Forgive Us Our Cines

From the depths of a metaphor-crammed basement, the duo escapes to bring y'all an episode on the film that flipped people on their heads and left them asking, " did anyone catch what the subtitles said?" FUOC presents to you, Bong Joon-ho's Parasite!

"Great movie, too Bad they destroyed another Chevelle." -jac "I just saw "The Other Guys" tonight also. It sucked that they destroyed 2 Chevelles!" -stroobydoo "My wife and I just got back from seeing this movie. Yes they destroyed not one but two Chevelles! Damn. I can only hope the actual cars destroyed were dolled up rust buckets. But even so still...." -...

Through fire and darkness the duo rises to take on one of Disney's dark age movies. Find out what makes The Black Cauldron such a raw uncut gem in this very special Pringle/Hot Ones sponsored episode. *not really. But please feed these two. Now go forth and listen for the Horned King rises... 

A mine (LOL) for our minication. We had a great time Chicago, can't wait to come back.

Whether you're a scientist or a Scientologist, this week's episode has something for you! From high flying action, to Tom Cruise, to more flying action and some more Tom, the duo brings you both Top Guns for an all immersive cockpit experience. 

You ever wanted to be a Klansman? Learn the vocab? The rituals and such? Well, join as we choose not to join and watch baby Denzel do it instead. 

As scientists it is our duty to work for the betterment of mankind. As weird scientists it is our duty to fulfill our deepest desires at any cost!! Join the duo along with Robert Downey Fetus, as they plunge into a wacky adventures of Weird Science!

Comedy or Horror? Neither! Masterpiece! Please join us in laughter as we embark on our first and last holiday with Death (and Grazia).

This week we have a special introduction, the gaming arm of FUOC, Forgive Us Our Wines! Follow along with the Lands In Between's best podcast as the duo talk about their worst movie theater experiences and Ani dies multiple times at the hands of a particularly difficult foe.

You'd need some kind of three pronged device to kill these roommates cause they're armed to the teeth and don't give a flying flippity flip about bloody dishes. That's right folks, this week, the duo is talking about the Taika Waitit/Jermaine Clement co-directed masterpiece, What We Do in the Shadows!! 

Yes, the first movie separates the words "chain" & "saw". In this episode, Kertese and Ani discuss the carnage that lies within The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.  Leatherface wields his chainsaw in a grizzly game of stranger danger. Guilty or not guilty? Allegory or not allegory? Acting or not acting? You be the cannibal judge. Hit us with your verdict in the comments or review...

The most philosophical questions are quite often a reflection of life and the path it takes us on. No movie touches on this more than the Oscar nominated, Click, starring Adam Sandler! Join the duo as they travel back to a simpler time and reminisce.

Kertese sins. Ani wins. Kertese has committed the cardinal sin of watching Studio Ghibli films in ENGLISH plus Chipotle sins against Ani and boy oh boy do they pay! Please enjoy our presentation of our admiration for Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa: Castle in the Sky. Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/forgiveusourcines/ https://twitter.com/fuocpod

Enter the watery depths of Wes Anderson's "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" with the duo as they try and remember how to record a podcast. Will they be able to slay their allegorical beast or will they be devoured bringing top notch entertainment. Honestly, some great work tho. 

Welcome or Welcome back FUOCERS! Let's shake the rust off of our mic stands and ease into season 2.

A quick mini for the Oscars. Hear our take on the infamous hi five Willy gave to the other Rock.  Some updates on the other winners. Mostly just blabbering about things you may or may not care about. As per tradition, we didn't actually "watch" the Oscars. 

With 48 years of show biz experience between the two of them, Kertese and Ani decided to impart their knowledge to their fans in an all inclusive 15 part podcast with small easily digestible episodes like, "And Frontier Justice For All". You can purchase it now for the small price of $19.99 + tax. Rates apply per month. But in all seriousness, thank you all for an amazing season 1. We&ap...

The duo throws caution to the wind and follow the white rabbit down the hole. Where will it lead? Find out in this week's episode!!!

One fairy tale sci-fi? Coming up! Explore Steven Spielberg's extravagant world plagued by climate change, yet complimented by humanoid artificial intelligence, child labor, and.....aliens? Anyway, Teddy says it's no big deal, Meryl Streep saves the day. 

The world is burning!!!! What will we do about? Make a podcast of course! Follow the duo as they talk about the Netflix film, "Don't Look Up" and discuss pressing social issues such as climate change, social media, and much more! 

This one goes out to all my FUOC squad! Keep your heads up and know all is well.

FUOC is honored to present the first podcast to EVER be mass communicated through the world using new technology we call "siren songs." Listen now to hear how their epic adventure for Dapper Dan ends!

Everybody! Andy's coming! Let's throw it back to our childhood and revisit one of the greatest sequels of our generations.

Follow the duo as they realize they're not in New York anymore. No no no, bouncing in between the 60s and present day, the duo must navigate through Edgar Wright's psychological thriller whilst trying to instill that KNOWLEDGE upon y'all. 

Join us in our discussion of two short film from two very talented directors. "Two Cars, One Night" from Taika Waititi and "The Strange Thing About the Johnsons" from Ari Aster.