and grins and guns, banned baby names and Greg's show today, and have a great afternoon all!

Today: Greg had a dream come true and got to meet a real life falcon, crows of Portland and what a falcon does to help, Toy Museum has now inducted new toys into the hall of fame, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah went on an adventure outside of Portland, traveling to new places and unsmashed pumpkins, fancy people and divey bars, and more - have an excellent day friends, we love ya! :)

Today: Our dear friend Rick Emerson joined us today to talk about malls, slang words that we don't understand, and quite honestly I don't remember what all we talked about but I do know that we laughed a lot and had fun :) Thanks for listening, back tomorrow! 

Today: How do you handle yourself if you get stuck in an elevator, what do you do when you see somebody at the end of a hallway and you're walking toward them, log trucks are terrifying and haunted hotel, and have a great day friends! :) 

Today: Greg accidentlally hilariously posted a super creepy avatar online and now it's everywhere, happy sassy birthday with a party popper, Booty Patrol and allergies, and more - have a great day friends!

Today: Greg has some old man gripes about the traffic and the commute and wants to resurrect his old idea, how many do you get and what would you use it for, bat beauty contest and Goldie Hawn aliens, and have an excellent day friends!

Today: Sarah saw something strange in the cemetery, it is actually strange that she goes there so much, what is your favorite Halloween movie, to give candy or not to give candy, and have a great day friends - Happy Halloween!

Today: Sarah's sister came to visit for the weekend and it was a lot of fun, getting dressed up and being in a costume contest, Hawthorne Blvd. and exploring, and do you hide or give candy on Halloween? Have a great day friends! 

Today: Greg has a weird obsession with his robot lady, Bowie isn't feel the best, lady and the tramp-ing, living in a cemetery, and Taylor Swift is becoming many couples third wheel :) Have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah recaps her adventure north to Vancouver to see Jason Momoa, what it was like and the absolute pandemonium, life without internet, big grilled cheese and rattiest cities, popular Halloween costumes, and more! Have a great day friends! Here's the link to the walk-through video of the craziness at the vodka signing!

Today: We were joined by our friend Aarón Durán to talk about what he's been up to, pumpkins, comics, and all sorts of fun things - he is delightful! :) Be sure to  follow his adventures on Instagram , and have a wonderful day you wonderful people! 

Today: Time blindness and a sense of urgency, traveling to the great upnorth where the air is different and the people are wiser, Sarah and the great nacho heist, and a huge welcome back to our friends at  Asylum ! They are located at  3713 SE Hawthorne Blvd. , and their current hours of operation are Friday - Sunday from 12pm-4pm; you can also make an appointment weekdays between 10am & 3pm by em...

Today: Greg can speak a different language in his dreams, becoming a detective and how country can see city folk better, grizzly bear contests and hottest pepper, rubber duckies and Pac 2, and have a great day friends! :)

Today: Sarah went out of town, going to Poodle Dog and what is the Pup House, random truck stop and finding something creepy, why were there pumpkins and who made them, and more - have a great day friends :)  Also, here's the link to see Sarah's creepy Jack-o-lantern video!

Today: Sarah is going on an adventure up north, Greg and the mundane task updates, a new bigfoot has been found in Colorado, fancy people doing fancy things, and more - have a great afternoon friends! :)

Today: Some days are winners, and some days we try to find what rhymes with mutton - guess which day this is? Also today - popular Halloween costumes, pug crawl, find an alien for money, and have a great day friends! 

Today: It's Sarah's special day! Greg has lots of fun facts about Libras, where to and find free things on your birthday, what constitutes a meal, mushy peas, and more - have an excellent day friends, back tomorrow! :)

Today: The great nanobot army is getting ready to descend upon us, are you ready to become a zombie, getting stuck in the tunnel and hotwheels loops, egg eating and chucky doll, and have a great day friends! 

Today: Greg finally becomes what he has been approaching - Micky Rooney. Also today - honkers and paperclips, and have an excellent day friends! :)

Today: It's the beginning of Sarah's Birthday Month and Greg is already annoyed :) Also today - we have new neighbors that have blowtorches and metal poles (ugh), stay in Shrek's house and being stuck on a rollercoaster, and it's finally here - fat bear week! Have a great afternoon friends, back tomorrow! 

Today: We were joined by our pal Jeremiah Coughlan to talk all things comedy, flying to a glacier, going to Salem and seeing witches, new comedy show at White Eagle this Sunday  (get your tickets here!) , and much more! Also, don't miss some special bonus content about food balls at the end of the episode :) Have a great day friends!

Today: Sarah went to a place that she hasn't been to in a long time, terrible parking and mean white ladies, granola babies and nice employees, 10,000 bill and dog movies, and the weinermobile is back! Have a great day all! :)