Fists of Fail

Take Cover! The movie's all right. That hits our tacky low-effort jab at the movie title quota --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

From the man who gave us Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky...a whole bunch of other movies he also made. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

The heartwarming tale of a girl in search of a young boy, as she meets a wacky cast of colorful characters. Fun for the whole family. --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

I thought this was going to be a prequel to that Wipeout styled game where you play as a jelly bean man. Anything would've been better. --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Basophobia (or basiphobia) , is a natural fear of falling. I guess "Jackie Chan" is the opposite of that. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

At least our theater seemed to enjoy this... --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

The late, great action director Corey Yuen's directorial debut. And now award winner Hiroyuki Sanada's early film roles. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Starring everyone's favorite action star: Awkwafina. --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Covering some films that really KICK. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Insert Robert Pattinson jokes here. No we're above that. After all it's HK's second highest grossing movie. People pay good money to see Philip Ng destroy motorcycles with his foot. --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

We're covering the queen of kung fu flicks Cynthia Rothrock...'s American films. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

It's amazing how much a movie series can improve with a higher budget! --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Donnie Yen's directorial debut showed the early signs of the excellent star power and influence he'd have in martial arts cinema. You wouldn't know that by watching this movie though. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Man kill bad guys on train. You go watch movie. --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

This man cannot stop losing his elephant. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Going down to the land down under for some solid martial arts action. --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffai l📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

We're back to Hi-Yah to review a new movie that isn't a complete trash fire! --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffai l📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Why are we making this review that no one asked for? Because the movie was also something no one asked for. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

A late review for a new released movie in theaters. But don't worry! It came out on VOD like the next day! --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffai l📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Eric Jacobus and friends create a 90 minute demo reel and put a story in it. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

Will Don Lee punch his way to solving the case again? Spoilers: yes. --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

🎵 When this Boy Kills World Boy Kills World Wandering down this road, that we call life Is what we're doin' It's good to know I have friends that will always Stand by me When this Boy Kills World 🎵 --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

There was a time in Isaac Florentine's life where he wasn't working with Scott Adkins. That's like telling Gen Z'ers that phones used to have cords. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

It's a slice of life movie. I wish the editor sliced the movie more. --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail 📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail 📌 Facebook: fistsoffail

We're all the April Fools today. --- 🥋 Become a Patron to Hear Exclusive Full Length Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- 📌 Instagram/Threads: @fistsoffail  📌 Twitter/X: @fistsoffail  📌 Facebook: fistsoffail