Five Minutes Nonreleasable

This week's episode starts with Syracuse lacrosse, finishes with a tribute to Val Kilmer, and has some PLL coaching news in the middle. I feel like if somebody was going to do an impression of me, there's at least a 100% chance that they'd talk about these exact three topics. Also they'd probably sound a little like Kermit the Frog and it'd hurt my feelings.

There's a 4,000 character limit in this box, so I could pretty much just put the whole transcript in here, but I'll just say this: Boston needs a new assistant coach (so do a bunch of other guys), and the 2022 Rookie of the Year is back - and promptly traded. A little April Fools talk to wrap things up and we'll have you out of here in no time.

First, I tell you about the really short podcast I just made. Then I talk about the trade that just went down between the California Redwoods and Boston Cannons. Trader Joe Spallina, getting right back to business - you've got to love it. Also shout out to whoever came up with that nickname like 10 years ago. Anyway, I close things out with some amazing news, and then that's a wrap. Again,...