Fists of Fail

Proof that movies for children can also be written by children. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twit...

I can't believe it's our second time doing Die Hard in a hospital. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://t...

A movie that proves that endangering children for cinema is sometimes okay. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will -...

And the whole dang series retrospective to boot. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/Fistsof...

I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome I'm causin' more family feud than Richard Dawson And the survey said, "You're dead!" Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your fuckin' head --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of o...

Liu Chia Liang is in the movie and he DOESN'T hijack the film. Hell's frozen over. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here:...

Villagers, gangstas, pillagers, paintbrush New whips, blue fifths, Louis Shallah, bitch Ostrich turtlenecks, the Chef, already reps Lean off the petty jets, we buy the very best --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other...

The game of chess is like a sword fight. You must think first before you move. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will...

It has Lil Jon in it. Enough said. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - ht...

In the wise words of Ernie Reyes Jr: "Yo you m****ers. Yeah you see me over here. Listen up. It's time to listen up. Do you got the gold that I want or what? Come over here and let me record my affinity for yin and yang to annihilate your asses!" --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on P...

It's like if Tommy Wiseau decided to make a martial arts movie. Will's favorite movie of the year and it's only April. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can a...

A low budget movie that isn't that bad? And Will actually liked it? Hold the phone! --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here:...

It's an emotional and thought-provoking multi-dimensional martial arts movie. Or one really long episode of Rick and Morty. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

We take you back to the Shaw Bros era, with lots of dance-like fighting and a pregnant woman fighting for her life. The golden era. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail...

Etsuko Shihomi does such a great job in it, you almost forget Sonny Chiba was shoehorned into the movie to trick you into watching it. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fa...

If you slammed every key on the keyboard repeatedly, it would make more sense than the script for this movie. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follo...

When 'bros before hoes' gets taken to the extreme. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/Fists...

It's February and Will already has a contender for worst movie of the year. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will -...

Everyone remembers the awesome fight and building jump stunt at the end. No one remembers the rest of the movie. Almost like they have...AMNESIA. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/...

A romance story so good it makes you jump off a bridge...wait what? --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://...

Everyone remembers the Jackie fight versus the late great Brad Allan. But how could everyone forget Shu Qi talking to dolphins? --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail ---...

The only victim in this movie will be your eyes because you will not be able to look away. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social medi...

Homophobia: The Movie --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter...

Just exactly what every martial arts movie fan wants! Heavy handed melodrama! Hell yeah! --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media...

Happy Birthday Sammo and thank you for this film. Now watch as we tear it apart. With love. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social med...