Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

Cheese dip, f*ck yeah.  By the way, we curse* in this podcast. This is your first and last warning, new listeners. Oh, and also, welcome! In Episode 39, hosts Alyce & Laura are here to sh*t all over the latest and greatest in stupid Star Wars rumors, name the newest cereals and get you up to speed on the news!  We have made our demands clear: Let Rats Mate The sequel trilogy ain’t going anywhere ....

When 2020 began, did you ever consider that it would give you a Star Wars podcast that covers topics Hutts in hats, whether or not Galen Erso is a boob man, Beavis & Butthead impressions and birth control in Star Wars?  The answer is no. No one could have predicted that. But here we are.  Hosts Alyce & Laura bring* you all of this and more in Episode 38 of Force Toast!  What’s new in Quarantine Qo...

Cheers beers! It’s finally summer! And we’re toasting to our amazing community because there’s nothing sweeter than knowing our listeners AREN’T a bunch of racist bigots.  We just love you, okay? Thanks for being you.  Anyway, there’s not a lot of news, but hosts Alyce and Laura make* it work, bitch. Sorry, you’re not a bitch. That was mean.  You now know more about Star Wars: Squadrons than we di...

As we go on... We remember... All the times our moms made us cry at graduation DAMMIT MOM It’s graduation season (see what we did up there?) and hosts Alyce and Laura are graduating* from… well, nothing. So why not crack open a Coors Light, do a half victory lap and have an indoor carnival or something?  Some Schmodown talk Vocabulary lessons The search is on for a live action Ezra Bridger! (alleg...

May the Fourth Be With You Two Weeks Ago, Basically! This is Episode 35 of Force Toast and hosts Alyce & Laura are going to take* you on a wild, roundabout ride to get you caught up on all the cool things we’ve learned since Star Wars Day!  It’s not Laura’s birthday anymore but don’t tell her that. Taika Waititi is the best and anyone that says otherwise can GTFO. You should also watch Penny Dread...

The little sprinkle of lady power you didn’t know you needed this week!  Or did you know you needed it? Did you actually go into this week hoping to get some sloppy, green girl power (why is it green?) dumped all over your face? Because it’s happening.  Too much? May we offer you a dab of Essence of Hand instead?  Either way, hosts Alyce and Laura are here* to deliver your bi-weekly dose of Star W...

MARSDEN WATCH James/Scott Marsden remains at large but, rest assured, hosts Alyce and Laura are on the case*!  In Episode 33, the COVID-19 quarantine continues. Alyce has given up on needlepoint. Laura is running around her apartment, burping loudly. So really, nothing has changed. There’s a lot of Star Wars news! Yay! We’ll get you caught up. Comic Con cancelled and what it means for Star Wars Ce...

Are those bushes growing on your face or are you just not getting your eyebrows waxed during quarantine? If so, same. Thankfully for you all, hosts Alyce and Laura have no plans to transition this show to a video podcast.  In Episode 32, your hosts are lingering* somewhere between boredom and madness. Origami cranes. Balloon animals. Needlepoint? TikTok?! Fortunately there’s some Star Wars stuff t...

If you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, WASH YOUR F***ING HANDS, YA NASTIES Does anyone else feel like you’ve lived through an apocalypse since we last recorded? No? Just us?  Somehow hosts Alyce and Laura have managed* to survive this long, so grab a beverage and let’s all toast to our impending doom! There’s not a ton of news to cover, so...

Saddle up, pilgrim! Hosts Alyce and Laura react* to all the Star Wars nonsense in the news!   There’s book stuff, bra stuff, rumors stuff, TROS stuff and, of course, The Clone Wars stuff for your listening pleasure. “Long have I waited... for Project Luminous to be revealed!” -Palpatine in TROS (pretty sure). Our reactions to the new Star Wars publishing initiative! Speculation and rumors for the...

Remember in The Empire Strikes Back when Han and Leia were bickering on the Falcon and he was like, “I GOT IT, LADY!”  Yes? Same. Yes, we also remember that. Because trivia. In episode 29, hosts Alyce and Laura miss* Project Luminous by a hair and have to talk about… Star Wars? A true departure. So brave. One must always be blazing trails.  Fun fact: Beavis & Butthead comes up a lot in this episod...

TRAINING MONTAGES! MAUL’S METAL BIRD LEGS! GREEN GOO! SAW GOES ROGUE! FLORUM! JULIA! HONDO! Hosts Alyce and Laura wrap up* Force Toast’s bonus series of Recap on Tap with Seasons 5 and 6 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars so they can go back to doing literally anything else besides watching The Clone Wars… that is, until Friday when they will, inevitably watch MORE Clone Wars OH MY GOD. THERE IS NO ESCA...

Go shawty! It’s your birthday! We gonna party like it’s your birthday! We’re gonna sip soy sauce beer like it’s your birthday! It’s a TOAST to Force Toast! Hosts Alyce and Laura are celebrating* the 1-year Anniversary of Force Toast’s launch in true Toasted style: by listening/reading your messages while drinking an absolutely disgusting beer that they won at Star Wars trivia. Among all of the hap...

Yeah, we’re leaning into it now so you better be reading the next line in the style of The Clone Wars intro narrator. BOOS! FIREY FORCE BUTTHOLE! SHIRTLESS FISTO! MAGIC NECKLACE! FLUID SACKS! BISCUIT! Hosts Alyce and Laura are recapping* Seasons 3 and 4 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars to get YOU ready to kick it with Season 7 when it drops on February 21! So the idea behind this bonus series of Recap...

First up! Feeling generous? Ever thought about how much childhood cancer sucks balls? Our friend Nico is raising money for the Four Diamonds at Penn State Children’s Hospital. Donate to his fundraising page and spread the word using hashtag #Trivia4THON2 Now, on to the sh-tshow! It’s almost Force Toast’s FIRST Birthday! And you know what that means! It means hosts Alyce and Laura are going to get...

*To be read in the style of The Clone Wars intro narrator* Cat-Lemur People! Scottish accent attempts! Angels from the moons of Iego! Upside down tulip costumes!  Hosts Alyce and Laura are recapping* Seasons 1 and 2 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars so YOU, dear friends, can be ready as hell for Season 7 when it drops on February 21! Has it been a few years since you watched or re-watched all the seaso...

NEW DECADE WHO DIS? Honestly, who would have thought we would survive 2019? Like, not just this podcast, but all of us? A good question… for another time. Hosts Alyce and Laura hit RECORD* this time to bring you the latest rumors, news and recaps on anything and everything Star Wars! What’s in the News RUMOR via MSW: the High Republic and next Star Wars film saga RUMOR via Kessel Run Transmissions...

Happy New Year’s Eve! So we went to the theater a while back and saw a new movie - maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s a little indie flick called Star Wars or something. Hosts Alyce and Laura are going* full throttle on spoilers for the new film Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. If you have not seen it and still plan to and don’t want to be spoiled, go no further! There are even spoilers below! Seriou...

Laura does bad impressions/accents and Alyce is feeling a little icky but the show must go on! Anyone else starting to feel like you’ve seen most of The Rise of Skywalker already with all these TV spots? To avoid a 6-hour podcast that covers all of them, hosts Alyce and Laura each pick* their favorite TV spot to discuss. Maybe a Spoiler? Laura’s pick is a clip/trailer called “[REDACTED] Meets [RED...

So time is still weird and you’re still ahead of us and we’re behind, but we’re all gonna be dead soon anyway so it doesn’t even matter! In episode 23, hosts Alyce and Laura catch up* on all that sweet Rise of Skywalker marketing! Well, at least everything that was out there as of 11 am on November 23, 2019. The Rise of Skywalker discussion Billie Lourd is classy and every other human is trash Che...

Q: What’s better than one bonus?  A: A second bonus!  Too bad we’re not talking about money. Just Force Toast content for your eager ears. In this Double Shot Bonus episode, hosts Alyce and Laura sit down with Mat from the Blue Bantha Milk Co. YouTube channel to discuss* the series, The Road to IX !  Then we’ve got an audio version of the video we did with Blue Bantha Milk Co. in Summer 2019 when...

OK FIRST THING: We use the planet names Parnassus and Passanna interchangeably in this episode. Not because it’s right, but because we’re dumb. And by we, of course we mean Alyce and Laura. Pete and Josh are smart. Sorry about that. As far as we know, Parnassus isn't in this movie. Anyway What an adventure it will be to go back and listen to this after “The Rise of Skywalker” comes out, right? If...

Shimmy on down, Skywalkers! We’re cutting the bullsh!t because we have A LOT to get to this week! You may have heard us preparing for a trivia competition called [insert Kristian Harloff voice here] The Movie Trivia Schmoedown! If you haven’t watched it yet, GET OUT! Seriously! GTFO because hosts Alyce and Laura are going to spoil* it all in your earholes right now! We can’t give you timestamps to...

Ew, what’s this? A Star Wars podcast? Um, actually we just got back from Los Angeles so this is a podcast about acai bowls now. In Episode 21, hosts Alyce and Laura get everyone up to speed* on what happened in LA without actually saying anything about what happened in LA.  Then it’s back to the regularly scheduled program of what’s new with The Rise of Skywalker (no spoilers), Admiral Ackbar’s so...

We pledge allegiance to the Toast!  We are 20 episodes old! That’s crazy. We honestly thought all of us would be dead by now. But since we’re all still here, hosts Alyce and Laura get one last word* in before they go all Hollywood on your asses.  There’s a fashion show. Alyce’s birthday shows that Star Wars Twitter™ is Good Sometimes. Disney finally decides to start telling people know there’s a S...