FMKlit Pod

Is your love full-bodied and earthy? Is it bright and fruity? Does it have a good mouth feel? Whatever your love, there's a silly wine analogy for it, which is why today we're doing Vintners (winemakers)! We searched the rich soil of romance to bring to you "Nicholas (The Lords of Satyr Book 1)" by Elizabeth Amber and "The Last Place You Look" by Aurora Rey. For this well-aged episode, our hosts d...

Dear listener, do you like when things get steamy? Do you like knowing about how things are coupled? Do you like buying tickets? Ok...maybe not that last one. But we hope you like it at least a little because today we're doing trains! For this steam-powered episode, we read "Field Notes on Love" by Jennifer E. Smith, and "Blowing Off Steam" by Joy Lynn Fielding. As you would expect, our hosts go o...

Whether it's getting trapped in a tower, sleeping in a glass box, or dissolving into foam, we do all kinds of crazy stuff for love. And we're all for it, which is why today we're doing Princess! For this royal episode, we read "The Fate of Crowns (The Fate of Crowns Trilogy Book 1)" by Rebecca L. Garcia, and "The Pyramid Waltz" by Barbara Ann Wright. Our hosts put on their finest tiaras and discus...

There's something that lurks in the deepest depths of the oceans. Something that devours everything it touches. The most fearsome of all monsters...ROMANCE!!! (Also tentacle porn). Grab some protection (wet suits) and lube up (apparently they make lube for wet suits), because today we're doing Sea Monsters! For this slithery episode, we read "Swearing at a Sea Monster: An Enemies to Lovers Monster...

Do you puck on the first date? Are you in need of a good pucking? Third puck pun? Because we have the answer for you! Hockey Players! Today, we strap on our skates and read "Offside with #55 (Hockey Hotties Book 6)" by Piper Rayne, and "Enforcing Emory" by Mickie B. Ashling. For this teeth-shatteringly good episode, our hosts discuss the rare and beautiful "magic pussy," the sex cauldron that is t...

Hello, beautiful listeners! This, as I'm sure you've gathered, is not a regular episode. BUT! We will be back next week with our hockey talk. This will not affect our release schedule, so we will have an episode for you two weeks in a row! Consider it our gift to you! Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Everyone has their favorite part of Thanksgiving: the food, seeing family, the food, football, the food. Ours is finally confessing our undying love for our childhood besties, which is exactly why today we're doing Thanksgiving! For this autumnal episode, we read "Pumpkin Everything: Now a Hallmark Channel Original Movie! (Autumnboro Sweet Romance Book 1)" by Beth Labonte and "Thankful (A Sweet Th...

They say "'Till death do us part," but we think that when it comes to love, death is just the beginning! And that's why today we're doing grim reapers! For this soulful episode we read "Pushing Up Posies (Grim Dating Book 1)" by Eve Langlais and "Kim Reaper Vol. 1: Grim Beginnings" by Sarah Graley. Our scythe-wielding hosts discuss: when books straight up like to you (or maybe they're in denial?);...

Listeners, we're not into just for your amazing bodies. We're also into you for your brains. Your tasty, tasty brains. And that's why today we're doing zombie apocalypses! For this world-ending episode we read "Tainted Blood: A Zombie Apocalypse Romance Novel (Forsaken Hope Book 1)" by Ellabee Andrews and "Stung (Zombie Gentlemen) (m/m romance)" by K.A. Merican. Today our shambling hosts discuss g...

What do you look for in a romantic partner? Is it wisdom? A little danger? Financial security? Scales? If you answered 'yes' to these questions, then this episode is for you because today we're doing dragons! For this flaming hot episode, we read "Captured by the Dragons: Paranormal Mating Reverse Harem Romance" by Lilly Wilder and "Clutch (Forbidden Desires Book 1)" by Piper Scott and Virginia Ke...

As technology advances, it brings up so many very important questions. Is there a Turing test for the heart? Do androids dream of electric sheets? We endeavor to find out because today we're doing robits!! For this Asimovian episode, we read "The A.I. Who Loved Me" by Alyssa Cole and "Love Machine: An Erotic Robot Romance (The Body Electric Book 1)" by Electra Shepherd. Our definitely human and no...

They say to never make a deal with a devil....unless it's a *sexy* deal. We here at FMKlit love a bad boy, which is why today we're doing demons! This ain't your mama's exorcism. Today we read "Azagoth: A Demonica Underworld Novella (1001 Dark Nights Book 1)" by Larissa Ione and "Damned if You Do" by Marie Sexton. On this fiendishly sexy episode, our hosts discuss tonguing snake holes, spanking an...

Hail, good sir knight! By my troth, thou hast set my nethers aquiver most handily! Let us partake in the horizontal joust! This is a quote from our favorite Shakespeare sonnet, which is all too fitting because today we're doing Ren Faire! So grab your doublets and lead-based makeup and join us as we read "Well Met" by Jen DeLuca, and "Knight of Pleasure (Smuggler's Cove)" by Simone Anderson. Today...

It gets lonely out here on the ranch, so we're ready to rustle up some love! That's why today we're doing cowpeople!...Cowfolk?...Cowpersons? Cowpokes! For this heart-wrangling episode, we read "Crazy for the Cowboy" by Cindy Spencer Pape and "Braggin Rights" by Kenna White. Our rugged hosts discuss the discombobulating power of hats, the ins and outs of easements, and we have such a long intro!!...

Nothing's sexier than a little danger. Except maybe danger coupled with some fantastic organizational skills, which is why today we're doing Mobsters! For this criminally sexy episode, we read "Bedding the Enemy" by LaQuette and "Steel Hearts (Brothers in Blue Book 1)" by Jason Collins. Our felonious hosts discuss the most complicated route to get in someone's pants, that there needs to be more fa...

You, dear listeners, are royalty to us and should be wooed accordingly. Which is why today we're doing princes! Specifically, modern princes with commoners (we love a specific theme). For this episode we read "His Most Convenient Bride (Princely Passions)" by Holly Rayner and "The Royal Report" by Claire Castle. Our imperial hosts discuss baking hours, the fact that there actually *is* such a thin...

What's better than finding the love of your life? Finding both the loves of your life! Which is why today we're doing polyamory! For this extra love-filled episode, we read "Heart and Hand: Interracial Mail Order Bride (Gold Sky Book 1)" by Rebel Carter, and "She Whom I Love (Treading the Boards Book 2)" by Tess Bowery. Our hosts discuss arguments about wet clothes, what it means to be the Meg of...

We here at FMKlit think that a good book is worth more than its weight in gold. And while we don't always read good books, this episode's books have plenty of gold because today we're doing Treasure Hunters! For this expedition of an episode, we read "Unexpected Treasure: The Treasure Hunters Series Book I" by Aidan Willows and Grace Risata, and "Treasure of Love (Love Series Book 2)" by Scotty Ca...

Pour yourself some fine brandy, climb into those silky sheets, and crank up the gramophone, because today, our most esteemed listeners, we're doing classics! For this very fancy episode, we read "Persuasion" by Jane Austen, and "Maurice" by E. M. Forster. Our learned hosts discuss some of the most esoteric of subjects: where one can find the reset button on the human body, a strong contender for t...

They say love is the strongest force in the universe and, in the interest of science, we here at FMKlit are going to test this theory. Because today we're doing human/alien lovin'!! Today we read "Ruth's Bonded (The Gandry Book 1)" by V.C. Lancaster and "Planet Glecerus [Alien Lovers 1] (Siren Publishing Menage Everlasting ManLove)" by Olivia Black. On this intergalactic episode, our hosts discuss...

Is that a 2x4 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Hope you're ready for a good lay....ing of bricks. Because today we're doing construction workers! This time around we read "Hard Wood: A Steamy Romantic Comedy" by Tara Crescent and "One Brick at a Time" by J. P. Bowie. For this hard tool-filled episode, our hosts discuss the joy of a good meet-cute, sex furniture, and the origin of w...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that millennials with too much time on their hands must be in want of starting a podcast. This direct quote is very wise, and that's why today we're doing modern retellings of Jane Austen! Today we read "The Code for Love and Heartbreak" by Jillian Cantor (Emma) and "Most Ardently" by Susan Mesler-Evans (Pride & Prejudice). On this especially literary episode...

Nothing quite speaks to the quiet intimacy of falling in love like doing it in front of cameras and millions of viewers. Which is why we're doing reality dating shows! Today we read "One to Watch" by Kate Stayman-London and "The Charm Offensive" by Alison Cochrun. For this heavily produced and subtly scripted episode, our hosts discuss the marriageability of pastries, how NOT to dismantle a system...

We here at FMK love a boss ass lady. And today we're taking that very literally because this episode is all about ladies inheriting a business! For this fiscally sound episode, we read "Twisted Creek" by Jodi Thomas and "Satisfaction Guaranteed" by Karelia Stetz-Waters. Our boss bitch hosts discuss some fantastic cartoony villains, the many nuances of sex toys, and when the romance actually detrac...

Bigfoots? Bigfeet? However you say it, we're gonna get us some elusive lovers today! And to do that, we read "Bigfoot and the Librarian" by Linda Winstead Jones and "Going Sasquatch (Finnegan & Morrow Book 1)" by Jess Whitecroft. In this episode, our hairy hosts discuss retractable bigfoot penises, the dangers of a 12th birthday party, and that himbos who are nice deserve love too. Also, for the r...