Forehead Fables

He Was Born To Be A Human Ash Tray 23.10.2026 2:03:02 ↓

Poob has a realization as to why he is so withered and weak and malformed and hideous and grotesque and revolting and an afront to nature and an abomination in the eyes of god. his words not mine.

this podcast is all about the booty 03.10.2026 3:16:59 ↓

This is our redemption arc after the poorly received professional racist episode Ft. Bootyswagga

The Incident That Ruined a Streamer Event 25.09.2026 3:02:16 ↓

I expected better of Poob. This is like something Omid or Sam would do.

Rescuing Our Patrons From Generational Poverty 31.08.2026 2:27:56 ↓

we want to 2x or 3x your money

Minecon: The Epstein Island of Conventions 18.08.2026 2:22:00 ↓

we ask some really important questions in this episode

Your Dog Is Rolling In Dead Worms To Disguise Itself As Prey 30.07.2026 2:20:23 ↓

I also am pretty sure I was swimming at the beach next to a dead body for a whole day

We Fixed Your Dating Profiles 24.07.2026 2:36:45 ↓

You guys sent in your dating profiles and we critiqued them. I took a break from injecting chinese peptides directly into my balls to bring you this episode.

The Gross Reality of Ancient Rome 03.07.2026 2:38:39 ↓

Dr. Garrett Ryan [AKA toldinstone ] is back to answer your questions about Ancient Rome such as: What were poor people's funerals like in Ancient Rome? How gross were the public baths in Rome? Why were gladiators and actors both celebrities and second class citizens? Why were they gay and did they jerk off?

What Has Wilbur Soot Been Sinking His Teeth Into?​ 16.06.2026 2:14:52 ↓

Wilbur Soot, the second guest on the podcast, has returned after 6 long years.

everyone in skyrim hates this guy 30.05.2026 2:04:33 ↓

Idk if you guys have played it yet, but there's a skyrim RP server called Keizall. Do yourself a favor and get on that shit. It's all i've been doing for 2 weeks.

We Went Prospecting for Gold 12.05.2026 1:47:17 ↓

Sam, Poob, and Omid went out to Dahlonega, GA to find the last nuggets from the 1829 Gold Rush.

Crushing Peptides with a Couple of Crackers 23.04.2026 2:22:55 ↓

featuring Dugo and Willard

The Coolest Guy We've Ever Seen 12.04.2026 2:00:49 ↓

gooners vs edgers guys what team are you on

Tales from a Zoo Keeper - @CreatureCrossing 28.03.2026 2:18:36 ↓

Brayden is back for another awesome episode. Except this time he has an actual podcast setup and a good internet connection. Consider this his redemption arc.

Yabba Dabba Doo Orange 20.03.2026 2:01:02 ↓

pooberton's house flooded

Hangin With the Touchler 27.02.2026 2:10:15 ↓

every family has at least one

Everyone Has a Price 21.02.2026 2:03:50 ↓

Sam & Sam struggle with their fall into irrelevance by tapping on the glass of the internet's largest collection of washed up celebrities.

Like Sucking on a Meat Thimble 31.01.2026 1:52:42 ↓

musings of modern day philosophers

Post Stroke Clarity 20.01.2026 2:33:48 ↓

this year is full of possibilities!

The Passion of the Poob 20.12.2025 1:51:47 ↓

Poob was horrifically crippled during a production put on by Wubby and is possibly seeking litigation. But he's willing to drop it if he can get some walking around money.

This Guy Edited Mythbusters - Ft. ToastRackTV 14.12.2025 2:38:04 ↓

This is ToastRackTV, a man that chose to end his career of TV editing to pursue the biggest dream of all, being a Tarkov streamer.

Inviting an Animal Expert to Talk About Snake Schlong 28.11.2025 2:03:42 ↓

Animal expert Creature Crossing came on to teach us about falconry and snake orgies and some other stuff. There were some slight technical issues because the guy had a real trash computer but he's a guy with a bunch of snakes i don't imagine he'd have top of the line tech skills.

Welcome To The Right Wing Pipeline 17.11.2025 1:42:08 ↓

The Sams ON LOCATION in the CITY of SIN to record our liberal whiner-baby special at the rootin' tootin' gun event thrown by Donut Operator and Brandon Herrara.

Arguing With a Brick Wall 28.10.2025 1:43:25 ↓

Fresh off the heels of twitchcon with so many stories to tell.

A Sheep in Sheep's Clothing 11.10.2025 1:56:01 ↓

really confronting some important life questions here, like uh, how much straw we can stuff in a forge before sam's uncle comes back from the dead and kicks his ass or something