Floridiots

Floridiot learns what NOT to bring to Disney World 25.04.2022 1:19 ↓

Certain places have certain rules in which you must abide. Disney World would be one. Come to find out a small world can get even smaller.

You couldn't wait to deposit the loot? 25.04.2022 1:09 ↓

When you rob a bank, you would think you would wait a second or two until you put the money into official account, right? Wrong.

What in the hell is this guy driving on the streets of Florida? 15.04.2022 1:16 ↓

It's some kind of go-kart/bobsled/bathtubby-looking thing and he was on the streets of south Florida. And not a back road, some busy freakin' street

Impersonating an officer to get a Wendy's discount? 15.04.2022 1:33 ↓

Flashing his "badge" to get his Wendy's discount.

Assault and Cattery 15.04.2022 1:41 ↓

Girlfriends argue, cat involved.

Crocodiles are not pets, Florida Man 12.04.2022 0:58 ↓

A guy gets pulled over for other reasons, when , "oh look, a crocodile in the bed of your truck"

A Dead Guy is the Guest of Honor at His Memorial Party 08.04.2022 1:42 ↓

Yeah, it's as "Weekend at Bernie's" as you may think

New sport? Running a mile while getting sucker-punched 06.04.2022 2:04 ↓

We still don't know what caused this Floridiot to come onto the track and punch a runner during a race, but he did.

April Fools Prank Backfires on Business 06.04.2022 1:20 ↓

April Fools Day pranks can be harmless, funny and amusing; or they can really upset your customers and even lose them as customers. Look no further than here.

NBA Legend Ray Allen is a Floridiot? 31.03.2022 1:13 ↓

When it comes to jury duty, it doesn't matter who you are. NBA legend Ray Allen learned this recently

TEACHER: I didn't bite them! I licked them? 28.03.2022 2:16 ↓

A teacher is in trouble over a scuffle over...pickles?

I've heard of having two left feet, but... 25.03.2022 1:20 ↓

This Floridiot didn't think this one through. He wasn't right, but he left.

Did you hear the one about naked guy on a golf course? 24.03.2022 1:14 ↓

Do you call this a losing streak?

Could you live in a cubicle at work and no one know? 24.03.2022 1:17 ↓

The very reason this guy wanted to do it was to post about it on social media, but it's the posting that got him fired.

The city of Miami didn't think this through! 23.03.2022 0:47 ↓

The city of Miami is the Floridiot. Here's why.

Life is like a box of...scorpions 21.03.2022 1:19 ↓

Dude smuggling scorpions tries to conceal them as scorpions. What could go wrong?

Careful where you stash the stolen car 18.03.2022 0:40 ↓

If we've learned anything from the Floridiots, when you commit a crime the three most important things are location, location, location

Naked on the Porch 16.03.2022 1:37 ↓

So I used to think that "wrapping yourself in the flag" was just an expression.

Nuthin' but a holster and a bathrobe 16.03.2022 2:13 ↓

We do not endorse this man's actions, but don't tell me the thought hasn't crossed your mind

Covidiot has been watching too many action movies! 10.03.2022 1:48 ↓

71 year old man had it planned down to the letter; fortunately for us, police found out before he could implement.

ANOTHER issue at Orlando International Airport 09.03.2022 2:12 ↓

I mean, seriously Orlando, what gives? Yet another incident at the airport with A 10 year old and an AirDrop

When you get inspiration from Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" 09.03.2022 1:02 ↓

What is weirder than the Miley Cyrus video for "Wrecking Ball?" This Floridiot.

He wanted to get noticed on TikTok....congratulations, you're under arrest 07.03.2022 1:13 ↓

TikTok "star" likes the recognition when he started, but he didn't figure that the police would recognize him too.

Deputy not down with his old high school friend's idea 07.03.2022 1:48 ↓

Floridiot had a terrific idea, or so he thought, with his ol' high school friend, who's now a deputy. It didn't end well for him.

Lit cigarette + active gas pump = 04.03.2022 1:25 ↓

Thankfully, no explosion, but seriously dude