SimonsRants

First Thoughts

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Film reviews right from the parking lot of the theater!

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Power Ballad 07.06.2026 30:24

Nick Jonas may be the best??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https...

Backrooms 31.05.2026 36:06

Take me back! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagr...

Pressure (2026) 31.05.2026 32:33

SAY HIS NAME RIGHT Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.inst...

The Mandalorian and Grogu 26.05.2026 54:35

Star Wars is BACK! ... Should it be? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagr...

Passenger (2026) 26.05.2026 40:51

You only miss the sun when it starts to snow... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device...

Obsession (2026) 17.05.2026 32:08

TikTok strikes again! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www...

Mortal Kombat II (2026) 10.05.2026 29:49

Did they watch my review??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https...

Hokum (2026) 03.05.2026 23:09

Just your average day in Ireland... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagra...

Animal Farm (2026) 03.05.2026 22:34

THIS ANIMAL FARM IS A SERKIS!!1! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram:...

Michael (2026) 30.04.2026 28:51

When is Jackson being released??? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram:...

The Drama (2026) 05.04.2026 52:36

Oh shoot! An A24 film from the writer/director of Dream Scenario starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson!? Count me in! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://w...

Undertone 27.03.2026 51:41

The scariest podcast episode you'll ever listen to!!! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_...

Project Hail Mary 21.03.2026 40:42

Ryan Gosling meets an alien in space - what more do you need?? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&am...

THE BRIDE! 08.03.2026 1:13:45

Will Christian Bale ever make a good movie again? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device...

Pillion 02.03.2026 50:28

Doms and Subs? Domino's doesn't even sell sub sandwiches! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sende...

Psycho Killer (2026) 23.02.2026 42:07

Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (idk, that's how the wrote it in the lyrics) Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_web...

How to Make a Killing (2026) 21.02.2026 46:28

Starring Margot Qualley!!1! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https...

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die 18.02.2026 25:53

First time? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.c...

"Wuthering Heights" (2026) 16.02.2026 28:58

Good lord... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagra...

Send Help 10.02.2026 25:46

RAIMI, HELP US!!! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.ins...

Markiplier's IRON LUNG (2026) 07.02.2026 34:44

Another YouTuber taking a stab at filmmaking - does it go any better this time? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is...

The Testament of Ann Lee 24.01.2026 16:36

Jesus Christ, what a movie Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https:...

Mercy (2026) 24.01.2026 46:32

SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE ME TO WRITE YOUR MOVIES FOR YOU INSTEAD OF THESE IDIOTS Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_fro...

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 16.01.2026 27:41

Get ready to worship! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www...

Dead Man's Wire 16.01.2026 29:40

Left out to dry or left for dead? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram:...