Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

Listen. Everyone pees in Star Wars… we presume. Or at least two dudes do, anyway.  In Episode 87, hosts Alyce and Laura attempt* (kind of) to learn the names of the characters in Andor now that we’re halfway through the first season. Better late than never, right? No? Well, in other Star Wars news: Reminiscing about the good ol’ days when we used to get reviews on Apple Podcasts. Hey, maybe you ca...

Grab your c+nt mug, listeners! We’re ushering in Q4 the only way we know how: by consuming alcohol while we talk about Star Wars. In Episode 86, hosts Alyce and Laura discuss* what podcasts other podcasters listen to while podcasting podcasts, among other topics: James Earl Jones is off to enjoy a well-earned retirement from voice acting and we salute him for it. Some interesting insight into how...

Welcome to Drink, Drank, Drunken: a Star Wars happy hour!  In Episode 85, hosts Alyce and Laura and Madisynn and Wongers are getting Lost In Space, getting froyo and watching The Sopranos. All of that’s to say, we talk about Star Wars. We faked it til we maked it, but that was our thing. It was no one else’s thing. We invented it. The ultimate Caravan of Corrections disguised as an update about Th...

Welcome, Shoe Wh*res! Multiple Star Wars streaming series are returning/premiering this month so it’s going to be a very happy, busy September. In Episode 84, hosts Alyce and Laura are* taking a beat to talk about… well, more Star Wars, actually. Plus some other TV stuff. Ultimately, we are excited about TV in general, so we’re gonna talk about that.  Alyce is now a proud member of H.A.G. and Laur...

In Episode 83, hosts Alyce and Laura talk* about Star Wars, DUH. It’s a Star Wars podcast, idiot. So let’s dive into what’s filming, what’s done filming, and what’s getting spoiled and argued about on the internet.  Alyce’s new dating plan. Scheme? No, it’s a plan. It’s not a scheme. Laura’s show and tell, liquor edition Rogue One is returning to theaters! Not near us apparently, but allegedly it’...

In Episode 82, hosts Alyce and Laura embark* on a rare, mid-week podcast recording sesh where they break down what’s happening in the world of Star Wars, become easily distracted and play a fun game that may have to be a recurring segment in future shows. Star Wars got nominated for some Emmys! Yay, everyone clap for Star Wars! Lots of little Andor reveals trickling out. Let’s discuss. Skeleton Cr...

Did you hear? The U.S. Supreme Court decided women don’t get to make their own decisions about their reproductive health anymore and WE DISSENT. Join us in fighting back: https://www.gofundme.com/f/what-choice In Episode 81, hosts Alyce and Laura are* re-christened Alex and Lydia, Commander Cody is Owen Lars’ ride-or-die homie and Vader is finally going on a beach vacation with Palps! Vader, the j...

Happy Pride Month, friends!  In Episode 80 hosts Alyce and Laura are* drafting up a business plan to sell placemats featuring erotic Ewan/Hayden fan art for all you Star Wars Home Decor enthusiasts. We’ll have a kickstarter up and running soon.  Taika Waititi’s Star Wars film is going to take us where no Star Wars film has taken us before ( via Deadline ) What If… Tala got Duchess Satine’s sloppy...

Who’s touching down in London town in April?? Raise your hand! We can’t see you - it’s a podcast after all - but we love the enthusiasm!  In Episode 79, hosts Alyce and Laura have* one big KENOBI WATCH and catch up on Parts I, II and III of Obi-Wan Kenobi on Disney+. Suffice to say, we are head over heels.   Laura shares some highlights from Star Wars Celebration Anaheim. She basically shat her pa...

We’re so, so close to celebrating all things Star Wars in Anaheim! The sun is shining, the panel schedule is out, the lotteries are open - so let’s talk about the standard diet for camels. In Episode 78, hosts Alyce and Laura squeeze* in one last episode before Star Wars fans converge on the Anaheim Convention Center next week. Alyce has a cold, Laura has a panel at SWCA and Ewan McGregor almost g...

The sun is shining, it’s almost Star Wars Day, Celebration is getting close, no one has loose bowels, and everything is coming up Alyce! Cheers! Sláinte! Salud!  In Episode 77, hosts Alyce and Laura recap* their recent travel adventures and catch up on what’s happening in Star Wars news, including: Adventures at O’Hare airport Alyce gets caught up on Marvel Phase 4 Star Wars Celebration panel anno...

Once you pop, the fun don’t stop. Force Toast and Pringles have that in common.  In Episode 76, hosts Alyce and Laura have a lot of good money making ideas for Star Wars but no important Disney people want to listen to this… which is their loss and your gain, dear listener! Someone please hit the button that ends winter. That’s enough. We have had enough.   You know that old saying, when you run o...

Have you ever wondered how sarlaccs reproduce? No? Too bad, now you’re gonna learn. In Episode 75, hosts Alyce and Laura celebrate* the fact that this podcast somehow made it to 75 episodes? Like, how? Why? Who approved this? On a scale from 1 to 10, how musty are your pants? Laura ruins the episode. Right from the get go. Ruined. Thank you, Anonymous Listener, for the Ko-fi contribution ! The Kin...

Welcome, citizen detectives! We’ve missed you! We've had a busy month of travels but we’re back to [hopefully] a somewhat regular schedule (lol but don’t quote us on that).  In Episode 74, hosts Alyce and Laura have* a lot to catch up on and not a lot of time to do it, so we’re hitting a few of the bigger items and recapping-on-tapping the end of The Book of Boba Fett and a few recent High Republi...

What’s that? Oh snap! It’s a whole lotta Recap on Tap! No cap, there’s just so much to unwrap.  This is the part where you clap. In Episode 73, hosts Alyce and Laura breeze* through a few news items and then it’s on to SPOILER reviews and recaps of all the newest Star Wars offerings  IT’S A TRAP ok sorry now we’re done The cast announcements for the Ahsoka live-action series just keep on coming! W...

In Episode 72, hosts Alyce and Laura are deeply concerned* about Black Krrsantan getting dehydrated. Despite their concern for him during the Recap on Tap segment, it was someone else involved with this recording who did, in fact, overheat and vomit that day.  We learned some fun stuff about what’s to come in The High Republic’s Phase 2 at the The High Republic Anniversary Panel on January 4, 2022...

This episode is brought to you by a hotdog bar in a Drury Inn somewhere in Missouri. Not really. In Episode 71, hosts Alyce and Laura return* from Christmas and New Years to cold weather and COVID, respectively.  Alyce encountered exactly 0 alligators in Louisiana. So that trip was pointless. More Kenobi casting news !  The Twilight franchise comes up in conversation again somehow. Two episodes in...

If you’re a news site editor reading this in the future, don’t even THINK about stealing our episode title and using it as a headline for your review of the Galactic Starcruiser hotel at Disney World. We will call you on it.  In Episode 70, hosts Alyce and Laura are up bright and early with mimosas and spiked coffee to catch up* on Star Wars news, quote 90s-era Saturday Night Live skits and gush a...

Listen, we give a warning in the description of every episode, but it is especially necessary for this one. Adult content ahead. Consider yourself warned. In Episode 69, hosts Alyce and Laura delve* into the dirty debauchery of Star Wars news, recaps, trivia in an effort to probably scar you for life.    Alyce rocked her test! So let’s take a shot! Yay, Alyce! One man’s Sarlacc is another man’s fe...

Episode 68 is a week late, but it’s all good, because that gave hosts Alyce and Laura an extra week of Star Wars news to recap and discuss*: Hoarding for the holidays, but only the important things. Like pumpkin coffee creamer. Actor Matt Smith plays coy with Josh Horowitz on what could have been in The Rise of Skywalker on the Happy Sad Confused podcast What to expect from Disney+ Day on Friday,...

In Episode 67, hosts Alyce and Laura are* pretty malicious posers who don’t have a lot of Star Wars news to discuss  Wow okay, we see how it is. Star Wars Visions gets a soundtrack right after its debut. Do Rebels fans look like clowns to you, Disney Music? We didn’t read it, but in case you missed it, there’s a new excerpt out for Star Wars Thrawn Ascendency: Lesser Evil , out November 16 The Sta...

Welcome to Force Toast: the After Dark edition. It’s just like regular Force Toast, except… actually yeah it’s just regular Force Toast. In Episode 66, hosts Alyce and Laura ponder* what mysteries lie beneath Neimoidians cloaks, get up to date on news and recap all the things!  We have a release date for The Book of Boba Fett!  Andor is done filming ! Yay! Now give us a release date or a preview!...

Honest question: if clone commanders consume steroids to get bulky, do we think their junk still shrinks?  In episode 65, hosts Alyce and Laura ponder* this question and more while they trim their beards, catch up on the latest in Star Wars news and discuss Star Wars: The High Republic! 🎵 KOTORing! What's your price for flight, in finding mister right ...🎵 Knights of the Old Republic: The Remake...

Hey! Hey, you! First things first, if you have not left us a review on Apple Podcasts yet, would you mind taking a quick second to do so? We haven’t gotten a new one in a while and we would really, really appreciate it! Hosts Alyce and Laura have only one item on the agenda*: The Bad Batch finale! There are a lot of explosions, falling, pulling at the heartstrings of Prequel fans, sea monsters, sl...

Force Toast: It’s gross, gooey stuff*. But it’s stuff.  Laura played a trivia match at Schmoedown Collision and she’s in AARP now. Those two things aren’t related, but now you know. The Banthaverse is coming back soon and it’s bringing Alyce with it! And not just any Alyce – Alyce with a beard and laser sword and *checks notes* a Maggie Smith impression? Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser is coming n...