Fix My Carcast

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's special jingle season episode of Fix My Carcast, Dracula stops by to review some movies! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (and access bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes content) by s...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to do it like a Twilight Zone episode! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (and access bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes content) by signing up for...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk shit about Elon Musk (thanks, Anonymous 4!) while incorporating 50 movie titles! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (and access bonus episodes...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about pigs in Rome (thanks, Anonymous 4!) while speaking Pig Latin the whole time! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (and access bonus episode...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about the greatest TV show theme songs (thanks, Anonymous 4!) while introducing a brand new permanent theme song written, recorded, and exported in just 30 minutes DURING THE EPISODE ITSELF! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFu...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about farts (thanks, Anonymous 4!) while autotune is on for the whole episode! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (and access bonus episodes &a...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about what they would teach if they were a professor with free reign (thanks, Tarra!) while recording in a public gazebo! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on epi...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's special extended Halloween episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to review all the horror movies they watched every night of October (thanks, Anonymous 4!) while wearing a Michael Myers mask! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to analyze all of the meals from the film American Psycho (thanks, Anonymous 4!) while doing a Dracula impression! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to rank their favorite epitaphs (thanks, Anonymous 4!) while standing in a graveyard! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (and access bonus episodes &am...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about revisiting media you loved as a kid and experiencing it as an adult (thanks, Tarra!) while playing piano the whole time! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote o...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to figure out where all of the samples in the Propellerheads song "Bigger?" come from (thanks, Anonymous 4!) in the style of a children's TV show! Never heard the song? Check it out here: https://youtu.be/B3Cki4btJZc Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about something they think is fairly underrated (thanks, Tarra!) while doing a Kermit the Frog voice! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (and a...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about what the characters in the movie Crash would think of the movie Transformers (thanks, David!) while being repeatedly thwacked with pillows by special guest Little Miss Behavior! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: h...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about tackiness and its place in their heart (thanks, David!) while incorporating 10 "Weird Al" Yankovic lyrics into the show! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to express the feeling of loving your home but not your neighbors (thanks, Anonymous 4!) as a full-blown musical! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (a...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to figure out which Robert Downey Jr. movie their mom watched recently (thanks, Mama Bear!), all while doing a wise old cowboy voice! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to ponder why everyone at Trader Joe's seems like they're shopping during the apocalypse (thanks, Nicole!), all while impersonating five American Presidents! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to review the Extended Edition of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (thanks, James!), all while incorporating wacky morning DJ sound effects! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about the movie The Crying Game (thanks, Heather!), all while trying not to say the word "the"! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fixable-auto-donate-3000 Vote on episode gimmicks (a...

Bear Claw Billie will say and do an awful lot of things for money! On today's episode of Fix My Carcast, they have to talk about everything that is hack and cheesy about portrayals of magicians in popular culture (thanks, Anonymous 2!), all while walking to work in 90-degree heat! Submit topics for the podcast (attached to your donation) at the show's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f...

(This episode originally debuted on YouTube on 5-31-22.) Bear Claw Billie is thousands of dollars in pandemical debt and talks about things for money. Unless you don't give any. Then they still talk. What a concept. In this episode, BILLIE HAS COVID. NOT A DRILL. Guess it's gonna be a clip show. Exactly 60 seconds from each previous episode. Check it out! You can help end this podcast by...

(This episode originally debuted on YouTube on 6-1-22.) Bear Claw Billie is thousands of dollars in pandemical debt and talks about things for money. Unless you don't give any. Then they still talk. What a concept. In this episode, BILLIE HAS COVID. NOT A DRILL. Nobody knows who this is or where it came from. You can help end this podcast by donating to their GoFundMe! http://www.gofundme.com...

(This episode originally debuted on YouTube on 6-2-22.) Bear Claw Billie is thousands of dollars in pandemical debt and talks about things for money. Unless you don't give any. Then they still talk. What a concept. In this episode, BILLIE HAS COVID. NOT A DRILL. Because they can't speak, they transferred their words to the fabulous Kelli Nova, who is just the darn best. Make sure to chec...

(This episode originally debuted on YouTube on 6-3-22.) Bear Claw Billie is thousands of dollars in pandemical debt and talks about things for money. Unless you don't give any. Then they still talk. What a concept. In this episode, BILLIE HAS COVID. NOT A DRILL. Because they can't speak, they transferred their words to the fabulous Mr. X, who has a great deal to say about Star Trek: That...