FC studios.

Forklift Certified

Comedy EN ↓ 251 episodes

Two Canadians who have no business speaking to the public.

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FC studios.

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Jun 22, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 156 - Lie to Strangers | Monday Meetup 02.02.2024

GUESS WHOS BACK?? First, we'd like to apologize for a bit of a hiatus this past little while. BUT we are back and are in the full swing of things again. Todays Monday Meetup is a bit of a throwback and a dip into the drafts from when we recorded back in October (You can expect the next few videos to also be from the drafts so excuse us if its outdated info.) Anyways, we hope you enjoy. Thanks...

Episode 155 - Ceiling Doesn't Stare at Itself | Monday Meetup 14.11.2023

Welcome back to Monday Meetup! Today, Chase tells us about the game that he just finished, Star Field. Then, we talk about how many 'oopsies' Canada has been making in the news recently. Finally, we watch weird robbery videos and talk about future podcast episodes.

Episode 154 - Assassinations and Vomit | Monday Meetup 30.10.2023

Welcome back to Monday Meetup! Today, the boys talk a lot about DayZ and The Walking Dead, as well as share some gross vomit stories.

Episode 153 - We're All in a Big Soup | Ft. Tylor Ferreira 23.10.2023

Help us in welcoming back local tattoo artist, Tylor Ferreira! Today, Tylor joins us to talk about tattooing, mental health in our society, as well as share stories of his experiences while micro dosing different substances.

Episode 152 - Cowboys Don't Craft | Monday Meetup 19.10.2023

Welcome back! Today, the boys talk crap about how bad the podcast setup used to be and how wild the idea of hobby horsing competitions is. Next, we check in with where Joe Exotic is now and Chase tells us about a new game he's been playing.

Episode 151 - Make Sure He's D E D | Monday Meetup 17.10.2023

Welcome back to Monday Meetup! Today, we talk about how garage sales aren't as good as they used to be, watch Chases DayZ clips, discuss whether or not a vampire police officer is allowed to enter your home, and weigh out the options for one of the weirdest 'Would You Rather' questions of all time.

Episode 150 - Go Crazy for the Sauce | Ft. June and Brownie 28.09.2023

Help us welcome back the creators of our slogan "Follow your sh*t", Brownie and June! Today, we catch up with the boys about what they've been doing since our last episode with them, just over a year ago. Brownie shows us his two newest songs and all four boys have a very heated debate about the best food spots in Windsor.

Episode 149 - R.I.P Futon | Monday Meetup 25.09.2023

Welcome back to Monday Meetup! Today, we talk about missing airplanes, alien sightings and how long Jake slept with his Elmo bed sheets.

Episode 148 - Gamers Don't Die | Monday Meetup 20.09.2023

Welcome back to Monday Meetup! Today, Chase shares how much he's been playing Halo. Later, the boys discuss how *absolutely sure* they are that the amount of hose water they've drank in their lives is the reason that they're still alive. Finally, they share their opinions on the many different The Walking Dead spinoffs.

Episode 147 - Gotta Hydrate With Mayonnaise | Ft. Richard Tremblay III 18.09.2023

Help us give a warm welcome back to good friend, RJ Tremblay. Today, he joins us to talk about weird ways to hold up the number 3 on your fingers, what to do if you found out your friend died from autoerotic asphyxiation, and Jake's favourite documentary, Chimp Empire. Rest in peace, Porkpie.

Episode 146 - Worlds Best DayZ Clips | Monday Meetup 12.09.2023

Welcome back to Monday Meetup! Today, we talk a bit about the problematic parts in the NHL, and we talk a whole lot about - you guessed it - DayZ. Chase shows clips of his best PVP kills and talks about how he died on the official server. *Videos are posted out of order so some things said in this episode are no longer relevant*

Episode 145 - The Crossover Episode | Ft. Matt Scalzo and Matt Taiariol 05.09.2023

Happy belated birthday, Jake! Today, we gather with some good friends for cupcakes and politics. Chase spends most of the episode bullying Jake for throwing a party 3 days after his birthday and refusing to call it a birthday party. Scalzo tells us about an upcoming gig he and his band have, and the boys all try to convince Taiariol to do standup comedy. Go support Matt Scalzo's band, American...

Episode 144 - Crackhead Wrangling | Ft. Nicole - Former Paramedic 28.08.2023

Welcome back! In today's episode, we explore the mind of former paramedic and current tattoo artist, Nicole. Nicole shares with us some of the most troubling experiences during her time as a paramedic, as well as what initially got her interested in that career choice. As mentioned, Nicole is currently a tattoo artist, and you can view her work, as well as DM her to book an appointment @parame...

Episode 143 - You Gotta Watch the Bomb | Ft. Zack Reid 22.08.2023

Welcome back! In today's episode, we welcome back Zack Reid to talk about video games, Star Wars, working in fast food restaurants and everything in between.

Episode 142 - Aaron-aversary | Ft. Aaron Russette 14.08.2023

Welcome back! On this *very late* episode of Forklift Certified, we bring back good friend and the very first guest we ever had, Aaron Russette. Today, Aaron joins us to talk about video games, Aaron's famous grilled cheese party and Wii Sports bowling. Finally, we wrap up the episode by talking about how far the podcast has come in only a year. We would like to thank everybody who has stuck w...

Episode 141 - Potatoes are Contraband | Blood Wolf Moon 10.08.2023

Help us in welcoming all members of local band, Blood Wolf Moon; Devin Amyotte, Will Stockford, and Luca Marrello. Today, the boys share with us the story of how the band came together, stories of past gigs they've done, as well as the new areas in music they're trying out. Stay tuned for their new 4-part album, 'All Dogs Came From Wolves', coming at the end of this year!

Episode 140 - Last Down, First Up | Monday Meetup 05.08.2023

Welcome back! Today, we bring you the second Monday Meetup of the week! Today, we discuss the proper way to make chicken, how soccer fans are a different breed, and the news about what's going on in Russia.

Episode 139 - We're Sorry... | Monday Meetup 31.07.2023

Welcome back to Monday Meetup! Today, we discuss the news of 4 kids that were found alive after 40 days alone in the jungle, and take a deep dive into The Walking Dead. Finally, the boys give a sincere apology for the topic of our last video.

Episode 138 - Searching His Pockets | Ft. Dustin Kitching 28.07.2023

Help us in welcoming Dustin Kitching to the podcast! Today, he joins us in talking about motorcycles, the idea of taking Viagra before going to the gym, and possibly the most unethical way of 'fixing' the homeless population that has ever been imagined.

Episode 137 - There's Levels to This Sh*t | Ft. Drake Ufford 17.07.2023

Say hello to a good friend, Drake Ufford. Today, Drake joins us to talk about some of the different video games that he likes to play, as well as how he got into plumbing. Later, he shares his childhood technique on how he would scam kids into giving him their best Pokémon cards.

Episode 136 - Money Makin' Schemes | Monday Meetup 07.07.2023

Welcome back to another Monday Meetup! This episode is really just two best friends sharing memories from high school, and talking about some of their favourite things like DayZ and The Walking Dead.

Episode 135 - For Privilege or For Profit? | Monday Meetup 04.07.2023

Welcome back to Monday Meetup! Today, our boys, Chase and Jake share the story of how they met and became close friends. Later, the conversation about snacks gets a little too serious when the boys decided to stop in the middle of recording in order to make it to the candy store before they closed. After a ridiculous haul of what they bought, they share their excitement for the new updates on thei...

Episode 134 - Dead or Married | Ft. Matt Taiariol and Aaron Russette 29.06.2023

Help us in welcoming back good friends, Matt Taiariol and surprise guest, Aaron Russette. Today, we watch as these four guys hang out, make fun of each other, reminisce about high school and debate on if the lowercase letter 'n' could sue the lowercase letter 'u' for plagiarism or not.

Episode 133 - The Chimp One | Monday Meetup 26.06.2023

Happy Monday! Today, we discuss how far ahead of time we would tell people that we were going to die of a terminal illness and how much time we have left. Jake gives details on a chimp documentary that he recently watched, and we talk about how insane it would be to have a chimp as a pet. Finally, we come to the long awaited agreement that cannibalism is, in fact, not cool with us.

Episode 132 - Wrong Direction | Ft. Connor Cullen (Sage Envie) 19.06.2023

Say hello to local singer/rapper, Connor Cullen. Today, Connor joins us to talk about trying new areas in music, why there was a delay in his newest album drop, how working out helped him get out of a dark place, and AI generated comedy. He also allowed us to play his newest song "Wrong Direction" which will be available this summer!

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