From The Bunk Bed

In this episode, the Varde Bros ride the Blessed Express to show support for Hawaii MMA Legend Max Holloway ahead of UFC 308. They discuss living anywhere other than Hawaii, romantic comedies and walking the path to Mordor. They debate the appropriate amount of time to eat takeout food while learning about masks. Kolu gets gassy and Bronson talks too much about BJ Penn.

In this episode, the Varde Bros sport their tie dye while trashing Christopher Columbus. They discuss robots, being secure in their manhood and what their roles would be in Ancient Hawaii. Bronson presents a new segment, Behind the Music, where he introduces the world to Jose from Guadalajara. Kolu hates beer and Bronson sings Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

In this episode, the Varde Bros talk about their favorite TV shows. Kolu challenges Kassidy during Game Night to find out if he’s smarter than a Kindergartener. They discuss hula, drawing naked ladies and the best way to gamble. 

In this episode, all three of the Varde Bros are back to discuss everything “BROWN”. They talk about their go-to vegetables, pet peeves and Adam Sandler while doing their Kegel exercises. They figure out the best way to wipe your butt and solve the Diddy allegations. Kolu likes green beans, Brad’s hips don’t lie and Bronson wants you to tell a friend to listen to this podcast. 

In this episode, The Varde Bros sit down with their nieces, Kassidy and Kaia. It’s a short episode with a mashup of two archived unreleased episodes. They discuss favorite foods, movies and go-to snacks. Kolu sneezes, Bronson gets annoyed, Kaia speaks gibberish and Kassidy hates Frozen 2. 

In this episode, Russell Satele joins the podcast. They discuss Russell’s latest trip to Georgia to film the live-action Moana. They also converse about, Chris Brown, Dragon Ball Z and racism. They play a game called, Guess That Poly, where they have to guess the ethnicity of a person just by the picture. Bronson interrupts and Russell flies first class. 

The Makakilo Varde’s crash this special 50th episode and fill it with talks of crime, tying tubes and storytelling. They discuss the tooth fairy and all of Brad’s gripes. Kassidy loses her tooth, Raegan tells her cousin’s story, Braddon’s nipple is sore, Bronson sounds like a peacock and Sheila is Shefasa. 

In this episode, The Varde Bros talk everything football because FOOTBALL SEASON IS BACK BABY!! They tell football stories and discuss their favorite illegal football drills. They try to name all of Oahu’s Pop Warner Teams and estimate who is going to be state football champs this upcoming season. They discuss Teri Beef versus Beef Teri and agree to a weight loss challenge. Kolu gets CTE and Brons...

In this episode, The Varde Bros talk about way too many different things that it’s hard to keep track. They discuss how many babies are born a minute, tunnels under chinatown and Channing Tatum. They debate how long Godzilla’s legs are and what their last meal would be. Kolu brings peace and Bronson has ADHD.

In this episode, The Varde Bros reminisce about college while day drinking. They talk about their favorite classes, the manapua man and the dark web. They figure out which olympic sport they would excel in and what colors their superhero costumes would be. Bronson wants to punch someone and Kolu drinks his own piss.

In this episode, The Varde Bros go back to school. They discuss playing tetherball during recess, the olympics and their favorite Adam Sandler movies. They take a trip down memory lane by sharing school stories and teachers they didn't like. Bronson gets hit in the face with a golf club and Kolu learns how to tip.

It's Ekolu's Birthday!! And we have a special episode to celebrate. Here is a compilation of Ekolu's funniest moments on the podcast thus far. 

In this episode, The Varde Bros are all over the place. They discuss Lebron James and his son, Love Island and what the future holds when they’re 60 years old. They play Character Connections for Game Night and debate the best video games. Kassidy has a loose tooth, Brad thinks about Yoda, Kolu cries in the mirror and Bronson is the ultimate mama’s boy.

In this episode, The Varde Bros sport ninja masks while diving deep into a plethora of topics. They discuss Trump’s assassination attempt, worst ways to die and Love Island. They play a new game for Game Night and figure out the best places to hide from monsters. Bronson has a bone to pick and Kolu loves T-Pain.

In this episode, The Varde Bros are back at it again. Brad, Bronson and Ekolu discuss Johnny Tsunami, Ancient Rome and Jake Paul versus Mike Perry all while sporting beanies. They discuss hiding girlfriends and the biggest secrets they kept from their mom. Kolu gets honked at, Brad had a secret stash and Bronson deserves love. 

In this episode, Bronson is joined by his cousins, Alex and Keoni. They discuss topics ranging from post-apocalyptic life to mental health. They fail at harmonizing and tell scary stories. Bronson runs away, Keoni runs over clowns and Alex wants to be Jesus.  

In this episode, it’s a Makakilo Varde takeover with Brad bringing his fiancé, Sheila and his daughter, Kassidy on the podcast to air out some dirty laundry. They discuss brad’s love for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Power Rangers. Bronson gets bored, Braddon loves the terminator, Kassidy thinks movies are lame and Sheila is always right.

In this episode, Bronson and his cousin Keoni are joined by a wide range of special guests. They learn the favorite color and TV show of every guests and get snappy when they're bored. They discuss the importance of consent, listen to a terrible story and learn a new joke. Bronson gets sunburnt and Keoni’s spirit animal is an elephant. A big mahalo to our guests John, Melelani, Knight, Jin, K...

In this episode, the Varde Bros are back and in full effect. They discuss the differences in raising animals versus children, school lunches and father-daughter dances. They each tell their own stories of confrontation while Brad gives some fatherly advice. Bronson doesn’t have a lighter, Kolu eats hot lettuce and Brad sees The Rock. 

In this special Father’s Day episode, Bronson is joined by his niece Melelani and nephew Riley. They talk about life in Colorado, the excitement surrounding Kamehameha Schools’ Exploration Program and their father. They learn a few Pidgin/Hawaiian words and find out who’s their dad’s favorite. Bronson holds in his farts all day, Riley makes lasting memories and Melelani makes Bronson cry.

In this episode, Bronson is forced to do the podcast with the Varde Sisters. They discuss a variety of topics ranging from naps in Kindergarten to robots taking over the world. They play Moana Trivia and sing their hearts out to “How Far I’ll Go”. Bronson gets hit in the esophagus, Raegan whispers and Kassidy wants to put her sister in an animal cage.

In this short episode, Kassidy and Kaia crash the podcast once again. They discuss what they like most and least about each other while hugging it out. Bronson does a sobriety test, Kassidy breaks the ice and Kaia loses brain cells. 

In this episode, the Varde Bros soak in the crisp Oahu air while discussing proper Karaoke Protocol and Max Holloway’s knockout . They play the movie game for game night. Kolu gets sassy at Moani’s and Bronson finds joy in watching kids play.

In this short episode, Bronson is joined by his two youngest nieces, Kaia and Kassidy. They talk about a variety of things such as Jurassic World, SpongeBob Squarepants and Incredibles 2.  Kassidy learns why we wash our hands, Bronson can bench more than Brad and Kaia doesn't have much to say. 

In this special Mother’s Day episode, The Varde Bros sport their mom’s blouses while discussing stories of her. They debate whether it is more painful for a woman to give birth or a man to get hit in the gonads. They discuss David Blaine, human evolution and share the importance of doing your kegels.