Fully Functional Parents

Fully Functional Parents

Comedy EN ↓ 401 episodes

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Author

Fully Functional Parents

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

FFP VP: 2026! 26.11.2025

Wayne Newton! Buffets! Cabanas! Join us next year!

Hanging with Mr. Cooper! 24.11.2025

And the Weather Channel!

What’s for Dinner?!?? 20.11.2025

An empathy?

Why People Retire! and More Billy Joel!! 19.11.2025

And don’t see Materialists!!

Friendsgiving 2025! Feed Me!! 17.11.2025

Too bad you didn’t come, it was fantastic!

Is Our Dog Trying to Kill Us? 14.11.2025

And leaf blowing blows!!

No Complaining about My Complaining! 12.11.2025

Uber! Waymo! And I learn how to read GPS!

Appendicitis, a Sangeet and Pittsburgh! Oh My! 11.11.2025

An epic wedding weekend that our kid doesn’t realize was a lot of stress!!

Googling People From Your Past: Never Good!! 07.11.2025

And we’re going to a wedding!!

Potpourri!! 06.11.2025

Tie your shoes!

An Accidental Arnold Schwarzenegger Retrospective! 04.11.2025

And need a sleep counter? Me too!

How a C Section Works?! 03.11.2025

What??

She’s a Monster, Episode #22: Kid Concerts! 02.11.2025

The Archives! I hate kid concerts. And why won’t David go on a survival course with me?

Hey Jealousy!! 31.10.2025

Is this episode about the Gin Blossoms? Definitely not! (Affairs and cologne!)

Pavement!! True Love Always!! 30.10.2025

The band! And no, we won’t text with our kids!

Over sharing! 27.10.2025

Torpedoes and big tonsils!!

A Shorty About Matt Milano’s Cleat! 25.10.2025

And Bill’s naked feet!! (Rerun Saturday!)

It’s Despicable What I Just Did In the Restaurant Bathroom! 22.10.2025

And the thing every human hates!! Every human!

Gwilty as Charged! Ding Dong Ditching! 19.10.2025

And live in a commune with us?!

Diaper Dog!! 17.10.2025

And Mr. Trump, Bring back homemade Halloween!!

Warning! Scam!! Kids’ Book Fairs!! 15.10.2025

And David’s French relatives!!

Women Don’t Flash!! 13.10.2025

And other potpourri!!

DB Sweeney! More Tales From Corporate America! 10.10.2025

Surprises are good, you nimrods!

Full Moon Rising! 09.10.2025

Damn, I love a run in the dark! And don’t try to understand how the moon even works!!

Sealy Posturepedic with Brown Streaks On It: The Buffalo Bills Loss! 06.10.2025

Morning talk!

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