Fists of Fail

Everyone knows Wheels on Meals for the team up of Jackie, Sammo and Yuen Biao, the balls to the walls action, and the epic showdown against Benny "the Jet" Urquidez. But what if I told you there was another movie that has all that AND a drug subplot? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social med...

The first Cambodian action film for the modern era. Will it do for Cambodia what The Raid did for Indonesia? Is that a completely unfair question to ask? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

It's Ong Bak. If you don't know what it is, what is wrong with you? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

In our shortest episode ever, we tear apart the man himself: Steven Seagal. Oh and there's some movie in here somewhere. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Ring in the new decade with the ultimate martial arts film. Chris Farley plays a man who screams a lot in this action comedy. Or according to Will, it's a "comedy". --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceTh...

Ring in the new decade with the hardest matchup in martial arts film history. In one corner, we have Bruce Lee's iconic film about a Chinese rebel going against Japanese oppressors and proving that he is not to be trifled with. In the other is Jet Li, pretty much doing the same thing. Which one stands the test of time best? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: htt...

Donnie Yen's final performance in the role of the character that brought him to international stardom is finally here State-side so we jumped at the chance to see it, get wasted and give our two cents. Is this the perfect finale for the series? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media her...

It's been fifteen years since Stephen Chow made this nod to the kung fu films he and the rest of us know and loved. And also fifteen years since he made a comedy... --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceTh...

It's 40 years of Sammo's movie break trying to ride the high of Drunken Master. Is it magnificent or did they butcher it? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Ten years before she was a terrible mother who goes on a killing spree to rescue her daughter from some kidnappers using her cunning and martial arts in the movie Furie, Veronica Ngo was a terrible mother who goes on a killing spree to rescue her daughter from some kidnappers using her cunning and martial arts. Was Furie a soft reboot, perhaps? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive...

It's the original girls with guns action flick featuring Cynthia Rothrock, Michelle Yeoh, and a whole bunch of other people who steal the spotlight that no one cares about.  --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.c...

From the minds that brought you the masterpiece Jupiter Ascending and Speed Racer, comes a movie about the ninja in all their violent CGI glory that can only be described as looking at a wall in the dark. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFai...

Also known as Raging Thunder. Also Known as Karate Tiger 2. Also known as not having anything to do with the first movie. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

We take a departure from our normal martial arts choreography to talk about another action film with fight choreography inter-spliced with parkour, the martial art of running away. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter...

Jet Li is NOBODY'S BITCH in this Matrix inspired action flick featuring dueling Jet Lis, a full head of hair Jason Statham, and terribly dated Nu Metal. Come on and get down with the sickness. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - htt...

In this spooooky Halloween episode, we brought in our resident Power Ranger aficionado to help us compare the two nineties films. The only thing scarier than this episode is how much drinking we did. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zer...

Our first, but certainly not last, in-depth discussion of ninja movies with the most ninja movie in the title. After 10 whole years, we can talk about Scott Adkin's first starring role as the title ninja which begs the question: is there anything that this movie does right that the second doesn't do better? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon....

Alright you jive turkeys, it's the ten year anniversary of the original Superbad, before it was renamed Black Dynamite. Join us as Will nerds out on this hilarious blaxploitation parody featuring the main man himself, Michael Jai White. Can you dig? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social medi...

Like a leaf stem to the neck, this action flick starring Sammo Hung, Yuen Baio and a whole ensemble cast of veteran Hong Kong actors appear in this war epic combining The Deer Hunter with hand-to-hand combat. So it's obviously better. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will -...

Celebrating a whopping 45 years, join us as we talk about one of Angela Mao 's relatively lesser known kung fu flick combining the best of modern and traditional martial arts cinema in the same way as putting Skittles and M&Ms in the same bowl. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media...

We finally talk about the iconic martial arts movie that really brought the blend of comedy and action we come to expect from the legendary Chris Tucker. Oh and there's some Chinese guy in there or something. Do you understand the words that are coming out of our mouths? --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also fo...

In this very drunken episode, we celebrate a whole 30 years of this martial arts movie classic featuring all of Jean Claude Van Damme's  hallmarks: splits, kicks, split kicks, and boxing with kicks. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail...

You may have seen clips from this relatively obscure Cynthia Rothrock and Andy Lau kung fu flick but we've finally gotten a chance to watch the whole movie. It's just like E.T. but with a lot more kickass action and a whole lot less Reeses Pieces. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media...

On this day, 26 years ago, Mark Dacascos starred in this cheesy but innocent martial arts romp and exists to this day as the only Hollywood movie to fully feature the Brazillian dance-fighting style of Capoeira. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/Fis...

It's hard to imagine that this movie with one of the most legendary end fight scenes is now turning 35 years old. It's also hard to imagine that the rest of the movie is worth not talking about. --- Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - h...