Finish It!

This week, Chris traps a girl in the year 2000 (plus about 4 billion years), and Matt completely blows it. Like, it will actually make you mad. Witness his shameful display IF YOU DARE! Also, the guys pay tribute to Edward Packard (while they still have it in them), the entire concept of Interactive Fiction Or is abandoned in favor of Literal Translations of Pokemon Names, Yules run hot, sad pizza...

It happened. Also, Chris’ fandom is tested in a game of Interactive Fiction or Song by Less Than Jake, the guys get statistical with a [beta] Data Dump, Matt learns some thrilling Cave Facts, and WE BLOW IT. We blow it in the future with the tiny tannys and goddammit. This is the beginning of the end, dear friends. Buckle up. There is going to be crying. https://archive.org/download/FinishIt018Fin...

Chris goes for it! Embarrassed by Matt’s deeply disappointing Lincoln adventures, Yule the Younger decides to do his very own Live Read. But will it blow up in his face? Yes! It does! Also, the guys play Interactive Fiction or Episode of the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Series, Matt reads aloud from another thrilling Top 10 list, Nick Tyler finally gets his own theme song, and Reckstody i...

I bet you thought Matt gave up on finding Lincoln, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?! Well, he didn’t! Also, Chris takes one for the team as he bears down and faces the one decision no uncle should ever ask of his nephew. But that’s not all! The guys play Interactive Fiction or Thing Matt Discovered in No Man’s Sky, math in Scotland is advanced a thousand years, Benjamin Franklin turns out to be a vampire,...

Buckle up, friendos. This week, in celebration of our big 15th ep, Matt calls his ending and does a LIVE READ in search of Abraham Lincoln! Will he succeed? Meanwhile, Chris stumbles into a cave but it’s NOT WHAT YOU THINK. Also, Matt thoroughly rocks a game of Interactive Fiction or Emotion Chris Feels While Reading The Cave of Time, the guys learn the two requirements for a perfect society, and...

This week, Chris learns that it’s good for boys to wander off with strange old men, and Matt ends up in Snake Cavern YES I KNOW IT’S SNAKE CANYON AND NOT CAVERN BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT THEY WROTE CAVERN FOR SOME REASON LIKE HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS? Also, Chris quaffles his way through a game of Interactive Fiction or Harry Potter Fan Fiction, Sgt. Slaughter is remembered fondly, and the guys have s...

Happy July 17th everyone! This week, Chris adventures to the far-flung, disturbingly bicycle-path-centric year of 2022 (with an all-new traveling companion) Matt marks a moment of character growth, and we reveal our official show emoji! Also, get your seven-seventeen on with a bunch of fresh, social media-ready hot trax celebrating the very best holidays of the day; play along with Interactive Fic...

This week, Chris basically travels Earth’s entire timeline, Matt spends no time and also all of time with a flautist, and Uncle Howard blasts a white-hot zinger up our collective wow-hole. Also, celebrate the Fourth of July a week late with this week’s all-American quiz, Interactive Fiction or Bruce Springsteen song; hear all about Matt’s new chihuahua and his awkward Flop; and take cover so your...

This week Matt returns to Scotland but srsly not to Quest Out, and Chris turns his back on the Great Wall in order to become Boy Island. Also, TRY to enjoy a new segment where Matt basically reads a list! FRY your mind listening to a brainsmashing edition of Interactive Fiction or Video Game Made By Sierra Entertainment! SATISFY your need for absolute historical accuracy as we discuss turnipsmithi...

To celebrate big ol’ episode number 10, Matt and Chris welcome their very first guest! You know him from Honest Trailers, Hyper RPG’s Pencils and Parsecs , Screen Junkies News , Movie Fights and so much more – it’s the delectable Joe Starr ! Joe joins the guys to take an adventure of his own. That’s right! Having a guest means Chris and Matt get to be lazy! Will Joe choose an all new tale to call...

Matt goes questin’ for monsters, Chris gets one heck of a trophy and the longest adventure yet, and fan theories are confirmed left and right. Plus we play a truly unruly game of Interactive Fiction or adventure movie from the 1940s. Watch for falling fun. https://archive.org/download/009FinishItFINUL/009%20Finish%20It%20FINUL.mp3 Listen on Apple Podcasts Befriend Us On Twitter Original illustrati...

This week, Matt hides from a cloud and Chris learns a tough lesson about boys and jungles and snakes. Also, you won’t want to miss the premiere of “The Review Corner,” a new segment that hopes to discover what a single, anonymous person on Amazon thinks of The Cave of Time. Have yourself a poof! #BeanbagTime And Chris gets quizzed! Listen as he takes on the mindbending “Interactive Fiction or IMAX...

This week, Chris learns where cave people come from (it’s not where you’re thinking. And it doesn’t matter where you’re thinking. It’s not from there. You seriously are not thinking of it.) Also, Matt discovers a soul-crushing truth about the world we live in, so yay for that. BUT IS THERE A QUIZ? Geez yes, relax. The guys have SUCH a time playing a rousing round of “Interactive Fiction or Episode...

This week, Matt accidentally REventures to castle-times before committing to a life of soapmaking, and Chris entrusts his choicemaking to someone with less than 4 years of on-the-job, decision-making experience. Risky! BONUS: The guys play a thrilling round of “Interactive Fiction or William Shatner Vehicle,” so, you know. You don’t want to miss that. https://ia803105.us.archive.org/8/items/006FIn...

Join us as we celebrate big number FIVE with a supersized, extra huge episode! This week, Chris chases down his dream of hoppin’ a wooly, and Matt doodles himself into a lucrative career as a cave boy. Also, don’t miss the fun as the guys play a hot, hot round of “Interactive Fiction or Episode of Young Indiana Jones Chronicles,” and Matt reveals a deep dark secret about himself that EVEN HIS OWN...

Another week means two brand new, mind-melting adventures… OR DOES IT? This week, Matt parties with Birchstreet Boy Nick Tyler. Also, the book breaks Chris! Sad! https://ia600105.us.archive.org/31/items/004FinishItFINAL/004%20Finish%20ItFINAL.mp3 Listen on Apple Podcasts Destroy Us On Twitter Original illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Matt goes very far through time, and then back just a little bit. Meanwhile, Chris basically beats the book. Is there anything left for the brothers to discover? Find out for yourself! https://archive.org/download/003FinishItFINAL/003%20Finish%20It%20FINAL.mp3   Listen on Apple Podcasts Destroy Us On Twitter Original illustrations by Paul Granger.

This week, Chris falls in a pond, and so does Matt. Actually, a lot of the same stuff happens to both of them. Oh no! Could it be? Have they had identical adventures already? There’s only one way to find out! https://archive.org/download/002FinishItFINAL/002%20Finish%20It%20FINAL.mp3   Listen on Apple Podcasts Destroy Us On Twitter Original illustrations by Paul Granger.

Welcome to Finish It! Join Matt and Chris Yule as they slowly drive themselves insane experiencing 100% of their very first Interactive Fiction book, THE CAVE OF TIME. This week, Matt gets a bowl of soup, Chris “meets” the famous Professor Frisbee, and other amazingly adventurous things occur. https://archive.org/download/001FinishItD3TRUNCATED/001%20Finish%20It%20d3%20TRUNCATED.mp3 Listen on Appl...