Fully Functional Parents

Fully Functional Parents

Comedy EN ↓ 401 episodes

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Author

Fully Functional Parents

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

Miss Us?! We were in Paris! Jealous?! 05.04.2026

As said by Jon Lovitz!

Nic Cage? Arnold Schwarzenegger?! No! No! It’s….. 27.03.2026

My favorite movie star!

Very Boring Potpourri! 26.03.2026

We’re tired!

Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?! 23.03.2026

And sucking it in!!

We See Your Panty Line! 22.03.2026

And how many times a year do you have a close call?

A Shorty and Stubby One! 17.03.2026

Coffee to go! Thanks for the mugs, Katie and Gwil!

The Recap! 16.03.2026

Sorry you missed out, the Frat Party was epic. Maybe not for David but for me.

If This Table Could Talk! (It’s Frat Party Day!! 14.03.2026
What IS Your Shoe Size, Marco Rubio? 12.03.2026

Potpourri – lots of dumb things that we had to catch up on! Potholes, running in the rain, Trump buying shoes for people!!

Eliot Spitzer, Howard Dean! Come Back! What You Did Wasn’t That Bad!! 07.03.2026

And a soup of your own filth!

Captain Obvious in Corporate America 05.03.2026

And giving up things for lent!

Boobs and A Dickie! 04.03.2026

The new business casual! And my mom doubts me!

What’s Going On, Paul Rudd? We Can Hang Out. 28.02.2026

And more things we didn’t know as kids. A double episode for your Saturday!

Couch Cracks! 25.02.2026

And music festivals and not being friends with people!

Who is the Prophet Here? 23.02.2026

And penises on the new Bills Stadium?!

Do Me A Solid! Don’t Say Crotch! 18.02.2026

And other things our parents said and did!

Hitting Roosters with Rocks! 16.02.2026

Like Emmanuel Clase?!

Movers! And Pockets! and Tingles! 14.02.2026

Archive: July 2024. Unedited because I don’t bother to edit anymore!

Flu Week! 13.02.2026

A classically boring episode about language and school break week!

Stop Whining! And Have a Dinner Party! 09.02.2026

And we’re going to invite Sandra Lee!!

Double Episode: Hot Old Men like Colin Firth! 07.02.2026

So many things!

Sacrificing for Kids! 04.02.2026

No more kid play places!

Call Your Parents! They Miss You! 02.02.2026

Skiing again!!

Lies Lies Lies!! 30.01.2026

And no kid fights!?

Have You Tried David’s Cookies?! 27.01.2026

Cause you should!

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