Football Ramble

This week the Rambleejits discuss Louis Van Gaal's iron fist, records are either misunderstood or undermined with poor Tupperware usage and Jeff Goldblum pops up again. Can our heroes survive this schism? (Yes).Visit us at thefootballramble.com, @footballramble on Twitter and facebook.com/footballramble on Facebook, obviously. Goodbye patatas. The Football Ramble, the original and best football po...

This week West Ham take on Stoke and Crystal Palace host Southampton in games that are described as "chin strokers". Elsewhere Sunderland and Watford go at it, Leicester vs Chelsea is deemed a "thigh rubber" and we learn why Man United's trip to Bournemouth may be very uncomfortable for Louis Van Gaal. Visit us at thefootballramble.com, follow us on Twitter @footballramble and like us on Facebook...

This week the big guns of Bournemouth, Stoke and Leicester get their usual praise, TV's Newcastle United are vindicated and we learn of Ronaldinho's novel new way to avoid running. Visit us at thefootballramble.com, @footballramble on Twitter and facebook.com/footballramble on Facebook, obviously. Play nice now. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every...

This week the Ramblers hope for "Attack! Attack! Attack!" in Man United's hosting of West Ham and fear for Arsenal's walking wounded as they entertain Sunderland. Elsewhere they wonder where it's going wrong for Swansea as Leicester come to town, salivate at the potential fun of Crystal Palace's visit to Everton and fear for Pete's mental state ahead of Newcastle's attempts to fend off Liverpool....

It's OK everyone, Pete is safe and well after Newcastle United's Alan Pardew hell on Saturday. As well as that we have a Vardy party, a Barca party and a very unusual bromance between manager and chairman. Get more at thefootballramble.com, follow us on Twitter @footballramble and like us on Facebook at facebook.com/footballramble. See you there. The Football Ramble, the original and best football...

The Ramble crystal ball casts a glance at Spurs and Chelsea's post-holidays clash, Man City's potentially nervous hosting of Southampton, plucky upstarts Man United visiting leaders Leicester, Bournemouth's clash with a rampant Everton and of course, the Donaldson Derby, Crystal Palace vs Newcastle. Join us at thefootballramble.com, follow us on Twitter @footballramble and like us on Facebook at f...

This week the Ramblers gawp at the magnificence of the Gegenpress, put forth their views on in-stadium eagle etiquette and the Goldblum issue bubbles to the surface once more. If you want to come round we live at thefootballramble.com, you can follow us on Twitter @footballramble and like us on Facebook at facebook.com/footballramble. It's easy and we believe in you. The Football Ramble, the origi...

This week the Ramble look ahead to potential relegation decider Chelsea vs Norwich, hope that Super Jamie Vardy will be around for Leicester's trip to Newcastle, anticipate Jurgen Klopp's latest biggest test yet as Liverpool visit Man City and look forward to underrated derby Spurs vs West Ham. Head over to thefootballramble.com for more, follow us on Twitter @footballramble and like us on Faceboo...

This week the Ramblers mull over the recent internationals, raise concerns about the amount of Brazilian footballers threatening lions and learn about Louis Nicollin's interesting man management techniques. Pop over to thefootballramble.com if you ever need anything, follow us on Twitter @footballramble and on Facebook at facebook.com/footballramble. Kiss. The Football Ramble, the original and bes...

It's International football time and the Ramblers chat England's approach to the coming games against teams who can easily wedgie them, Zlatan Vs Bendtner and the everemerald Robbie Keane. Visit us at thefootballramble.com, follow us around on Twitter @footballramble and like Facebook at facebook.com/footballramble. We love you bye! The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Bran...

This week the Ramblers demonstrate why none of them run security companies, pick through the sink-heavy wreckage of the North London derby and John Parkin makes a welcome return. Visit us at thefootballramble.com, join us on Twitter @footballramble and on Facebook at facebook.com/footballramble. Bye! The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekd...

The boys discuss the reality-bending super grudge match that is the North London Derby and speculate as to where Jose Mourinho will watch Stoke v Chelsea given that he's not allowed into the ground. Elsewhere chins are stroked regarding West Ham's hosting of Everton and Leicester v Watford is forced under the Ramble microscope. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new...

This week Team Ramble dissect Jose Mourinho's mind (figuratively), marvel at Jamie Vardy's continuing Vardyness and are detained on a surprise visit to Turkey. Get involved at thefootballramble.com, follow us on Twitter @footballramble and on Facebook at facebook.com/footballramble The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the P...

On this week's Premier League Preview, the chaps discuss Liverpool's big trip to a beleaguered Chelsea where the stakes couldn't be higher, cast their eyes across West Ham's game with Watford and fear for Norwich as they make the trip to the Etihad Stadium. There's also time to discuss the relative merits of a group of Swans playing against some Gunners. What joy! The Football Ramble, the original...

We're back to a full strength team as Pete returns to the fold with tales of his #travels, and as always there's a terrible Newcastle result to welcome him home, complete with horse punching. Elsewhere, there's the rest of the Premier League to dissect and as always your highlights of the week, as well as a certain Aston Villa manager falling foul of the dreaded #Moorestradamus...We'll be back on...

This week, the boys chat about the two big derbies in the north east and Manchester, and spend a bit of time down on the sunny south coast for Spurs' visit to Bournemouth. There's also time for some Liverpool and Southampton chat and a brand new feature in which listeners tell us their #HopesandFears for their team's upcoming game. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand...

This Monday on your favourite football podcast, the boys pore over Jurgen Klopp's debut with Liverpool at White Hart Lane, the net closing in on poor old Tim and Newcastle's party at Norwich's expense. We'll be back on Friday with our next Premier League Preview show and you can keep up throughout the week by visiting thefootballramble.com! The Football Ramble, the original and best football podca...

In the first Football Ramble Preview of the season, the boys look ahead to Jurgen Klopp's debut at White Hart Lane with Liverpool, Big Sam's bow at Sunderland and a high-stakes encounter at Stamford Bridge. Will Sherwood delay the inevitable? The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throu...

It's international week but the Ramble aren't slacking off. They round up all the action as well as finding time to talk cafes, Non League Day and more than a few laboured and barely funny puns based around a full back still plying his trade in the second tier. It's not perfect, but let's face it, is anyone? The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every sing...

Team Ramble returns with another show from Ramble HQ. Rodgers and Dick gone, famous Brazilians in ditches left right and centre...let's just say there's enough to get through. US listeners - from this week the Ramble will now be available twice a week on SiriusXM FC (Channel 85) 1pm ET Tuesday and Thursday. show@thefootballramble.com The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Bra...

The Ramblehunks assemble once again with an almost complete compliment of idiots - Lewandowski impresses in perhaps the most spectacular way possible and the Diego Tardelli gets a blower in the kisser. Show@thefootballramble.com for all your foul real-life tales of woe and success. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the P...

The remaining members of the football ramble muscle through a weekend of soccer footfoot. Spellsy and Petey, live and unleashed! Warning: contains your correspondence.show@thefootballramble.com for ya yap! xx The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup. No...

This week, the Ramble tackle Tim Sherwood's existential breakdown, United's win over a listless Liverpool, Steven Naismith's single-handed victory over Chelsea and still have time to talk about sexy ladies in Ghana. What's more, they get through your highlights of the week and Marcus laments a poor performance from his beloved Jam Tarts. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast....

The Football Ramble man dem glory in the Three Lions' destruction of lowly San Marino and Wayne Rooney's 49th international goal. There's also time for other home nations chat as well as an interesting section on the bizarre gift Pete recently bought for his parents, and Marcus entertains us all with a pretty decent Scatman John impression. The Football Ramble - enjoying the international break so...

The Ramblers are back clawing their way through the crunchy apple crumble that is modern football. They talk Balotelli, the breaking of the Anfield Irons hoodoo, and Sherwood. Always Sherwood. The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup. No cliches. No ex-p...