Flipper Flix

All rise for the honorable Flipper Flix Algorithm. It will lead us not in temptation of our feelings, but will bring us to a scientific conclusion about Die Hard. Christmas movie or not. Taking the side of naysayers is Sam, while Tim believes it truly is a Christmas film. Through many many quotes read by Tim, our algorithm helps us figure out what we believe is the correct answer in this debate. R...

Attention, there is a new drinking game for this one. Every time we say corn, take a sip. May the odds be ever in your favor, cause they likely won't be at the beginning of this episode. Then it will allow you to join us on the roller coaster of emotions and deep thoughts throughout the journey in Interstellar. Let us know your thoughts on this episode and what you'd name a planet if you ever got...

Everyone comes to Flipper Flix for one of the thousands of Casablanca discussions... errr wait... We mean everyone comes to Rick's. Yeah, that sounds better. We're not sure if it's for the spicy romances or if it's to hang out in casino with a corrupt cop, but everyone sure as hell likes to go to Rick's Cafe. Let us know your thoughts on this episode and what your favorite Turner Classic Movies ar...

Thank you Jim Cunningham for allowing everyone to find this episode on Donnie Darko through the creepy goo blob worm things. You also taught us some grammar lessons throughout the journey and how it takes two to spoon...erism. And last but not least, thank you for bringing us Sparkle Motion. They're the gift that keeps on giving. Let us know your thoughts on this episode and what fears Jim Cunning...

Is it game time yet? We're going to go with not yet, but maybe? Who knows. It's probably an answer that the Grand Gobble Marshalls would know except one of them is currently hosting her cat's birthday party so we'll have to get back to you on that. It could possibly take longer to watch this entire movie though so if you're dying to know, we're sorry. Let us know your thoughts on this episode and...

***Warning***Warning***Warning*** The cloud is accelerating! Yes, everyone, the four words you were waiting to hear. The. Cloud. Is. Accelerating. And it's filled with beefs, barfs, and plenty of poop questions from us when we watched the 2005 version of Fantastic Four.  Let us know your thoughts on this episode and your favorite Fantastic Four character is on Instagram or Twitter . (Even tho...

In the award winning film War Horse, you follow Joey, a young thoroughbred... hard stop right there. Joey? That's the name they went with? We totally could have come up with something better than that right? Especially for a horse as cursed as this one. Something much more maniacal sounding would have fit... like Lucifer if you wanted to stick with a human-esque name. And yes this comes up often t...

We're back on our journey through Nightmareland from Little Nemo this week, except not really. That being said, Tim's nightmares of David Bowie's David Bowie-ness, and his extra tight pants, did appear when we found ourselves lost in Jim Henson's feature film Labyrinth. And of course we couldn't refrain from discussing some of Jim Henson's Muppets and friends from the street. The puppet-work in th...

Exposing your true thoughts, hot takes, and more come out when we discuss Ridley Scott's classic, Alien. With Halloween only days away, we're setting the stage for you to have a spooky day. And like all Halloween traditions, cats are definitely evil. They will trick you so that the monstrous xenomorph aboard your ship can make a treat out of your cadaver. Also, as a precaution, around 38 minutes i...

Whatever you do, do not stare at their mouths! Now that's a spooky message to see before watching a film. And it bodes 100% true with Monster Family... or is it Happy Family? We're still not sure after watching this one and doing a little digging afterwards. We think it might be both. Both is good. From an endless bouncing Baba Yaga to a superhero, dancing, singing version of Dracula, this one has...

This week we got to feel like Sir David Attenborough when he describes the animals in his documentaries. Instead of animals, we watched Wilkes (the faux assassin) in The Body hunt down his prey and we did our best to digest the method to his madness. Except we're nowhere near the skill level of Sir David Attenborough. Like at all. That being said, we did have some special guests help this week, th...

Madagascar 2 shockingly fit the categories of "lion" and "super soaker" and has so many lovable characters. In between praising Moto Moto and King Julien, we lay tons of animal facts on you... Just wait till you hear the one about wildebeests! Whether or not you're new to the Madagascar franchise or you're a seasoned vet, we still think you'll have a zesty time with this episode. Let us know your...

Back at it again with the real questions! Do gargoyles poop???.... Yeah we went there... a lot. Also, if you're attracted to Frankenstein's monster, does that make you a necrophiliac? Simply put, we had a hard time talking about this movie without going on tangents which in itself should tell you the quality of this film. Let us know your thoughts on this episode and if gargoyles poop on Instagram...

Does anyone actually know the etiquette when attending drum circles? Like can you be late or nah? Maybe it's different in Chile than it is in the US? One could say we were a bit lost. And outside of the city names and a few other miscellaneous Spanish words, our monolingual selves required the subtitles to be on at all times. There were points where we were curious if the gals were using some Chil...

Yeah, yeah, yeah! From digging through trash and kids being kids, this movie has it all. Yeah! If you ever have felt like you're a tearable artist, wait till you see the symmetry on Anna's house she draws in her school composition book. Yeah! And don't worry, fans of Spongebob will feel right at home when some of us (aka all three of us) feel like Doodlebob's idea was inspired from this film. Yeah...

For a movie about alchemy, this has surprising very little. One of the few times you see it is when Ed and Al are trying to reincarnate their mother... with lime? That makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You know what also doesn't makes sense about this movie? The number of times they say homunculus doesn't feel like it lives up to the counts you get from a single episode of the anime. Don't worry, we proba...

Regardless of what you may think of a normal story, the main character is not the MVP here. We also think the main character, Theo, needs some hobbies outside of doing drugs, like maybe reading collections from one of his favorite authors (*cough*Edgar Allen Poe*cough*cough*).  Maybe he could collect his own starter pack of fancy-schmancy artwork for the future... but do it legally ya know? C...

Welcome to our Descendance party with our special guests Filmtasmic! We want to apologize in advance to all the Chads out there. We may have judged you prematurely in this episode, but we couldn't help bashing some of these characters and the music. Maybe we are just Disney purists and don't think dubstep needs to be added to the songs. Either way we had a great time with our friends over at Filmt...

Hold onto your Dollar General cactus, fam! This episode sparkles! We drug Tim into the first Twilight film under false pretenses since they never actually eat breakfast. Apparently, vamp-kids only eat lunch and dinner ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Do vampires experiment with drugs or ever take a dump? If anyone can confirm this, then please give us a shout-out on Instagram or Twitter .

Out of all the movies out there, we were given a recommendation of an "out-of-this-world" experience with Earth Girls Are Easy. We learned some important life lessons from it too. Things like shaving poodles in your past could end up helping you if you ever come upon some extremely hairy aliens. If you want to sound like you're speaking an alien language you can just read the words backwards. And...

Adding onto our areas of expertise, we're looking into producing some exquisite meals this episode because who doesn't love cream cheese and mayo sandwiches with a side of boneless hotdogs? Maybe our wish can come true if we can hold our breath for 7 miles through a tunnel alongside Plucky, Hamton, and his family. Alas, this likely won't happen because it'll get lost in our notes due to the chaoti...

We are traveling to the past via a bullet train in Japan, where we buzz right by The Ghost of Tsushima and make our final stop at the The Last Samurai in the 1870s. Tom Cruise looks a little heftier in this film (or is it his clothing?), he gets a bit a goofy, and even forgets to put on his helmet when going into battle. And if you can't tell already, we're not the greatest at remembering characte...

Question: when you get a doctorate, does that mean you automatically know how to remove a bullet from someone's leg regardless of what the degree is in? One of our hosts thinks not, well all of them. But it always irks one of them specifically. The best guess would be the man whose title is becoming as long as Daenerys Targaryen's now that we're adding Rocky Expert to it. And another fun fact is t...

Everybody's dead??? Mark Wahlburg delivers some... uhh... lines. Yup, he delivers some lines in this movie. Did we say they were on time? No. Did we say he sounded super concerned always? You know what, we'll say yes to that. Throughout our episode, we discuss what universes songs are in, the best way to reheat pizza, and how cool mood rings are. To round it all out, we let you know the correct wa...

The Fifth Quarter is a tragic tale with a side of football. We thought that it had a lot of crazy music by Mama's Gravy, insanely memorable quotes and plenty of cringe-worthy scene changes. Despite the main character's incredibly distracting hair, the team he played for (Wake Forest's Demon Deacons) had the luck of the Irish in their 2006 football season. We commend the effort that was put into th...