Fuggcast | Absurdist Comedy Show

The 20th Episode of Fuggcast is long, thin and smells like runny brie, just like my withered leg. You remember that pub in Exmoor? The withered leg? The barman looked like an old cobblers puppet. Gorgeous shiny hair, skin like varnished oak but there was something creepy about him. Why did he disappear behind a partition to pour our drinks? Why did he reappear behind us with 3 flutes of thick pink...

What would you do if you had a million ideas? Would you lay on the floor convulsing or would you channel those ideas into a premium quality podcast? RIFF RAFF BE WARNED This episode of Fuggcast is not for the likes of you! I'm trying to attract a new audience member. One with a nice plum coloured shirt a pronounced underbite and a shock of white pubes. This episode pairs well with a bottle of your...

'Hiya love it's me Steven Nevets' Says he. In this latest episode of blank space blank blank return space, Sam returns to his roost and lays a Goldblum egg. What's the likelihood that you would recommend Fuggcast to a taller friend or colleague? There are other podcasts out there but not many presented by a shuffling, stuttering shambles. In real life Sam is suave, articulate and dresses like the...

MAN: 'The longer the better right?'  DIFFERENT MAN: 'Right!' This latest episode of Fuggcast features 26 minutes and 13 seconds of pure quality but pure quality what? What do you/I mean? What kind of qualities are you looking for in a perfect partner? Thick rubbery neck? Tick. Thick rubbery tie? Tick. Thick rubbery sentences that spring from a perfectly circular mouth?  The man that is c...

More tedious nonsense from the self-proclaimed 'Podcast King'. With a new expression on his big fleshy face, Sam returns with a new look.  Nothing new to hear here though, just more self-conscious wittering. There isn't an interview with Russel Brand but if there were, it would be long, meandering and peppered with his catchphrase 'Well alrighty then!'. Other Celebrities failing to make an ap...

There are 2 holes, hole A and hole B. Hole A emits foul odours whilst hole B releases noxious gas. Butthole don a minute... A hole isn't a hole or is it? Why am you wasting my/your semi-precious life force on this nonsense? In this premium grade episode of Fuggcast, Sam lifts the lid and sits down for a nice relaxing sh1p. The water-closet is a safe space to think and dream up new ways to think ab...

Series 2 opens it's short fat legs to reveal a blank space. You feel short and fat changed. On another occasion, you're sitting in your homemade bunker, when you hear the news that Jay Bell has dyed his hair the exact same colour as the interior of your homemade bunker (eggshell).  It's another truck load of desiccated fox manure with each dainty white log painted in every colour of the brain...

In the latest episode, Sam raises one of his yellow eyebrows 2mm, lifts his spoon 3mm and turns his turnip head 3mm to the west. This week's show is live from Anriston village hall (It's not) and 3 different versions of Paul McCartney drop by for a chat (They don't). 80's McCartney arrives wearing his trademark silver spacesuit, riding a silver tricycle with a trailer carrying platypus McCartney a...

What do cephalopods, rich tea biscuits and Chesney from Gladiators all have in common? What is the opposite of 'OV'? These are good questions but in this episode, we will be asking better ones. When will Matt finish? What is up? How is it hanging? Who played Russ in 'Speech Hammer'? Featuring an exclusive interview with Paula Paulsfon, some 'problematic' themes and a lovely matt finish episode 12...

Putting the tension back into pretension, Sam serves up yet another tepid bowl of semi-nutritious audio slop. Is it a conversation in four parts? There's a new Heart to heart section with Sue Shoefoot, 'Release the Gas' with Tarn Fastwater and Father Eisenmass drops by with a big bag of pens. It's an Absurdist Comedy podcast John and let's hope that makes it searchable... www. Fuggwodge.com

Absurdist comedy podcast with the sperm eels. Sam is wearing his new 'Michael' costume back to front but you won't notice because you can't actually 'see' him. He is there, but where is there? There's a faint paisley border around this episode and bee logo in the top right corner. Still at 'CUBE' but not for much longer. There's Eissenmass chat and local celebrity Thin William drops by for a slice...

Opposite of dog, opposite of cat. Sam's wearing his baseball cat T-Shirt and little else. There's an interview with Esron Rewimner in the Winter room and Spider shoe makes an unwelcome appearance. It's Part 2 in the Cube trilogy and is a little bit better than the first but by no means as good as next weeks episode. visit www. Fuggwodge.com for more absurdist balls.

The first of 3 special episodes commissioned by Cube Microplex in Bristol to celebrate their reopening. Recorded un-live in Cube, (but not really). Sam chats to the semi-fictional, rotting Co-flounder of Cube, Bendrian Half Water about how he and others. There's grey noise, grey pleated trousers and some leftover scrambled egg that's also a bit grey. Open your child's drawing of a mouth and consum...

In a surprise turn of events, Sam turns the tables and then turns them back again. Your sister drops by for a sandwich and a bit of how's your father. Meanwhile, Wes is up to his digital armpits in spam.  If you don't like this episode, that's fine, there'll be another one out soon but I warn you, it will be very similar. If you do like this podcast please leave a smashing review. www.fuggwod...

It takes a while to get into a new podcast. Quite often they're hosted by 2 annoying American men and involve a lot of smug in-jokes. In this episode, Sam digs about in his attic and unearths some interesting items including a signed photo of Jaques McCorzack, a roll of fibreglass and signed line drawing of Phoebe Holmes.

It's episode 5 buddy! Woo! Yeah! We made it! Alright! Come on! Dane Jooey Dench makes a brief appearance as does Stuart Moordit and marketing expert Randry Azmarazav. There's warm rock, tepid folk and cold quiche for afters. www.fuggwodge.com