Films & Filth

Everyone loves this one, right? It’s like a Platonic solid of a movie. Luke and Matt needed some heavy artillery to do this one justice, so we are joined by Dave Turner of “The Computer Game Show” and “Star Call's” podcasts. Geek love is thrown at the flick, uncomfortable questions about yo’ momma are asked,and we try to flux capacitate our brains into the weird mechanics of time travel. David Tur...

Achtung! Das ist nicht ein Deutsches podcast! Wir sind nicht Deutsch sprechen auf Spider Man 2. Mattias und Lukas sind bose Deutsch sprechen. Please do like, subscribe, and rate on all the things like Facebook, Twitter, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. Wherever you happen to be hearing us, really. Luke talks to you about true PokeLove at Luke Loves Pokemon: https://twitter.com/lukelovespkmn And Matt’s...

Matt and Luke take on this monster of a flick from atop a rugged Japanese mountaintop. Be warned, the original is not one of the fun Godzilla flicks, but it happens to be the legitimately great one. You may have not even seen this as the original cut went unavailable in the west until 2014 or so. Please do like, subscribe, and rate on all the things like Facebook, Twitter, Apple Podcasts, and YouT...

It’s like the color, maaannn. And the space. And crazy Nic Cage having a go with Lovecraftian sci-fi horror. The movie pretty much came out of nowhere, but Matt and Luke find it a great jumping of point to talk about the weirds. Please do like, subscribe, and rate on all the things like Facebook, Twitter, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. Wherever you happen to be hearing us, really. Luke talks to you...

Is he mad because he’s angry?…. crazy? Probably because he’s both? But hey, Matt and Luke are here to compare this film about a slow apocalypse in progress with your current experience living a slow apocalypse in progress. One thing this film definitely has is top notch vehicular action, Mel Gibson when he still had charm, and the creepiest villain this side of, uh, modern Mel Gibson. Please do li...

Bruce Dern pulls off the greatest social distancing, self-isolating hat trick ever as he murders his crewmates on the cargo ship Valley Forge, and heads off into deep space with only a couple of cute drones for company. Oh yeah, and the last vestiges of nature as the Valley Forge had been commanded to destroy its biodomes and return home (hence the murdering). How will Luke and Matt take on this p...

We is getting ballz deep in these Dragonballz!! Should I have used those Z's? You'll find that our view is that a few rectified mistakes might have made this a charming film, but those few mistakes made a lot of poopy in the bed. Ending April Ain't Sh!t with this very questionable film. Please do like, subscribe, and rate on all the things like Facebook, Twitter, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. Where...

Maybe this bit of Monkey Magic isn't so much bad, but horribly misguided. It's like a puzzle where none of the pieces fit together, but a few of them are still quite pretty on their own. Is it enough to finally make monkeys out of Matt and Luke? Please do like, subscribe, and rate on all the things like Facebook, Twitter, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. Wherever you happen to be hearing us, really. L...

Taking a break from our bad movie month to do a really good movie - with really good guests. The sci-fi geek who would besmirch the name of Khan is a rare breed indeed, and none of the four fellers in this discussion would dream of doing that. John Champion and Normal Lao join us from "Mission Log: A Star Trek Roddenberry Podcast" to get under the hood of this sci-fi classic with us and do Shatner...

Are you to live free, or not? Matt doesn't like this reference heavy dystopian fantasy. Luke sees the bet, raises, and profanely rages against this movie with his fist in the air. Now, this month is April Ain't Sh!t. - movies at least one of us actively dislikes. We didn't know that this one about lost people in a crumbling world - escaping into the digital - would end up being quite this relevant...

This week, our latex-rubber nipple firm up for a discussion about Joel Schumacher's magnum opus. Matt is still pissed about his opening night impressions, while Luke is blinded by the Schwartz. But it's all in good gay fun. Why not have a gay time with straight men who like to wear pink? Please do like, subscribe, and rate on all the things like Facebook, Twitter, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. Wher...

Matt and Luke, joined by Andrew Shearer from GOnZoRiFFiC, bop this train wreck of a film over the head with a shovel, toss it in the boot of a ‘79 Oldsmobile named “Bitch,” and sink it in the cold waters of Lake Erie. Or do they? Please do like, subscribe, and rate on all the things like Facebook, Twitter, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. Wherever you happen to be hearing us, really. GOnZoRiFFiC actua...

Did “Star Trek: Picard” land with our intrepid podcasters? Listen and find out. We take a deep dive into this synthetic future and Matt romantically serenades Luke, and you, dear listener, with the Picard theme on a cello Matt doesn’t actually own. Please do subscribe, rate, review and all of that here, or on your podcatcher, or on YouTube. Then let Luke Poke Man you at Luke Loves Pokemon: https:/...

Guillermo del Toro's 2012 film shows us a 2020 where the world must unite to fight monsters. Idris Elba plays a supporting role. So pop open a Corona Beer, sit back, and see if Matt and Luke can find any way to relate this fantastical film with the real 2020. Do like us here, subscribe and all that. We are also on Facebook, Twitter, Apple Podcasts, other podcasts, and all those sorts of things. Lu...

This indie flick takes an unflinching look at some dark, mature subject matter. Matt and Luke aren't really qualified for that, so we mostly prattle on about space dildos and Robert Pattinson's career choices. Do subscribe, like, and all of that. We're on Facebook and Twitter and searching "Matt Luke Sci-Fi" should get you where you need to go. Add "Sanctuary" if you're confused. This episode's mu...

The existential dread of “Star Trek: Picard” meets the warm fuzzies of TNG. How does that all work out? You most likely have your own answer to that question, but feel free to listen to us and hear the Sci-Fi Sanctuary take on that issue. We stopped even trying to weed out our own colorful metaphors talking about it, because “Star Trek: Picard” certainly doesn’t bother. I may sound a little cheeky...

You can't really have a Sci-Fi Sanctuary if you're not gonna invite Morpheus into it. We may not take the red pills in said Sanctuary, though. Yet, in light of this movie, Matt goes headfirst into the Gnosticism, while Luke serenades you with excerpts from the Matrix/Pokemon fan-fic he wrote when he was twelve. Said fan-fic is here: https://catfish.it.cx/trsrockin/trsrockin.com/pokematrix.html Thi...

Doctor Who mania quickly stoked this feature film, now on the big screen in colour and starring classic actor Peter Cushing as a man named, uh, Dr. Who. What could go wrong? What could go right? Regardless of what your opinion of this film is, a lot of things did go wrong in the recording of this episode of Matt and Luke's Sci-Fi Sanctuary. We had a Whovian expert as a guest, but he ended up inaud...

Getting onto the next few episodes of Picard. How do Luke and Matt feel about unnecessary eye surgery and MK Ultra triggering. Have a listen and find out. Then search us out and spread the love at Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/415874449046073/ Or the Twitter: https://twitter.com/mlsfspod?lang=en

This one is still a bit of a thing in the UK, and it's certainly a bit of a cult classic in the US. Matt and Luke take a bite into this eight course cheese dinner and try to Queen as hard as we can. Spoiler - we may not be very good at it. Have a subscribe and a share, and find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/415874449046073/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/mlsfspod?lang=en

A little more of that Picard you dig so much. Episodes 3 and 4 may move at a relaxed pace, but we've got plenty to say about the philosophy behind the show. If you dig the cello interlude, you can find it here because Matt recorded exclusively it for this podcast after hearing it in Picard's holo-study. Where are we, mo-fos? Try- Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/415874449046073/?epa=SEARC...

It's one of those sci-fi chestnuts we've just got to address. It may be serious, but don't call it Shirley. We get into the whitest crew ever to grace the cosmos, the electronic tonalities, and the Shakespeare interpretation inhabiting here. Like, subscribe, and all of that. The audio version is on places like Apple Podcasts. You'll find our Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/415874449...

In this very special episode, Luke teaches Matt to pronounce both "Jason Statham" and "zeitgeist," as Matt keeps mumbling the former and deranges the latter We also cover this spinoff of the Fast & Furious series, which has a transhumanist bent that was enough for us to call it sci-fi. This is basically Matt's first F&F movie, but Luke has had the run of all of them as we consider it's pla...

This pansexual, fabulous, candy-coated sci-fi romp could have only happened at the time that it did. The Willis and Chris Tucker are in their prime, and Milla Jovovich definitely makes herself known. Gary Oldman's worth seeing as well, but he hates this movie, so whatever. We've opened up a portal to the 90's, declined Chris Tucker's credit card, and given Milla's '94 singer-songwriter album a spi...

How many podcasts are going on about Picard? Probably quite a few. Still, here’s our fun-sized take on the first two episodes of the series. That’s only like 20% of the candy bar - and that’s all we’ve seen of this.