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Comedy legend Joe Wilkinson aka GillinghamJoe (X, formerly Twitter) joins the lads to completely transform Gillingham into basically the exact same thing it already is, but with some added promotion for his own podcast (the name of which I forget) via a method which breaks Rhys and Lloyd's hearts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tik Tok, Gunnersaurus and The Super League, Bilal Zafar takes over Arsenal to make as much money as he can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Queen of Manchester, Rachel Fairburn comes on the pod to essentially peace-keep the Greater Manchester area. Sure, some people won’t be happy, but what’s not to love? Leopard print kits and manchester tarts for all (as long as you’re working class, or a kid). Move over Karen Brady, Bet Lynch is in town. Mine’s a pint of Bovril. Let me tell you, from now on, whenever you think of Manchester, yo...

How good is this guy? James Gill of ‘Always Be Comedy’, certified comedy circuit legend status, hops off the ‘news desk’ to join us for a Crystal Palace takeover that’s fun for all the community. A seemingly buddhist approach to keep the fans and players focussed on living in the present by any means necessary, while Lloyd takes the wholly unbuddhist approach of attempting to top every single one...

How good is this guy? James Gill of ‘Always Be Comedy’, certified comedy circuit legend status, hops off the ‘news desk’ to join us for a Crystal Palace takeover that’s fun for all the community. A seemingly buddhist approach to keep the fans and players focussed on living in the present by any means necessary, while Lloyd takes the wholly unbuddhist approach of attempting to top every single one...

David Earl brings a new literal meaning to his podcast name ‘My New Football Club’ by taking over Exeter City and changing everything, before changing it all back. Not sure where the lack of confidence in his ideas come from given how easily he send Rhys and Lloyd all giggly. And some of his ideas really have legs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your...

The first guest to wear their clubs shirt on the podcast, Scroobius Pip tries to reignite his match-going Millwall career by making it an all round more appealing prospect. How? By bringing it into the modern world. Acceptance, progressiveness and crucially for lions, Pride. We’re talking white leather and magic sequins. Not to say he doesn’t keep it old school in parts, mainly with the toilet att...

Part 2 of Mathew Baynton's takeover of Southend United Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Finally. Someone the share Rhys’s spurs turmoil. Ghosts legend Mathew Baynton takes us through a potted COYS history before giving up on trying to save that lot and taking over Southend instead. A genius way to have the squad literally more invested in results, incredibly appropriate catering and possibly the first accurate celeb ownership prediction of the pod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

After the full contextual rundown in part 1, it's finally time to see what Elis James will do when he takes over his boyhood club. Starting with creating an all round more attractive Swansea fan, with no shirking on the budget to help make it happen. Unsurprising, when you consider how he made his millions. Despite the generosity, Elis is ruling with an iron fist, and desperately trying to remind...

Elis James’s Swansea City legacy runs deep. From marking himself out as comedy’s most loyal travelling fan, wearing as many retro shirts as possible on BBC sitcom Josh, to creating a completely different (ludicrous) identity for the forums. The man has so much to say, he has prompted our first ever two part episode. That’s bagsman level stats on the pitch AND the podcast charts. Unreal. Make sure...

Actual board member of actual Chesham United FC and actual assistant to the Taskmaster on actual Taskmaster, Alex Horne comes on actual Fit & Proper to take his second Fit & Proper test (actually). It’s absolutely classic Alex Horne and how you’d expect him to run a football club. PLUS, there’s an exclusive for all Taskmaster and Chesham United fans. Not to tee-ze Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

Proper hammer Laura Smyth (who grew up the film set Green Street) educates Lloyd and Rhys on the wide ranging culinary options surrounding the old gaff, before returning there to really lean into the nickname of the owners she’s following. A Goalhanger Films Production Produced by Harry Lineker Exec Producer: Tony Pastor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about...

South coast Spice Boy Josh Widdicombe hits everything possible on his own bingo card (even Blur) with a Plymouth takeover focussed solely on nostalgia. And what’s more nostalgic than the Yo-Yo? He trades his clubs recent success for the ‘more fun’ uncertainty of his youth, gets muddled in the Pasty wars (soon to be called Ginster-gate) and makes a convincing case for lower league shirt brands bein...

One of comedy’s greats, Sean McLoughlin, has always been incredibly hard working. So why should he expect any less of his manager-cum-player-cum-half-time entertainer? Taking over QPR, with several viable options for what the Q means, Sean puts club legend Gareth Ainsworth to work in as many departments as possible. While of course, taking the opportunity to maximise his own following and protect...

If there’s a club in need of a new owner at this very moment, it’s Tottenham Hotspur. Enter, Ania Magliano. Very little the way of football-watching experience, but maybe a fresh pair of eyes is the exact way to go? Leading with the 3 Gs policy of Gossip, Ghouls and Grandma - it’s absolutely generational. And when someone with a name like Magliano wants to ‘keep it in the family’, you shut up and...

The very week they’re crowned National League champions, Wrexham’s executive director (and comedian/actor/writer) Humphrey Ker joins us from the stadium’s Aviation gin suite to tell us the tale of one of football’s most talked about takeovers. And if you pay attention, it’s pretty clear without him it never would’ve happened. Then, buoyed by Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenny’s success - he goes it a...

Back to football heritage on this episode of the podcast with inventor of OptaJoe, Duncan Alexander. From really leaning into the nickname ‘choirboys’, to Simpsons style transport links. From an incredibly literal interpretation of the phrase “give the fans what they want”, to some very unappealing mascot options. From High Wycombe, to Silicon Valley. Journey. A Goalhanger Films Production Produce...

This week on Fit and Proper, Ed Gamble takes over Manchester United to try and make a TV series about the gradual demise of a huge club. It involves lookalikes and a scary away day for travelling fans. A Goalhanger Films Production Produced by Harry Lineker Exec Producer: Tony Pastor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...

Andrew Mensah is a rare breed: a massive football fan who doesn’t have a club. But he does have a cousin, and he’ll follow him to the ends of the earth, provided the ends of the earth are quite easily accessible on public transport from his house. He takes over Palace in aid of his family and bamboozles Rhys and Lloyd with an un-mess-with-able managerial staff. Impossible to pick holes in, every i...

This week Doc Brown is here to move Crystal Palace to Soho, change the stadium's name to a very famous Pizza restaurant and finally have other clubs fear Palace by turning the club into a world super power. A Goalhanger Films Production Produced by Harry Lineker Exec Producer: Tony Pastor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...

Alexandra Haddow has new ideas for Dulwich Hamlet, getting rid of the keys, making Greggs the main sponsor and inviting everyone to be more like your every day Alan. Is there also a place for Frank Skinner at the club? A Goalhanger Films Production Produced by Harry Lineker Exec Producer: Tony Pastor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Glenn Moore takes over the first ever team to be purchased on a free, consolidating the Sheffield teams into one, more manageable, Sheffield Wenceslas. With a keen focus on language barriers and niche tactics, Glenn has a real penchant for the retro: Pro Evo 4 based recruitment, Roman Centurion formations, early noughties based ‘national anthems’ and just a really weird old mascot choice. Probably...

Podcaster, YouTuber and Soccer AM royalty, Robbie Knox comes on the podcast to tell us his plans as the new crown Prince of Sittingbourne FC. Never heard of Sittingbourne until now? Well you’ll soon be a season ticket holder, and beware, it’s extra. We’re talking goalposts made of marble, blinding lights, oh and it’s a 250,000 seater stadium, obviously. In Sittingbourne. A debatable signing and ev...

It's fair to say Michael Odewale 'loves him some footy' and so he joins Lloydo & Reej to tell us all about his plans as the new owner of Dagenham & Redbridge F.C to become the most 'Hipster East London' team ever, complete with hipster knitwear & beanies. There is a questionable carousel of managers that would put Watford to shame. There are yoghurt based sponsors, a hipster recruiter & a truly aw...