Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

With the weather taking it's toll on our wretched Scvm, they make their way to the treeline... But are they alone? Find out when Grubbs confronts his personal demons, Mobius can't handle his drink, Balmfrid shows them all how it's done, Brallis loses his grip, and Prügl takes a personal day in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm:Levi plays Brallis the Catacomb Saint by MakootiJa...

As our Scvm make their way through blizzard to try and figure out what happened to the meat supply, they find themselves...distracted...with Pyro and Jotna going sledding, Kethvin taking a plunge, Prügl and Brallis taking in the sights, and Mobius and Balmfrid digging up old shit... mainly Grubbs... in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm:Levi plays Brallis the Catacomb Saint by...

Our alternate group of hopeless scvm find themselves in the Witch's shack, hoping to get out of the elements and possibly some information. Will either pan out? Find out as Brallis helps with dinner, Pyro and Kethvyn do the heavy lifting, Jotna can't hold her stew, and Prügl stares off in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm:Levi plays Brallis the Catacomb Saint by MakootiJake pl...

Meanwhile, in the distant north, a ragtag group of survivors take it upon themselves, with the promise of silver, to find out the cause of the salted reindeer meat delay... Will it work out, or will the trail go cold as CraigAllen plows a path, Pyro and Kethvyn take a walk, Jotna gets a piercing, and Prügl tags along in this episode of Flail to the Face! This Episode's Scvm: Levi plays CraigAllen...

Our hopeless scvm find themselves in the face of their biggest obstacle to date. But who, or what, is it? Find out this week as Sasha and Svind can't keep their hands off each other, Qillnach takes up climbing, and Tommy and Skreech take a swim, on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm:Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched ZealotThomas Geno-Stumme as Qillnach the Profane Survi...

Our hopeless Scvm find themselves in hot pursuit of a powdah-fueled party member, as they go deeper into the Dusk Funnel. Can it get any worse? Find out this week as Sasha hitches a ride, Qillnach guides the elderly, Tommy starts to unravel, Svind catches up on some reading, and Skreech reaches out and touches someone, on this episode of Flail to the Face! This episode’s Scvm:Levi Brusacoram as Sa...

Our Hopeless Scvm find the source of the Powdah. But, do they realize it? Find out this week as Sasha throws a fit, Rusig overdoes it, Qillnach wakes up, Tommy tries to hold it together, Svind gets rejected, and Skreech gets his fix, on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm:Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched ZealotThomas Geno-Stumme as Rusig the Bearer of Woes and Qillnach...

Our Hopeless Scvm continue their descent into the Dusk Funnel in search of the Powdah. Sasha throws a fit, Rusig overdoes it, Tommy tries to hold it together, Svind gets rejected, and Skreech gets his fix, on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm:Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched ZealotThomas Geno-Stumme as Rusig the Bearer of Woes @munkymotoKevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky...

Upon learning the contents of the message they carry, the Hopeless Scvm go spelunking… for the Powdah! Sasha makes some new friends, Rusig drops in, Tommy gives in to his curiosity, Svind makes his pitch, and Skreech charges his battery in this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Rusig the Bearer of Woes @munkymo...

Our Hopeless Scvm reconfigure and leave Schleswig for Galgenbeck, but they must make another stop first. If they can make it, that is, without “uninvited guests”. Sasha gets an Unheroic Feat, Rusig sheds tears, Tommy delivers a chair-shot, Jimmy Dean wraps it up, Svint shows up, and Skreech wears an Aladdin vest, on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha t...

Our Hopeless Scvm end things with the shit cult, and Toddward becomes something… else in this conclusion to Chvrch ov the Worm. Sasha explodes, Wemut finally does it. Tommy visits his uncle, Tvrdwad transcends, and Skreech gets an escort on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkym...

Our Hopeless Scvm come face-to-face with the shit-cult leader and its rejecting servants, deep under the cesspits of Schleswig. Sasha says his name, Wemut sees the light,Tommy finds the key, Toddward takes the plunge, and Skreech has had enough on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint...

Our Hopeless Scvm enter the Cesstine Chapel, but what they find is just a bunch of religious crap. Levi doesn’t have a name, Wemut is still “alive”, Tommy is still here as well, Toddward conjures vomit, and Skreech comes back in this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as ??? the Sun Scorched Zealot Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto Kevin Welc...

With a shit-eating cultist in their clutches, our Hopeless Scvm find where they need to go: the cesspits of Schleswig. Peewee harvests some… materials, Wemut has a harsh revelation, Tommy has nothing better to do, Toddward ruins his smoking jacket, and Dorian comes back on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Peewee the Tormented Toymaker Thomas Geno-Stumme as...

Finally arriving in Schleswig, the Hopeless Scvm run into a familiar face bearing bad news, but word of a disgusting new cult has them searching through the lowest places to find what they need. Peewee uses his eye, Wemut fires one off, Gruno plays the hero, Toddward plays the flute, and Skreech flails around and finds out on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram...

A young, pregnant woman claiming to carry the “child of Nechrubel” and her elderly husband are escorted from Schleswig to Galgenbeck by a ragtag group of Scvm to escape persecution from King Fathmu IX. The final Misery is nigh! Will they make it to Galgenbeck before the child is born? Find out as Deuce holds it tight, Wemut is still here, Skutz high-fives Kurl, Kurl keeps her warm, Melville puts s...

Our Hopeless Scvm continue towards Schleswig, this time crossing Wastland, but they don’t do it alone. Lefty shish-kabobs a shit-crow, Wemut finally wins, Rundle becomes a statistic, Toddward visits an outhouse, Skreech offers the leftovers, and Grittr gains an entourage, in this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook and Peewee the Tormented...

Our Hopeless Scvm continue their trek to Schleswig, through Bergen Crypt and (back) into the Valley of the Unfortunate Undead, but not without meeting a few unfriendly faces. Lefty gets boned, Wemut technically wins, Rundle gets squirrelly, Toddward does a u-turn, Screech hates it, and Dödz puts a few in the air, on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Lefty t...

After making their escape from Doomkirk, our Hopeless Scvm head towards Schleswig. But, first, they must make their way through Bergen Chrypt. Lefty seals his fate, Wemut calls the rats, Rundle puts it down, Toddward can’t be bothered, Skreech puts everything into perspective, and Grinn becomes a statistic on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cann...

Upon finally discovering where the Necropriestess dwells, our Hopeless Scvm, along with their two new acquaintances, struggle to receive an audience with the mysterious clergywoman. After finally learning what she wants, the reality of their “rock and a hard place” situation sinks in and they find themselves needing to make a pivotal decision. Lefty goes left, Wemut meets Wemut, Rundle breaks ‘em...

Our Hopeless Scvm face off with the Pale One, deep within Doomkirk. Things go from bad to worse pretty quickly as Lefty unleashes his inner Mario, Wemut feels no pain, Rundle gives up, Barnaby hides in plain sight, and Mayor Cedric should have seen this coming, on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wem...

Our Hopeless Scvm, upon departing from the Wormlord’s company, meets a few new faces, gets handsy, and faces off with a Pale One, in their attempt to find the Necropriestess. Lefty kills Levi, Wemut inflicts pain, Rundle evacuates the flesh bag, Barnaby attempts to milk the worm, and the Mayor bones up on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal...

Our hopeless Scvm wander deeper into Doomkirk, search behind some doors, and get “friendly” with some of the locals. Lefty slams some doors, Wemut saves some hair, Morum exits, Saint Rik gets a headache, and the Mayor gets etched on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto...

Confronted by a trio of Basilisk’s Undead Begotten, our recently-renamed recreants fight for their lives, but some may not live to tell the tale. Lefty grinds the blade, Wemut sends a bolt to the bone, Kevin burns out, Saint Rik voulges about, and the Mayor tries on some new bones, in this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’s Scvm: Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy Thom...

Our recently-escaped Scvm wander through the Valley of the Unfortunate Undead and eventually into Bergen Chrypt where they meet a familiar stranger that leads them to Doomkirk. But did he lead them to their deaths? Time will tell. Fisk replaces his arm, Wemut stays Wemut, Skutz gets real, Laurel makes some friends, and the General becomes a Mayor on this episode of Flail to the Face. This episode’...