First Seven Inch Club (AKA Border Boss)

We come in two weeks late with a christmas episode talking about some stuff you've probably already forgotten like Yoda memes and christmas carols. Luckily we fill such timeless holes as Alkaline trio, Bastard noise, Trail of Dead and Christian Death. Happy holidays, stupid!

Just in time for Thanksgiving we almost completely fail to talk about Thanksgiving but we do discuss Bang, Reign, Legendary fast food items that deliver, legendary fast food items that fall short, and fill our holes with Midnight Oil, Television, AFI and Type O Negative.

We quickly become experts on the entire width and breadth of fast food and junk food based board games before listening to all the scum rock you can handle - Vampire Weekend, System of a Down, Exodus and Guns 'n F'n Roses.

We freeform it on some space shit and some cooking shit and discuss tabletop RPG's from Wendy's before filling our holes with Vision of Disorder, Trouble, Blind Guardian and U2.

NYC Water, SWATting, financially supporting witchcraft as protection, best fast food promotional campaigns, and the soundly filled holes of Comeback Kid, Iron Age, Magnetic Fields and Insane Clown Po - NO WAIT DON'T GO... COME ON... COME BACK DUDE, COME ON...

We uncover the fake alcohol conspiracy, Wendy's wide-boy breakfast take 7, the toasted cheddar chalupa, fantasize about other casual food tropes taco bell could mutate, and fill such holes as The Selecter, Glassjaw, Primus and Wu-Tang Clan.

Mostly we talk about the British Three's Company antecedent Man About The House but we also discuss chicken and un-chicken. Strap in for the filling of Guided by Voices' holes... and Lucero's holes... and Meshuggah's holes... AND THE WHO'S HOLES.

We taste the very soul of Impossible Whoppers, explore potential attacks with Hennessey, think about KFC tacos and buffets, and marvel at Randy Santel's buff bod IN PERSON, all while filling such holes as Fear, ZZ Top, DJ Shadow and Corrosion of Conformity.

I expected to talk about Taco Chronicles but Mike unexpectedly explains Murder She Wrote which reminds me of some deadly food habits. We fill our holes with Iggy & the Stooges "Raw Power", Endpoint "Catharsis", Frank Zappa "Joe's Garage" and Grateful Dead "American Beauty". What will happen??

The team discusses BANG, Phrosties, Boutique snack delivery, the ancient chuck e cheese pizza conspiracy, and fill the holes of The Germs, The Dwarves, The Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, and The Doobie The Brothers. Thank you for your support.

We explore the movie Ideal Home, the great Tortilla shortage of 2019, the deeply personal Mr. Subb blog and fill the holes of Chance the Rapper, Ceremony, Kate Bush and Dream theater.

We put aside most actual relevant chat to talk about our private passion for Denpa Shonen Nasubi. We fill the holes of Jesus Lizard, Leatherface, Nilsson and Jethro Tull. Crack one of those freedom mountain dews and join us.

This week we imagine what it's like to play Soda Drinker Pro, get serious about GrubHub, and fill the holes of 13th Floor Elevators, Blitz, Rudimentary peni and MORE STEELY DAN.

This week we celebrate one full year of Mole Regrets and also think about the cola wars before embarking on the journey of reviewing 40-50 year old albums from Operation Ivy, Children of Bodom, Aerosmith and Shelter

We discuss broke kid lunch, onion maggots, the worst star war, and bold crimes then fill 4 soundtrack holes with Empire Records, Judgement Night, Jackie Brown and Space Jam.

I am... utterly... alone... so I am gonna talk to you about Steely Dan for like a half hour.

We both eat that loaded nacho taco just in time for the return of CIGARETTE NEWS. We fill the holes of Ween, Swans, Cold as Life and Dillinger Four while admiring ice cream eating bears of many styles.

We discuss deep craft beer feelings, the "worst reviewed" youtube trend, and FILL THE HOLES of My Chemical Romance, Goblin, Tragedy and Winger.

Border Boss & Friends concepts are now unified into a single biweekly product - We discuss the evolving world of criminal activity in Taco Bells then launch into All Holes Filled covering Sonic Youth, Have Heart, Flipper and Big Black. See you in 2 weeks MAYBE.

The team swings for the fences this week with deep evaluation major works by Nation of Ulysses, Judas Priest, Dark Angel and Beyonce. Last episode before our biweekly transformation.

On the last weekly standalone episode of Border Boss Classic, we discuss the 5 fast food items we want before they give us the needle or the bullet or the stones.

This week we slay some real heavy duty game with Australia's own Rose Tattoo, Velvet Underground & Nico (not from Australia), Dag Nasty (also...) and Hatebreed (should have come from Australia)

Mike gets a delicious new recipe book and we rate someone else rating fries. Also some quick Maine chat. Wutup, Maine?

Second and FINAL guest episode - DrugDogs Dylan reviews Face to Face... Overseas Odai reviews Sticky Fingaz... Burning Spirit Drew reviews Madball... and Thunder Stick Aaron reviews Testament... Bonus nested Taco Bell Chat!!

This episode we come to an accord about the greatest fictional fast food situations in all of western and non-western civilization, so basically all of civilization.