Frankie and Kittie

Frankie breaks down his night of headbanging with Korn and System of a Down, while Fat Dad lobs in a curveball of a movie sports question. Kittie, as always, keeps the chaos moving from stage lights to stadium lights.

Frankie gears up for a big concert while Kittie draws a hard line on celery and mushrooms. A Reuben sandwich gets rebranded, old West Virginia tales resurface, and Sassy Cat’s rapid-fire questions spark debates on dream homes, hangovers, and wedding musical acts.

Frankie and Kittie welcome special guest pup, Chef Hercules, who cooks up loads of laughs and admits his guilty pleasure is Taco Bell. From cooking spices to soul food barbecues—and one messy road trip story—the trio serve up laughs and plenty of flavor.

Frankie survives a seafood scare, Kittie dishes out vacation highlights, and somehow they end up jumping from classic games to shady scams to classic voicemails.

Frankie and Kittie hit the gas on driving etiquette, share some questionable road tips, revisit Frankie’s senior week caravan close call, and relive Kittie’s teenage road rage incident—plus plenty of detours along the way.

Come on down, it's Kittie’s birthday, and he’s celebrating in style with a full Price Is Right setup — yes, including a working Plinko board. The festivities roll on to Knoebels for some carnival games, while Frankie honors the late Ozzy Osbourne with tales from his Ozzfest days. And just when you think the party’s over, Kittie sets his sights on the ultimate vacation road trip destination: Bu...

Noir’s back and full of opinions, Frankie and Kittie unravel a cautionary tale of a lady of the night, navigate the perils of emergency bathroom etiquette. There’s candy chat, movie musings, and just enough chaos to satisfy your sweet tooth and your curiosity.

Grab your loofah and your Space Jam DVD—Frankie and Kittie are diving into childhood flashbacks, questionable hygiene routines, and lube filled balloons that can’t be un-popped. Audience questions get answered, awkward memories resurface, and somehow, life lessons sneak in between the soap and static menus.

The audience asks, and Frankie and Kittie deliver—by declaring which holiday they are , questioning what RoboCop's packing, and revisiting the timeless allure of Jessica Rabbit. Sprinkle in some tailgate golf talk and one of Kittie’s legendary golf stories, and you've got an episode that’s equal parts festive, freaky, and full of bad aim.

Frankie and Kittie serve up freezer-aisle favorites and broke-meal memories, then dig into their own adoption tales—fur real. Toss in a bizarre ballpark sighting and a heated debate about standing in line like a civilized animal, and you’ve got yourself a full plate.

Kittie’s home is one leaky pipe away from disaster, and somehow they still have time to debate the politics of first-date payments. Plus, what would their last meals be if this episode was their last? Spoiler: it’s not just tuna and treats. Also, the tale of Kittie’s date with Sassy Cat.

Special guest Noir joins the crew to drop some feline femme wisdom, and things get… silky smooth. From fresh haircuts and feeling yourself to the debate: one-hand wipe or two? Plus, a moment of reverence for Jessica Rabbit and the ultimate compliment—"you look good enough to… well, you know."

Luis the Bulldog returns for another round of howling as Frankie crushes Gen Z slang in Ask a Frankie. Kittie pitches structured bullying, musicals spark debate, and bald visor-wearers keep everyone doing a double take.

Louis the bulldog returns for another round of mischief, Kittie’s back from a getaway, Frankie’s deep in staycation mode. The crew chats golf snacks, childhood schemes, and the fine line between harmless fun and suburban delinquency.

Frankie and Kittie try to make sense of spring’s split personality, debate beer pong house rules, and reveal the ultimate way to drink water when you're parched. Frankie relives a horrifying tale of a grub in the greens, while Kittie defends it as farm-to-table. Plus, the duo considers who’s caddy material when it comes to the Masters.

Frankie & Kittie hit the road for Phillies Opening Day, setting up shop in the legendary Jetro lot with Patches, Fat Dad, and a cooler full of questionable decisions. Random guests wander in, hot dogs are probably dropped, and the vibes are chaotic in the best way. It’s tailgating, podcasting, and mild sunburns—Philly style.

It's bracket season, and this time, Kittie’s crafted a tourney all about Frankie. From personal preferences to pop culture picks, each matchup brings laughs, debates, and surprising choices. With special guest Louis the Bulldog joining to help shape the sweet sixteen, who (or what) will Frankie crown the ultimate winner?

Kittie sets the record straight on the appropriate Bloody Mary window, then flexes about making the best egg sandwich on Earth. Frankie, meanwhile, loses it over salads and the myth of “dressing on the side.” It’s breakfast debates, brunch etiquette, and leafy green rage—just another totally normal episode.

Kittie takes a trip to Philadelphia, which somehow spirals into a deep dive on arcade games. Meanwhile, a simple favor to help move a dresser turns into an encounter with an unplanned full-frontal—because, of course. Frankie, on the other hand, keeps it classy by discussing super bands, proving that sometimes, great things come from unexpected mashups.

Kittie faces the harsh reality of looking like Linguini from Ratatouille. The duo dives into the great shower vs. bath debate, debates the ideal shower length, and tackles the age-old mystery: how often should you actually wash your towel? Plus, Kittie relives the time they pitched a baseball gem while still sweating out senior week. Cleanliness is subjective in this one.

Frankie and Kittie hit the stage (well, sort of) to chat about Broadway. The perfect cereal-to-milk ratio and relive the questionable childhood foods they somehow survived eating. Come for the theater tips; stay for the breakfast banter!

Frankie and Kittie bask in the glorious aftermath of the Philadelphia Eagles absolutely dismantling the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl—because, let’s be honest, it was never even close. They’re also joined by a very special guest: Moose. Together they share a legendary tale involving a broken urinal, a trip to the ER, and one slightly angry wife. Strap in, because this one is a wild ride.

With the Super Bowl around the corner, Frankie and Kittie debate whether Philly fans are spoiled or just passionately dedicated . Kittie’s gearing up for the big game, but Frankie’s stuck working (send condolences). They’ve also finally joined social media—because clearly, the world needed more of their wisdom. Meanwhile, Frankie ponders the appropriate age limit for solo high school sports specta...

Frankie recalls the time he got lost at the zoo, proving that childhood independence is just a fancy term for mild panic. Kittie’s new TV sparks a debate on how fast technology ages—one minute it's cutting-edge, the next it belongs in a museum. And in a shocking turn of events, someone discovers that "Bill" isn’t short for Billiam. Get ready for another round of absurd discussions, shaky logic, an...

Frankie and Kittie dive headfirst into the chaos of southern snowstorms—because apparently, 9 inches is enough to shut down civilization. They debate the fine art of avoiding fights versus knowing when to throw hands. Then, they tackle old wives’ tales with scientific rigor (or not) and speculate wildly about what lurks in the ocean's darkest depths. Is it a myth, a monster, or just something...