Fried Chicken Fries

A zero-jeopardy week from a random topic selector either atoning for previous weeks, or lulling both Matt and Rick into a false sense of security. Either way, the lads talk about a famous Irish stout, chlorinated fun, saddling up and their days at school. There's also room for a cheeky veto.

Richard and Matthew are back with some more randomly generated subject matter. Lots of talk about Smol, more landmine chat and an unfortunate outburst at the funeral of a much-loved TV star.

Matt and Rick are at the behest of a worryingly sentient random topic selector today, with three of the subjects today having aviation links. Four, if you include Stag Dos. There's also a little time to pay tribute to a doyen of North-East broadcasting, while the lads get their whites and pads on and chat about cricket.

13 is unlucky for some, and it proved to be very unlucky for Matt and Rick as the random topic selector generated a very, very mixed bag this week. We begrudgingly talk about Cornwall, discuss washing machines, how to play Three Blind Mice while once again, regrettably, the conversation comes back to land mines. Oh, there's also a veto.

The random topic generator has produced a broad church of subjects for Matt and Rick to discuss in this week's episode, where there's memories of the first records we owned (one is pathetic, one is quite cool), cooking in the kitchen with your favourite lager, DIY mishaps and discussing the merits and drawbacks of the humble all-inclusive holiday.

An episode of contrasts here. Matt is in Menorca, Richard is not; Richard likes The Beatles, Matt has no real opinion; Richard tuned into Keith Chegwin's Naked Jungle in 2000, Matt did not (as he was only eight at the time). Enjoy!

Matt waxes lyrical about electric eels, Richard shares his mobile phone woe, there's a veto in the midst, Richard reveals the multiple nicknames he had growing up and there's very little love for Blur. All jam-packed into 45 minutes of fun and laughter.

Some nice things for us to discuss this week, after the Random Topic Selector took a huff with us last week. We deftly tackle three subjects with a swift veto thrown in for good measure…

The random topic generator is a cruel mistress and it has hit us hard for this episode with some difficult subjects to tackle. But, do you know what, dear listener? We did it. And we did this for you. TW: We try not to get too far into the weeds of talking about blisters, but if you're having your tea while listening, please be warned.

For the first time ever, we manage to pack FIVE subjects into one chaotic episode! The random topic selector spins out Pilots, The Royle Family, David Gest 'dying' in Celebrity Big Brother, the long jump, and 'people laughing'. We also meet Matt's new dog. Enjoy!

The boys are back in their barracks after the disastrous outdoor episodes to discuss The A1, Tim Henman, Sausages and Gigs. There's also a cheeky veto for good measure.

Richard and Matthew are on the road again for this week's episode, this time they're in The Pub with the random topic generator at their side. This week, we talk about Christopher Reeve (real), Alan Partridge (fictional) and books. There's a shocking confession from Matthew and Richard live commentates on someone tuning a guitar. Enjoy! NOTE: Because we've recorded this in the pub,...

Matthew and Richard are back, and this time they're in the car as they take a drive around the North-East of England with the random topic generator in tow. On the agenda this week is dogs, Australia (the country) and Airline (ITV show) - while there's a little trip down memory lane for Richard. NOTE: Because we've recorded this on the road, and because Richard bought perhaps the wrong...

Richard Easterbrook and Matthew Keeling talk landmines, Lidl and the Sinclair C5, while there's the first VETO of the series. Join us!

Join Matthew Keeling and Richard Easterbrook as they spin the random topic generator once more and discuss The Tide, Eric Cantona, Eating Things As You Walk Around The Supermarket and The Blind Lad From Big Brother Being Hit In The Head.

In this pilot episode of Fried Chicken Fries, Richard Easterbrook and Matthew Keeling set their stall out, explain where the title of the podcast came from, and spin the wheel to generate their first topics of discussion - Definitely Maybe and Only Fools And Horses!