Frank Emsley

Frank Emsley Seriously

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This is a podcast about absolutely nothing at all. I record this podcast when I’m doing stupid shit like walking to the store, doing crap around the house, and, here lately, doing clothes at the laundromat. Don’t expect anything fantastic here, this is something for me to do when I’m bored. Sponsors: https://www.suittrans.com https://www.augasonfarms.com

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Frank Emsley

Episodes

Episode 79 - Jail Bird 18.02.2024 53:40

First podcast in months! I talk about my jail time, court, Margaret, and, of course, WORK!!! Sponsors: suittrans.com augasonfarms.com damdis.com abstract2actual.com

Episode 78 - Frank Emsley Seriously - Liquor ‘Til She Screams 11.01.2024 26:06

A very short episode talking about my personal life while on the way to drinking myself to death

Episode 77 - Doing Laundry Before Noon?!?!?? PREPOSTEROUS!!! 17.11.2023 43:40

In this episode, I bitch about work (big surprise!), and how I broke up with my girlfriend of thirteen years. My life is a complete fucking mess. Sponsors: laundryroomservice.com Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com

Episode 76 - Stupid People Suck 20.10.2023 1:00:30

As always, I’m bitching about work. Upper management needs to go back to their group homes and just be simply retarded. They, upper management, just needs to whack off by themselves and leave the rest of us alone. Sponsors: laundryroomservice.com damdis.com Suittrans.com augasonfarms.com

Episode 75 - Doing Laundry and Bitching About Everything 21.09.2023 1:05:11

In this episode I bitch about work, AI, work, this fucking laundromat, and, of course, work. Sponsors: damdis.com augasonfarms.com suittrans.com laundryroomservice.com

Episode 74 - Frank’s Farewell To Lawn Mowing FOREVER! 12.09.2023 57:20

I’m mowing the lawn. I watch my tiny dog murder a rabbit. I run into a huge fallen branch and start sawing away. All is podcast history. SPONSORS: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com

Episode 73 - Black Pilled Forever. 25.08.2023 1:06:09

In this episode I bitch about being completely black pilled. It was fun to record but dark as shit. Sponsors… DamDis.com Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundryroomservice.com

Episode 72 - Frank Emsley Seriously. Working for a living sucks. Dealing with assholes. Archer testimony. We are fucking DOOMED! 02.08.2023 47:01

We are DOOMED! The first attempt got deleted, YAY! Sponsors: augasonfarms.com damdis.com suittrans.com laundry room service.com

Episode 71 - Frank Emsley Seriously Triskaidekaphobia and why being stupid is a lot of fun. Bud Light is STILL fucked. Yay. And laundry time 14.07.2023 1:05:13

Triskaidekaphobia, my seriously weird fear. Sponsors: damdis.com augasonfarms.com suittrans.com laundry room service.com

Episode 70 - Frank Emsley Seriously: Early Laundry, CNN Ripped Me Off, Dylan Mulvaney is Still an Asshole, and We’re All Still Gonna Die! 21.06.2023 1:09:04

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Episode 69 - Laundry and My Dead Dog 02.06.2023 1:01:04

Well, shit. More Laundry. Bud Light, Target stuff, my poor dog, Aubie, and other things are talked about in this shit-headed episode. Sponsors: suittrans.com augasonfarms.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com

Episode 68 - Frank Emsley Seriously - Proportionality and Hubris 10.05.2023 1:02:17

Laundry Day! Tonight I talk shit about Tim Pool, yardwork, and other pointless garbage. Sponsors: Suittrans.com DamDis.com 1800flowers.com Augasonfarms.com Berries.com

Episode 67 - Fuck Normies Forever: The EVP Episode. 20.04.2023 1:03:14

The EVP episode. It’s me doing laundry again. Tonight, I rail against Normie Retards, I bitch about my seriously fucked up personal life (with no real details), and rant like a lunatic at the end for no particular good reason. At 5 minutes and 51 seconds, an EVP can be heard saying, “Thanks, Frank.” Listen to this part at full volume on headphones. Freaky. Totally weird. Sponsors: laundryroomservi...

Episode 66 - Frank Emsley Seriously 11.04.2023 56:37

Yard work. Trannie Talk. Same old stupid shit. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com

Episode 65 - Frank Emsley Seriously 29.03.2023 1:01:37

Just another night at the laundromat. Same stupid, different episode. Yay… Sponsors: suittrans.com damdis.com augasonfarms.com laundryroomservice.com

Episode 64 - Frank Emsley Seriously 10.03.2023 1:03:19

Doing laundry yet again. I go off on Murder She Wrote and talk about how to stash prepper goods as furniture. Other stupid shit as well. Sponsors: suittrans.com augusonfarms.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com

Episode 63 - Frank Emsley Seriously/Quadriplegic Olympics 23.02.2023 1:02:20

More fucking laundry in the middle of the night. One of my better episodes. I’m hopped up on caffeine and Monster Energy the entire time. I talk trash and bitch about stupid shit (as usual) and reach literally zero valuable conclusions. I will say that the quadriplegic Olympics was kind of fun. Sponsors: augasonfarms.com damdis.com suittrans.com laundryroomservice.com

Episode 62 - Frank Emsley Seriously 10.02.2023 23:22

Short show because my voice was giving out. Talked about being black pilled and about CoVid. Truly boring shit.

Episode 61 - Frank Emsley Seriously 18.01.2023 1:00:23

I believe this is the first podcast to talk to a guy sleeping in a public dryer. I bitch about working for a living and other first world problems on this, the worst podcast in the universe. Sponsors: https://suittrans.com https://augasonfarms.com https://damdis.com

Episode 60 - Frank Emsley Seriously 07.01.2023 55:26

Going to Walmart to bitch about how horrible it is to be an Ugly American. Seriously, I really do love this country. Oh, and I talk about spaghetti. Sponsors https://suittrans.com/ https://augasonfarms.com/ https://damascusdispatch.com/

Episode 59 - Frank Emsley Seriously 27.12.2022 1:00:38

More laundry and mindless meandering. This episode’s icon was partially created at stablediffusion.com. I bitch about how dirty this laundromat is, the FBI, and my Minds Buddy, Griffin. Brought to you by https://augasonfarms.com/ https://damascusdispatch.com/ https://suittrans.com/ https://laundryroomservice.com...

Episode 58 - Frank Emsley Seriously 07.12.2022 53:55

Doing laundry. I talk about stupid shit. Elon’s not suicidal, etc… https://suittrans.com/ https://augasonfarms.com/ https://nanowrimo.org

Episode 57 - Frank Emsley Seriously 17.11.2022 47:04

Another day. Laundry city. Yay.

Episode 56 - Frank Emsley Seriously 31.10.2022 1:00:38

Another day, another load of laundry. I talk about Twitter, nanowrimo.org, suittrans.com, and how we’re all gonna DIE!!!

Episode 55 - Frank Emsley Seriously 15.10.2022 1:13:59

Buy CNN!!! I’m once again at the Albertville, Alabama 24/7 Coin Laundry recording a podcast while fried out of my head on instant coffee. Visit 24/7 Coin Laundry at https://www.laundryroomservice.com and let them know that you love this podcast. Note: 24/7 Coin Laundry has no fucking idea that I record my podcast there. This may result in a cease and desist order, which, of course, I find absolute...