Free to A Good Home

Comedian and small goblin Demi Lardner joins Hing and Ben to write a sequel to Space Jam, find a place for straight guys to jack off aaaand solve the mystery of two clowns who are down to .. fuck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Roden joins us to talk camper vans, true wiccan love in Queensland and Dunston Checks In. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben Russell joins us to chat lost rings, El Naked Chef and an intriguing offer from a lunatic in Florida. Ben is extremely hungover throughout. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Becky Lucas has returned to the show as our guest this week! We talk about JOing over model trains, honouring veterans, and Ben remembers a very traumatic memory from his childhood. It's a good'un. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben's still in Italy, but we've run out of pre-recorded episodes (calendars are VERY tricky), so this week, Tom Ballard and Tim Hewitt join Hing to chat about mechanical bulls, cum tubes annnnd a weird prank from Hing's childhood where you try and piss through someone's legs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bart Freebairn joins us to discuss and dad music, the X-Men and the most disastrous gigs we've ever witnessed. We also induct some listeners into the newly minted Hall of Cowards. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew Levins joins us and brings the tone right down. We're sorry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing has regrettably been hit by a train and is dead so Alex Lee fills in for him as we're joined by Guy Montgomery to talk acursed dolls, love torches, and eat some incredible snacks sent in by Chiharu Nishimoto.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cam Duggan joins us to eat mexican snacks (thank you so much Valdemar) and talk stuffed dogs, mystery meat and a pube-conscious vampire. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Simon Greiner joins us to chat ghost dads, softcore pornography mags and nude volleyball. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alexei Toliopoulos joins us to eat some insanely crunchy chips. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jenna Owen joins us to chat Asimov's erotic laws of robotics, dodgy space-rocks and the world of Fin-Dom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex Lee joins us to talk amatuer preppers, inept domain squatters and Hing's ongoing struggle to provide our listeners with jazz apples.  To support the show on Patreon head to patreon.com/FTAGH why not! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cam James stops by to talk changing your name to a swear word, anti-divorce spells and discovers that Hing once believed Koreans to be magic.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Victoria Zerbst joins us to talk the purchase of stars, online pranks and an absolutely intriguing pest control service.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mark Sutton joins us to talk the golden age of Australian children's television, Antiques Roadshow and bird penises.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom Ballard joins Hing and Ben to talk blood, the invention of the couch and to refuse Ben's many and generous offers of soft drinks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are joined by Scott Huntington to talk pizza scams, a baffling job as an Irish husband impersonator and the miriad difficulties encountered while converting scorpions into money.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're joined by Becky Lucas and Cameron James to talk about powerful crystals, the Innovations catalogue and how to jerk off a bee. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hing and Ben shake things up with not one but TWO guests! Alex Lee joins us again alongside Tom Walker and we discuss a tempting investment in counterfiet money, an exclusive and sexy club and an extremele convoluted way of breaking up with someone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex Lee joins Ben and Hing to talk naked handymen, accidentally uncover an illicit drug ring in Perth and issue a shameful correction from last week's Wind In The Willows chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ben and Hing are joined by Mark Sutton to talk about the Wind-in-the-willows-verse, a tempting offer for an amateur taxidermist, using stranger's toilets and the trails and tribulations of poor old Morty.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brocklesnitch joins Hing and Ben to chat about a man seeking a man, some giveaway stew, and maybe the clumsiest kind of hand job you could imagine. Hing is also recording his stand up special at The Comedy Store in Sydney Aug 5, so come along to that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  Tommy Dassalo returns. This episode, we open with about 10 minutes of stuff that isn't classifieds, we also broach jet skis, a man who wants a good chasing, adult breastfeeding and a scientist who wants you to fuck their robot. Also, Hing is filming his stand up special at The Comedy Store in Sydney, Aug 5, so get along to that you little rascals. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Hing & Ben are back from the long cold winter/summer depending on your hemisphere. Please rate and review this in iTunes or whereever you get your podcasts. We're joined by long time friend of the show, comedian Alex Lee to talk about a man who wants to be put in a dishwasher, another thing does anyone read these? and also, a moral conundrum - The Candy Apocalypse. See omnystudio.com/listener...