Food 4 Thot

We've re-entered the studio and now we're re-entering the world! As culture and society heaux, we were used to being out and about, and now we've got all the feels. How did we get through the Panera Bread lockdown, and where has it left us as we begin to emerge and connect? We swipe right on our trademarked Thot Classique, and for dessert we ride a peacock all the way to the Falls! Looki...

Rainbows and glitter and sparkles, oh my! It's that time of year, again — PRIDE! We're bringing realness, thottiness, questions and answers as we explore what it means to be proud, and what exactly, we're proud of! We start by asking you to swallow, and for dessert we get legendary! Looking for the show notes? Everything we talk about each episode — books, shows, sex toys, resources &m...

We're here, we're queer, and we're cummin' in the rear! Your favorite THOTS are back and better than ever, and we're diving deep into gender. We're asking the tough questions: how are our identities and expressions shifting, progressing, and are we coming more into ourselves? We rev your engines with a deliciously delectable edition of Homo-nym, and for dessert we serve you faster, higher, stronge...

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This week we’re going all the way! We’ve taken our time, whetted your appetites and piqued your interest, and now it’s time to GET👏🏾IT👏🏾IN👏🏾! As we finally take you there, we want to know about your best times, and your worst times! We give you a sweet lil fluff with our Thot Classique Swipe Right, Swipe Left, we share some very cute ideas for self-care, and for dessert we ask the eternal qu...

We’ve had the fantasy, now it’s time for the reality! This week we date you, court you, (we’ve already bedded you!). We get more familiar and we begin to ask the question: is the reality as delicious as the fantasy? We rev you up with our own take on a popular meme, we offer our always salacious, often questionable advice, and for dessert we plant a few seeds! 😉😏 Learn more about your ad-choices...

This week we talk about how we get steamy, what gets us hot, and what it takes to bring out our not so inner Thot. And we want to know: what gets you hot? We lick your tootsie pops w/ an arousing game of Swipe Right, Swipe Left, Fran Thots for his life, and for dessert we’ve all got the vapors!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

We’re baaaaaaaaack! For an extra special Thottastic celebration of 4 years as certified Thots! We’re talking about fantasy, bb! What are your fantasies, and does the steamy dream ever match the messy reality? We also thiccen your plot, go face down, book up, and for dessert we get a little bit viral! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on Acast. See acas...

We're taking a break *from our break* to deliver this Thot-approved message that only YOU can vote out the KKK-goblin king. Learn about voter suppression, the nuances of the democratic candidates, and the complicated legacy of the electoral arena in this thotty voting special. Go to  votesaveamerica.com  for more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com Hosted on A...

The Thots are back with a special reminder: BLACK LIVES MATTER. Like you, we are angry, we are upset, we are frightened, we are inspired. In this special edition popcorn episode, we tackle specific aspects of the current moment: anti-racism, the police state, and protesting safely — among others! We encourage you to make your voice heard in whatever way you can!  As always, we top you off with a s...

This week we explore a totally new concept for the Thots — Boundaries! What are they, and who has them (not Joe!)? Do they protect us, or do they isolate us? What are the boundaries we prioritize in our own lives, and where do we find our own healthy balance?   We fluff your nutters by clocking The Whites, we get an update from Joe O the Science Hoe, and for dessert we too, these heaux follow in J...

We're back and on this Sunday morning, we're gracing you some Mommy Issues of our very own! For every Daddy, there's a Mama nearby. We talk about our Moms, what we've learned, what we've kept, and what we don't want, and we ask the eponymous question: if Papa don't preach, does Mama?   We make gay-ass choices in a new edition of Thot Classique Homonym, we give you questionable advice, and for dess...

We're back! This week we get intimate by talking about intimacy! What did intimacy mean to you in the past, and what does it mean now? How do you find, or achieve intimacy, and how do you avoid it? And when things get a little too intimate, do we lean in, or lean out?  We curl your toes with another deliciously curious edition of SRSL, we for heaux give our trashiest advice yet, and for dessert we...

SURPRISE!! Ur favorite Hot Thotties couldn't leave you in the quarantine lurch! We're back, and from a safe distance we're as raucous, as nasty, and as Thotful as we've always been. We check-in with ourselves and each other, and as usual, we keep our promise to fill your earholes.   We start by bleaching ur assholes with an all new edition of SRSL, you get a much needed visit from Joe O the Scienc...

It's Sunday morning Thots, and today we're worshipping at the church of Zaddy! But like any good Zaddy, we flip the script on you! Are we Zaddies? Have we ever felt like Zaddies? And what's behind the queer obsession with the Zaddy archetype? We ask all the questions, and Zaddy gives all the answers.  The girls get it going with zaddy-licious edition of Swipe Right Swipe Left, Dennis introduces yo...

What's so good about fighting the good fight, when you can fight the bad fight? We're talking outsiders, the misunderstood: VILLAINS! What's behind the binary of good and evil, and why are so many villains femme fatales? And lastly, are some of our villains actually our heroes?   We cruella your devilles with a villainous edition of Swipe Right Swipe Left, we trash-ass heaux give you trash-ass adv...

Y’all asked, we answered — by going all the way there! We dive into one of the greatest forces at work inside us all, and we ask the age old question: is the imposter calling from inside the house? How do we battle this pesky syndrome and keep living our lives like they’re golden? We start by licking ur popsicles in, of all places, the dirtiest kitchen you’ve ever seen, we revisit some Thotty audi...

This week we dish about centrism! Is civil discourse the way we move forward or does it simply ignore the cries of those most marginalized? In such trying times, how do we ensure that the revolution is televised?? We cream your bagels with a special edition of NeverHave I Ever, y’all give a penny for our thots, and for dessert...Tommy picks a video for us. SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newslett...

This week we devote a full-episode to our favorite literary practice of all: HOETRY! We talk about what poems mean to us as readers, writers, thinkers, and sluts. As three brown queers and one rainbow brite, we ask whether poetry is intended for access, or elitism, and we reform everything into our image. We sharpen your pencils with a special edition of Thot Classic Top Secret, Tommy dazzles us w...

Love is in the air! Today we're continuing our conversation on love — how vast it is, how intimate, how fun, and how painful! This week we queer our love and explore the complications and the ways our queer feelings make us both different and unique, and yet, human just like anybody else! We butter your muffins with another rendition of our Thot Newlywed game, Joe O the Science Hoe drops some Heau...

Pop pop pop! We're back and because we can't make tough choices, we're back with another popcorn episode, in which we lightning round discuss five spectacular topics! We take it all the way from tarot to jealousy and back again! We grease your poles with our homo-classic Homonym, Joe blesses us with an Impure Thot, and for dessert we will always love you! SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newslette...

This week we're on TOUR! We trynna have you singing "Joy to the world, the Thots have cum!" We go everywhere in this discussion, from what sparks joy and what doesn't, to the fear that sometimes keeps our joy from us, the big and little ways we find joy in our everyday lives! we get it going at The Bell House with a New York rendition of our Thot Classic Swipe Right, Swipe Left, these trash ass he...

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Heaux, Heaux Heaux, Binches! The holidays are here and we're talking mistletoe and Mistle-Hoes! Are you celebrating the holidays or are you coping your way through them? Can we, as queer folk, go fully homo for the holidays when we go home, or is home too sacred for our fullest Thotty selves? We hang your mistletoe with a heaux-li-day rendition of Homonym, Dennis blesses you with A Thotty X-mas St...

This week, we're revisiting one of our all-time favorite episodes from Season 1 (feels like forever ago!) about safe spaces. Where and when do we feel most safe and what do we get from these spaces? How do you determine your safe space and how do you make these spaces safer for everyone around you? We take you all the way back with our Thot Throwback, Gay Bar or Steakhouse, y'all give us Pennies 4...