Fivesier: a five minute Frasier podcast

Everyone hates Mel and Frasier doesn't get to be Cork Master! Could this brunch get any worse?!?! Right on cue here comes Daphne drunk off of Bloody Marys. Also i'm sick! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

If you look up "White Guilt" in the dictionary you'll see a picture of Frasier's big fat bazoo To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

Frasier is trying to bang some lady from the opera but Martin tells her mom that he's gay so he doesn't have to go out with her and now he's got to pretend to be gay while they set him up with her uncle Edward. GAY MARTIN IS THE BEST!!!!!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes (including this one) please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the...

Frasier starts dating (aka banging) the hottest girl from when he was in high school! Way to go Frasier! But she's a gross nasty person so... not way to go Frasier. Either way they go to a high school reunion of sorts and Frasier gets to wave his Big Crane around anyway To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email t...

Frasier needs a new theme song for this show... or rather... he needs A theme song for his show. So of course he makes it super indulgent and complicated. What's wrong with a little tossed salads and scrambled eggs? Oh my To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! MARTIN LOVES AUSTIN POWERS!! I REPEAT... MARTIN LOVES AUSTIN POWERS! SHAG ME ROTTEN BABY YEAH! oh also its the eve of the millennium and the Crane family goes on a Winnebago trip to wine country To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

It's a follow up to the last episode! Mel and Niles break up (but then get back together) and Daphne realizes she has feelings for Niles! OH NO!!! DONNY!!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

Oh no Frasier is all hopped up on goofballs and tells Daphne that NILES IS IN LOVE WITH HER AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS!!! OH NO!!! DONNY!!!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes (including this one) please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

It's Thanksgiving and Freddie wants a minibike. His mom and dad won't get it for him so what does he do??? Manipulates them with a well thought out scheme. He's a little creep and I love it! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

Frasier is accidentally pronounced DEAD on the news. Seattle doesn't really care and he sees this as an opportunity to live the life he's always dreamed of having. I sure hope he doesn't injure himself trying to train for a marathon and then throw that whole idea out! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can e...

The Bozo Bros get it in their stupid ass heads that they're related to Russian royalty! Romanoff? More like RomaNOT gotcha bitch! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

Frasier and Niles are absolute idiots and because they won't just have an honest, normal conversation with each other and instead have to play Machiavellian games they both lose out on wonderful women. BOZO'S! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

This is, without a doubt, the saddest Frasier episode yet. It starts off as a sad Bulldog episode and then pivots at the last minute to be a sad Roz episode! It was so sad I went almost a minute over because I had to describe exactly how sad it all was! To support the show and for weekly video episodes (including this one) please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email t...

Niles gets a fArts column in a snooty rich person magazine so naturally Frasier is a jealous 41 year old man and has to get his OWN show to blab about the fArts. To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

Get ready for an almost exact repeat of the episode where Bulldog starts pranking Frasier over the air. Except this time it guest stars that creep Bryan Callen! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

Frasier accidentally offers to pay for Daphne and Donny's wedding OH NO!!! Niles is dating a prostitute! Trying to turn a hoe into a house wife Niles? Also Roz is looking the hottest she's ever looked on this show god damn! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funs...

Frasier has a new girlfriend and she looks exactly like Rita Wilson who looks exactly like his dead mother! Don't frick your mom Frasier! Welcome to Season 7 To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

Season 6 was pretty good! It was the Niles show. So much happens with Niles. He moves into the Shangri La for financial reasons. He finalizes his divorce from Maris. He watches as Daphne gets engaged to his lawyer. He moves back into The Montana. His bird Baby chokes on Daphne's earring and dies. He starts banging a barista who is crazy. Niles is the best. Why can't this show just be calle...

ROZ IS BANGING BULLDOG!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! BULLDOG IS LIVING HIS DREAMS!!!!! Also all the Crane boys blow it and end up drinking and singing Goldfinger by the end of the episode. To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

All the Crane boys are getting frickin laid (including Eddie. Ooo la la sit on my head French Poodle)! I sure hope they don't all blow it by the end of the 2 part finale! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

DONNY PROPOSED TO DAPHNE THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! SOMEONE FIND NILES!!! CHECK THE ROOF!!!! To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

Frasier's dry spell is over. It's Love Hurricane time! Cassandra Stone and Faye Moskowitz are back and Frasier thinks he can frick them both no problems! Guess who screws things up in typical spectacular fashion. Frasier is so emotionally immature it's wild To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the sh...

A new doctor starts her own self help show at KACL. But she's a meanie! She's like the Howard Stern of radio! Or the Opie and Anthony of Radio! Or the... uh... Bob and Tom of radio? To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsies

The Bozo Bro's mom made them take an IQ test when they were kids. Now that they've matured the time is right to see the results. JK they're both petulant children. Also Roz maybe starts a relationship with this cutie redhead milf. Good for you Roz! To support the show and for weekly video episodes (including this one) please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can...

R.I.P. Baby. You were too beautiful for this world and the way you cursed Niles name right before you died was very poetic. We miss you every day King... or Queen perhaps? I don't know what gender Niles's now dead bird was To support the show and for weekly video episodes please check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/fivesier or you can email the show at fivesier@gmail.com just for funsi...