French People Arr. Rude

👉 ⁠⁠ For all show notes & recommendations⁠⁠ 👉 ⁠⁠ Book the best Rome tours⁠ Rome might be eternal, but it didn’t start pretty. In this episode, Sean and Brandon walk through the real timeline of ancient Rome—from the myth of a wolf-raised twin to the bloody end of Julius Caesar and the empire that followed. You’ll hear about Romulus and Remus (and which one got murdered), the sketchy kings wh...

Vatican City: Papal Power, Secret Walls, and Why It’s a Country 👉 ⁠⁠For all show notes & recommendations⁠⁠ 👉 ⁠⁠To book the best Vatican tours⁠⁠ 👉 ⁠⁠ For tips on how to visit the Vatican without waiting in line ⁠⁠ What does it mean for a religion to run a country? In this episode of French People Arr. Rude , Sean and Brandon dig into how and why the Vatican exists as the world’s smallest cou...

New Pope, New Roads, New Problems 👉 ⁠ ⁠For all show notes & recommendations⁠⁠ 👉 ⁠ ⁠To book the best Vatican & Rome tours⁠⁠ In this episode, we break down all the chaos and changes happening in Rome and what they mean for travelers heading to Europe in 2025. With a new American pope, a record-breaking Jubilee year, and a brand-new EU visa requirement, it’s safe to say Rome (and the rest o...

👉 For all show notes & recommendations . 👉 To book the best tours in Europe In this episode, we tackle the major changes affecting American travelers heading to Europe in 2025, from new visa waiver programs to city entry fees. Travel expert Angel Castellanos joins us to break down the ETIAS visa waiver required by the European Union, the UK's new ETA system, and Venice’s controversial ne...

Numbers of Efficiency, Time, Soft to Hard, Distance between us  👉 ⁠⁠ ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ ⁠⁠ 👉 ⁠⁠ ⁠ To book the best Italy Tours ⁠ ⁠ Sean and Brandon are back with part two of the ultimate Italy trip planner. From structured 7- to 10-day itineraries to food tours, museum hacks, and chaotic Roman summers, this episode covers everything you need to know to plan an unforgett...

Numbers of Efficiency, Time, Soft to Hard, Distance between us  👉 ⁠⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠⁠ 👉 ⁠⁠ To book the best Italy Tours ⁠ In this episode, Sean and Brandon bite into the big one—Italy as a whole. With sarcasm as thick as a Roman ragu, they run through every stereotype, every unspoken rule, and every unwritten law that governs eating, dressing, walking, and caffeinating...

Tuscany: Land Scam, Vertical Feud, Buried Pride, Real Excalibur  👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ 👉 ⁠ To book the best Tuscany tours ⁠ 👉 To book the best agriturismo stays in Tuscany In this episode, Sean and Brandon uncork their deep love for Tuscany—sarcasm, sausages, and all. From rolling hills lined with cypress trees to grilled meats and jugs of wine that taste like Brunello,...

Amalfi Coast: Soft Acid, Silent Tower, Cotton Word, Drowned Glory  👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ 👉 ⁠ To book the best Amalfi Coast tours ⁠ Welcome to the Amalfi Coast! Where ancient emperors were psychopaths, mozzarella explodes in your mouth, and hotel views come with mandatory cardio. Brandon and Sean cover everything from cliff-hucking Roman rulers to travel tips that might a...

Naples: French Disease, 3 times blood, Suspended Coffee, Queen’s Tribute 👉 For all show notes & recommendations 👉 To book the best Naples tours In this episode, we head to the heart of southern Italy—Naples—with our hilarious and insightful guest, Gaetano, a true Neapolitan local. We unpack the chaotic beauty of the city through stories, stereotypes, and history, covering everything from the...

Puglia: Tax Evasion, Spider Bite, Santa Claus, Protected Bread 👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations 👉 Where to stay in Puglia⁠ This week, Sean and Brandon head deep into the stiletto heel of Italy — Puglia — to uncover why this under-the-radar region might just be the best-kept secret left in Italy. They break down everything you need to know before you go: why the bread is protected by...

Inside the Vatican After the Death of a Pope: Rituals, History, and What Comes Next 📍 Rome is at the center of the world’s attention once again. 👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations 👉 To book a Vatican tour⁠ In this special episode of French People Are Rude , hosts Sean and Brandon sit down with Vatican expert and travel journalist Angel Castellanos to unpack the passing of Pope Frances...

London: Hot Air, Soccer, Romans, Fish-&-Chips-Fighting 👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ 👉 ⁠ To book the best London tours ⁠ Sean and Brandon sit down with travel journalist Angel Castellanos to unpack London in all its messy glory—from the truth about British food and warm pints to football hooligans, afternoon tea, and the city's best hangover cures. It’s a deep dive into the...

Best Beaches in Italy: Banana Hammocks, alle Vongole, Americano, Cocco Bello 👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations 👉 To book the best Sicily tours 👉 To book the best Amalfi Coast tours In this episode, we dig into the real best beaches in Italy—uncrowded, unfiltered, and unbelievably beautiful. From the laid-back luxury of Puglia’s Salento region to Sardinia’s cliff-jumping coves and the...

Sicily: One-way?, Homer, dialects within dialects, talking heads 👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ 👉 ⁠ To book the best Sicily tours ⁠ Planning a trip to Sicily? This episode is your no-fluff, straight-talking guide to seeing the best of the island—from where to go and what to eat, to how to avoid tourist traps and travel like a local. Whether you’re dreaming of cliffside beaches, a...

Paris Uncovered: Stolen Overcoats, Milk, Window Shopping, Medieval Tinder 👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ 👉 ⁠ To book the best Paris tours ⁠ Planning your first trip to Paris? This episode is your ultimate guide to doing it right. We’ll help you navigate the City of Light like a pro—from choosing the best neighborhoods to stay in and understanding how the Metro works, to avoiding...

Florence: Bonfires, Billionaire Bellhops, and Boredom 👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ 👉 ⁠ To book the best Florence tours ⁠ Listen until the last minute—some of the best Florence recommendations are packed into the final 10 minutes of the episode. But first, we take you beyond the postcard version of the Renaissance capital and into the gritty, hilarious, and awe-inspiring truth o...

Rome: German Vandals, Fendi, Overcooked Pasta, and Bloody Sandals 👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ 👉 ⁠ To book the best Rome tours ⁠ Think you know Rome? Think again. In this episode, we dive deep into the truths, myths, and wild history of the Eternal City—from Roman food culture and drinking customs to strange historical facts and modern-day stigmas. Expect a mix of hilarious tra...

German Vandals, Fendi, Overcooked Pasta, and Bloody Sandals 👉 ⁠ ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ ⁠ 👉 ⁠ ⁠ To book the best Rome tours In this episode, we break down everything you need to know about visiting Rome—from navigating the chaotic streets and confusing public transit to uncovering the best neighborhoods to stay in. Whether you're wondering why first-time visitors struggl...

Venice: Dead Romans, Black Teeth, Smoke, and Mirrors 👉 ⁠ For all show notes & recommendations ⁠ 👉 ⁠ To book the best Venice tours ⁠ In this episode, we’re diving deep into Venice’s hidden gems, wild history, and best eats—from avoiding overpriced tourist traps to discovering the best Bacari bars and Cicchetti spots. We’ll also share some of our craziest Venice stories, like getting lost in t...