SimonsRants

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Film reviews right from the parking lot of the theater!

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Markiplier's IRON LUNG (2026) 07.02.2026 34:44

Another YouTuber taking a stab at filmmaking - does it go any better this time? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is...

The Testament of Ann Lee 24.01.2026 16:36

Jesus Christ, what a movie Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https:...

Mercy (2026) 24.01.2026 46:32

SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE ME TO WRITE YOUR MOVIES FOR YOU INSTEAD OF THESE IDIOTS Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_fro...

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 16.01.2026 27:41

Get ready to worship! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www...

Dead Man's Wire 16.01.2026 29:40

Left out to dry or left for dead? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram:...

PRIMATE 10.01.2026 38:28

Old Yeller is a lot darker than I remembered... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device...

No Other Choice 10.01.2026 26:53

Ah, Korean nihilism! My favorite! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: h...

Every Movie I Saw in 2025 RANKED 06.01.2026 2:43:34

Wooh boy! 2025 was a long year with a LOT of movies! For some reason I decided to torture myself by ranking each and every one of them! Enjoy! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id175...

2025 Movie Catch Up 03.01.2026 2:13:04

We're catching up on 12 2025 movies we didn't get to see earlier this year! Which ones are your favorite? To skip ahead, go to a timestamp below: Train Dreams 00:01:34 Jay Kelly 00:31:11 Wake Up Dead Man 00:52:55 The Carpenter's Son 01:11:52 Ella McCay 01:17:32 Freakier Friday 01:21:17 I'm Still Here 01:28:36 Lurker 01:33:13 Nuremberg 01:40:26 September 5 01:50:17 Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance M...

Song Sung Blue 01.01.2026 15:42

A dude playing a dude, dressed up as another dude! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_devic...

Is This Thing On? 30.12.2025 31:11

Is this a return to form for Bradley Cooper!? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=p...

Sentimental Value 30.12.2025 16:43

It was a little bit of a bait and switch... but I'm not mad! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&...

Marty Supreme 27.12.2025 21:49

Two for one Safdies! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www....

Anaconda (2025) 25.12.2025 30:40

You got buns, hon? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.in...

Avatar: Fire and Ash 19.12.2025 26:56

Is the new Avatar cool blue or does it go up in flames? I don't know man, you try and come up with these... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok....

The Housemaid 19.12.2025 39:34

I'd rather be under house arrest... Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagra...

Hamnet 05.12.2025 28:38

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_de...

Five Night's at Freddy's 2 05.12.2025 30:19

2 Freddy 2 Furious! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@firstthoughtsmoviereviews Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.i...

Eternity (2025) 28.11.2025 48:11

Where would you choose to go? Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Zootopia 2 28.11.2025 29:40

Back at it again with the zoo crew! Merch: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/simonsrants Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2xgtsjo068kcf7vHydEdvA?si=385b87387fae4148 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast/first-thoughts/id1753651475 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@firstthoughtspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/firstthoughtspodcast/

Wicked: For Good 22.11.2025 34:23

Was it good though? Was it really?

Rental Family 22.11.2025 26:56

A WHALE of a time?

Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein 15.11.2025 56:50

MILK!!!!!!!

The Running Man (2025) 15.11.2025 41:25

You can run but you can't hide...

Osgood Perkin's Keeper 15.11.2025 39:09

She's a KEEPER!!! :D You get it??? KEEPER!?!?!