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We aren't living in a dream, we aren't living in a movie, we are living in a nightmare!!! The Democratic Party members are slowly manipulating our country towards their agenda. They've manipulated how the virus has affected us. They purposely and needlessly shut down businesses, causing the economy to go haywire, leading to people electing a clown into the oval office. They've distorted the inform...

Welcome to the always delightful city of Scrotum  (aka, Scranton) Pennsylvania. A largely Democrat City, in a largely Democrat County, that feel that they are always on the right path towards everything for the last 40 years by electing the same party into power consistently. This constant thinking that they are the best city out there, in recently years, mainly because of the TV Show "The Office"...

It's that time of the year again - Time for the nominations and inductees into the Rock  & Roll Hall of Fame. Unfortunately, over the years, the whole process has become twisted. No longer is it just "Rock" music, but over the years they have allowed Pop, hip-Hop and Rap performers to be included as well, even though they have no place being considered on the same level as Rock music. Even Bil...

Welcome to the modern Olympics, where Olympians like Ellen Gu can prove to the world that there is a price on Olympic Athletes and they can be bought and sold by and to any country that offers the right amount of $CASH$ . . ***** This edition of my podcast was recorded live at the Fukiviknow Studios in Hamlin, Pennsylvania . . ***** LEGAL DISCLOSURE: This Podcast is based entirely on my own person...

Welcome to Pennsylvania, and the wonderful world of PennDot. A delightful organization, a great paying union job, and a viable force in the world of "milking the clock", "milking a job", etc. Wintertime in NEPA is almost tragic, when it comes to our roads, especially when you are in Northeastern PA (a.k.a. NEPA), and more notably, when you are in Wayne County Pennsylvania. This county is a region...

The act and deed of propaganda have always, throughout our history, had a negative connotation assigned to it. It uses lies and deceit to damage the reputation of a person, a cause, or a group of people. There once was a time when our country, our government, and the media, all stood for and believed in truth, freedom, justice, and the American way. But in recent years, propaganda by the media and...

The pandemic brought along so many new industry standard phrases, like "Limited Menus." And here we are 2 years into this thing, businesses have long been reopened, mask mandates changing, and places hiring - yet we are still seeing large amounts of places that have "Limited Menus" -- and this isn't temporary, it's here to stay. Why do I say that? Because it is no longer a handwritten sticker on t...

Once Upon a Time... There was a nation where the Golden Rule was the law of the land. Where people respected each other and each other's opinions. Where the doom and gloomers were mocked for their silly ideology. Now it's the other way around. The doom and gloomers rule the land, pursuing their goals of convincing everyone that the end is near, that their way is the only way to salvation. We no lo...

The World has Gone to Shit. The Russian President is as incompetent as our own Jumpin Joe Magoo is. Apparently, this friggen yambag is trying to get all of the old Soviet Union Territories that they invaded and occupied 75+ years ago back into Russia. He's invading Ukraine, while the world stood back for months and just watched the troops amass at the Ukrainian border. And we are powerless because...

We all have heard the phrase "We The People" It used to mean something, it used to be honored and respected. Our leaders used to understand that they represent us and work for us not the other way around. We have become the cash cow over the years for the same people whose jobs it is to supposedly represent We The People. They have lost their way, we have lost our way. We need leadership that reme...

We all have heard the story of the three little pigs. But you see, that is the chopped-up version of the tale. I bet you never heard the real story of the three little piggies. They were from Washington DC, they were Democrats and they were Liberals. The three little political piggies believed in taking away from the hard workers to give to those who refuse to work, or feel that they deserve what...

Join me and my special studio guest - Em-Z for this episode. Oil-based products are everywhere. But as the price of oil has gone up, so have things like plastic bags and straws. Plastic bags have gotten thinner and thinner in an attempt to reduce the amount of oil used in production. Straw manufacturers have done the same, making straws more vulnerable to breaking or by using recycled plastics tha...

This whole politically correct movement has done a lot in the ways of trying to remove and rewrite American History. In the meantime, we have also been leaving parts of American History out of our school teachings. We only teach certain things about early America and now the movement is to get rid of people in history. Right here in Pennsylvania, our Democrat Governor Wolf has mandated historical...

Recently the Biden Administration has been authorizing secret flights full of illegals to be flown into small communities, 4 of which recently landed at AVP, The Wilkes-Barre/Scranton International Airport, in Avoca PA. No details or previous notification was given to the airport nor was a cargo or passenger manifest given to be on file, as normally required by FAA regulations, all because these f...

Today I talk briefly about the morons who vandalized Big Bend National Park and then switch to talk about the wonderful world of stupid ass lawsuits. The whole world knows that the United States is the Lawsuit Capital of the World and the lawsuits I talk about just fortifies that belief. The biggest #aymbag of them all is the idiot who is suing the NY Giants and Jets from something like 6-billion...

Today I'm talking about my opinion regarding the whole "They-Them-It" labeling craze and my interpretation on how you cannot be an "it", you are either biologically male or female, how you cannot be a "they" unless you have multiple personalities, and how you cannot be a "them" unless you like placing blame on others instead of yourself. I touch base with the rise in book banning in the country, e...

Join me as I bring up the 2021 Year in Review as we near the delightful end of the 1st term of President Jumpin Joe "Biden" Magoo. It's been a wonderful year of ups and downs, mumbles and ramblings, incoherent sentences, and looks of confusion. But this is just the beginning -- Still 3 more feeble-minded years to go!!! His accomplishments are about as great as a warm bucket of hampster vomit and h...

A sad event happened in the entertainment world. Betty White passed away on New Years Eve 2022 at the age of 99, just 17 days shy of her 100th Birthday Celebration. Betty was a beloved entertainer who was recognized around the world. Her career spanned several decades. She was a very big animal rights activist. . . ***** This edition of my podcast was recorded live at the Fukiviknow Studios in Ham...

Today I'd like to talk to you about our delightful Vice President, Ms. Chameleon Harassment. our Vice President is a delightful person, really, she is. She is so delightful to interview and have her tiptoe around questions about her job and instead bring up things that we don't give a shit about, like how her office was redecorated. She gets all huffy when anyone questions who really is in charge...

Today I am going off on how friggen stupid and gullible some of these Gen Z-ers can be. There have been numerous stupid so-called "challenges" that have been on TikTok over the past two years. This time around it's more of a serious issue/ Apparently, there was a challenge request going on where school students were supposed to call in bomb threats in order to force schools to close. This, of cour...

Ahh, the wonderful delusional world of President Jumpin Joe Magoo. Always filled with surprises with every feeble spoken word. From the man who brought us higher energy prices, more illegals in our nation, and even more ways to divide a country, comes a legislative bill so ridiculous, so terrible, and so filled with other on-publicized projects, The Wonderful Biden Build Back Better Bill. This bil...

Today, I rant about those oh so lovely and chaotic-looking holiday light displays. There are some homeowners who act like they are light display "artists" and others that put about as much thought into their light displays as a bee does when they sting you. There are a few different categories of light displays out there, which include "The House Where Christmas Tried" "The House Where Christmas F...

Today I rant about the delightful Holiday Shopping Season, especially the Bitch Day called Black Friday. The one day of the year, which is the only day of the year, I expect people to be asshole shoppers, idiotic employees, and have long-ass lines --- There are no excuses for the situations to be like that on any other day. Holiday Bargains? What bargains?  Helpful Employees? Yeah, right! My dead...

Ahh, the delightful holiday season has approached, and so has the bombardment of Anorexic, Sick Looking Artificial Christmas Trees. We all have seen them at Walmart, Target, K-Mart (are there even any K-Marts around anymore?). They are tall, skinny, and only about 3 feet wide, so that if you do not properly balance out your decorations, the tree will fall over just by breathing on it. . .  ***** T...

This is more of a product review rant. There has been a large upswing in the market of personal care products that push the whole "natural or organic or vegan" message. Some of these products are ok, some suck, some are not as "natural" as you think. Today I am taking a few products that I have bought to try out and give my review and take on the whole thing and whether I think that they are even...