FMKlit Pod

Sometimes love is hard to find. And sometimes is comes to you served on a silver platter. Which is why today we're doing servers! For this fresh from the kitchen episode, we read "Greek Tycoon, Waitress Wife (Bedded by Blackmail Book 11)" by Julia James and "Best Served: A Transgender Romance" by Cami Kates. Our hospitable hosts discuss: a whole chapter of bathtubbing; a first - a MS. Cardboardman...

Some like it hard and fast. Some like it slow and driving. And some even like it with black and what makeup and enormous hair. However you like it, there's a fine line between sex and rock, which is why today we're doing rockstars! For this banger of an ep, we read "Reckless Ambition: Issue #1 (Pretty Boy Rock Book 4)" by S. R. Watson and Ryan Stacks, and "Moonlight Becomes You (Lucky Moon Book 1)...

Not only are flowers terribly romantic, but they can predict love using the ancient and forbidden magics of "They Love Me, They Love me Not." And that's precisely why today we're doing gardeners! For this fragrant episode we read "Night Gardening" by E. L. Swann and "The Midnight Gardener: A YA Urban Fantasy Gay Romance (The Town of Superstition Book 1)" by R. G. Thomas. Our perennial discuss the...

Is going out on all those dates just too much traveling? Are you looking for love but can't be bothered to leave the house? Well then we have the answer for you! Roommates! For today's episode we read "Loathe Thy Neighbor (Roommate Romps)" by Teagan Hunter and "Heartsong (Vino and Veritas)" by A. E. Wasp. Our hosts, from the comfort of their own homes, discuss when the besite's sexual revelations...

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...or I'm definitely about to! If power dynamics, religious iconography, and being are your knees do it for you, then you are truly blessed because today we're doing priests! For this holy episode we read "Mafia Priest: An Instalove Age-Gap Romance (Mafia Princesses Book 1)" by Portia Lux, and "Forbidden Fruit: A Taboo Priest Erotic MM Romance (The Priest and t...

Unfortunately, life has happened and we were not able to record our Valentine's Day Anniversary Episode. We will return soon with that episode, but for now, enjoy Neil and Claire being hot and bothered about being ghosted, catfishing, book clubs, big hair, local best friends, Colleen Hoover, and more. San Antonio Local Bookshop: https://www.nowherebookshop.com/ Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/f...

Is your love full-bodied and earthy? Is it bright and fruity? Does it have a good mouth feel? Whatever your love, there's a silly wine analogy for it, which is why today we're doing Vintners (winemakers)! We searched the rich soil of romance to bring to you "Nicholas (The Lords of Satyr Book 1)" by Elizabeth Amber and "The Last Place You Look" by Aurora Rey. For this well-aged episode, our hosts d...

Dear listener, do you like when things get steamy? Do you like knowing about how things are coupled? Do you like buying tickets? Ok...maybe not that last one. But we hope you like it at least a little because today we're doing trains! For this steam-powered episode, we read "Field Notes on Love" by Jennifer E. Smith, and "Blowing Off Steam" by Joy Lynn Fielding. As you would expect, our hosts go o...

Whether it's getting trapped in a tower, sleeping in a glass box, or dissolving into foam, we do all kinds of crazy stuff for love. And we're all for it, which is why today we're doing Princess! For this royal episode, we read "The Fate of Crowns (The Fate of Crowns Trilogy Book 1)" by Rebecca L. Garcia, and "The Pyramid Waltz" by Barbara Ann Wright. Our hosts put on their finest tiaras and discus...

There's something that lurks in the deepest depths of the oceans. Something that devours everything it touches. The most fearsome of all monsters...ROMANCE!!! (Also tentacle porn). Grab some protection (wet suits) and lube up (apparently they make lube for wet suits), because today we're doing Sea Monsters! For this slithery episode, we read "Swearing at a Sea Monster: An Enemies to Lovers Monster...

Do you puck on the first date? Are you in need of a good pucking? Third puck pun? Because we have the answer for you! Hockey Players! Today, we strap on our skates and read "Offside with #55 (Hockey Hotties Book 6)" by Piper Rayne, and "Enforcing Emory" by Mickie B. Ashling. For this teeth-shatteringly good episode, our hosts discuss the rare and beautiful "magic pussy," the sex cauldron that is t...

Hello, beautiful listeners! This, as I'm sure you've gathered, is not a regular episode. BUT! We will be back next week with our hockey talk. This will not affect our release schedule, so we will have an episode for you two weeks in a row! Consider it our gift to you! Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Everyone has their favorite part of Thanksgiving: the food, seeing family, the food, football, the food. Ours is finally confessing our undying love for our childhood besties, which is exactly why today we're doing Thanksgiving! For this autumnal episode, we read "Pumpkin Everything: Now a Hallmark Channel Original Movie! (Autumnboro Sweet Romance Book 1)" by Beth Labonte and "Thankful (A Sweet Th...

They say "'Till death do us part," but we think that when it comes to love, death is just the beginning! And that's why today we're doing grim reapers! For this soulful episode we read "Pushing Up Posies (Grim Dating Book 1)" by Eve Langlais and "Kim Reaper Vol. 1: Grim Beginnings" by Sarah Graley. Our scythe-wielding hosts discuss: when books straight up like to you (or maybe they're in denial?);...

Listeners, we're not into just for your amazing bodies. We're also into you for your brains. Your tasty, tasty brains. And that's why today we're doing zombie apocalypses! For this world-ending episode we read "Tainted Blood: A Zombie Apocalypse Romance Novel (Forsaken Hope Book 1)" by Ellabee Andrews and "Stung (Zombie Gentlemen) (m/m romance)" by K.A. Merican. Today our shambling hosts discuss g...

What do you look for in a romantic partner? Is it wisdom? A little danger? Financial security? Scales? If you answered 'yes' to these questions, then this episode is for you because today we're doing dragons! For this flaming hot episode, we read "Captured by the Dragons: Paranormal Mating Reverse Harem Romance" by Lilly Wilder and "Clutch (Forbidden Desires Book 1)" by Piper Scott and Virginia Ke...

As technology advances, it brings up so many very important questions. Is there a Turing test for the heart? Do androids dream of electric sheets? We endeavor to find out because today we're doing robits!! For this Asimovian episode, we read "The A.I. Who Loved Me" by Alyssa Cole and "Love Machine: An Erotic Robot Romance (The Body Electric Book 1)" by Electra Shepherd. Our definitely human and no...

They say to never make a deal with a devil....unless it's a *sexy* deal. We here at FMKlit love a bad boy, which is why today we're doing demons! This ain't your mama's exorcism. Today we read "Azagoth: A Demonica Underworld Novella (1001 Dark Nights Book 1)" by Larissa Ione and "Damned if You Do" by Marie Sexton. On this fiendishly sexy episode, our hosts discuss tonguing snake holes, spanking an...

Hail, good sir knight! By my troth, thou hast set my nethers aquiver most handily! Let us partake in the horizontal joust! This is a quote from our favorite Shakespeare sonnet, which is all too fitting because today we're doing Ren Faire! So grab your doublets and lead-based makeup and join us as we read "Well Met" by Jen DeLuca, and "Knight of Pleasure (Smuggler's Cove)" by Simone Anderson. Today...

It gets lonely out here on the ranch, so we're ready to rustle up some love! That's why today we're doing cowpeople!...Cowfolk?...Cowpersons? Cowpokes! For this heart-wrangling episode, we read "Crazy for the Cowboy" by Cindy Spencer Pape and "Braggin Rights" by Kenna White. Our rugged hosts discuss the discombobulating power of hats, the ins and outs of easements, and we have such a long intro!!...

Nothing's sexier than a little danger. Except maybe danger coupled with some fantastic organizational skills, which is why today we're doing Mobsters! For this criminally sexy episode, we read "Bedding the Enemy" by LaQuette and "Steel Hearts (Brothers in Blue Book 1)" by Jason Collins. Our felonious hosts discuss the most complicated route to get in someone's pants, that there needs to be more fa...

You, dear listeners, are royalty to us and should be wooed accordingly. Which is why today we're doing princes! Specifically, modern princes with commoners (we love a specific theme). For this episode we read "His Most Convenient Bride (Princely Passions)" by Holly Rayner and "The Royal Report" by Claire Castle. Our imperial hosts discuss baking hours, the fact that there actually *is* such a thin...

What's better than finding the love of your life? Finding both the loves of your life! Which is why today we're doing polyamory! For this extra love-filled episode, we read "Heart and Hand: Interracial Mail Order Bride (Gold Sky Book 1)" by Rebel Carter, and "She Whom I Love (Treading the Boards Book 2)" by Tess Bowery. Our hosts discuss arguments about wet clothes, what it means to be the Meg of...

We here at FMKlit think that a good book is worth more than its weight in gold. And while we don't always read good books, this episode's books have plenty of gold because today we're doing Treasure Hunters! For this expedition of an episode, we read "Unexpected Treasure: The Treasure Hunters Series Book I" by Aidan Willows and Grace Risata, and "Treasure of Love (Love Series Book 2)" by Scotty Ca...

Pour yourself some fine brandy, climb into those silky sheets, and crank up the gramophone, because today, our most esteemed listeners, we're doing classics! For this very fancy episode, we read "Persuasion" by Jane Austen, and "Maurice" by E. M. Forster. Our learned hosts discuss some of the most esoteric of subjects: where one can find the reset button on the human body, a strong contender for t...