Film School Janitors Review Films

A couple of Film School Janitors went to see TRON: ARES (actually three did, but one didn't make it to lunch), and they discuss everything they possibly can about this third film, as well as TRON and TRON: LEGACY. And getting old. They definitely talk about getting old...

This is the third movie on this BUCKET LIST about ESCAPE ROOM movies, but it's the second one entitled ESCAPE ROOM. The Film School Janitors discuss this supernatural version featuring Skeet Ulrich and Sean Young. Stay tuned for two more!

A couple of the Film School Janitors decide to play catch up on THE CONJURING UNIVERSE, and where else would they start other than with THE CONJURING! Does it hold up? Was it obvious what this franchise would become? Listen to hear their thoughts.

Welcome to the second entry of the BUCKET LIST! This time it's the ESCAPE ROOM film made in 2017, and it actually takes place in the most realistic portrayal of an escape room. Well, one where people can die. Only three more to go!

The Film School Janitors actually went to the theater to watch Paul Thomas Anderson's tenth film, ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. At night. It's almost three hours long and they managed to stay awake. Did they have trouble staying awake because of the movie, or because of their age? Listen to this review to find out!

A couple of Film School Janitors visited their local theater to see THE LONG WALK, and should you take that same journey? Listen to find out!

Get ready for the first episode in the first BUCKET LIST series! The Film School Janitors pick a group of movies that have a theme and review them one by one. Then in the end, their reveal the rankings! Escape rooms became pretty popular in the mid- to late-2010s. How can you tell? Over four years, five "escape room" movies (at least) were released. First up is 2018's NO ESCAPE ROOM. Originally ai...

Well, Jay and Sean thought Rodney might not be able to watch THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984), and they were definitely wrong! Here's Rodney's thoughts on the offensive, tasteless "classic".

Talk about walking on eggshells. Well, toxic sludge covered eggshells. When THE TOXIC AVENGER was released way back in the 1900s, it was meant to be tasteless and insulting, and in that regard, it still holds up! A couple of the Film School Janitors do their best to review this infamous classic! They try their best!

If you try to look up this film on streaming services, it's listed as EAT LOCAL. It was originally released in the UK under that title, but the poster jokingly added an "s" and it caught on. So online, it's listed under EAT LOCALS. It's about vampires meeting in a countryside home, and they get trapped (somehow) by the military. Either way, it's the latest edition of JAY'S JUNK that the Film Schoo...

Some video games are based on movie genres and some movies are based on video games. UNTIL DAWN is a horror movie based on a game that's based on horror movies, and if that sounds like a bad idea, listen to what the Film School Janitors have to say about it!

The Film School Janitors deal with a little bit of an issue while they review HOLLAND, but don't worry - they get the job done! If you don't know what HOLLAND is, or can't even begin to fathom the issue they face, you might need to take a listen!

This is one of biggest breakdowns in Film School Janitors history, so be warned - this film will be spoiled! The Janitors delve deep into WEAPONS, director Zach Cregger's follow-up to BARBARIAN (which the Film School Janitors also reviewed). Listen if you've already seen it, or if you don't mind spoilers!

With the first film taking everyone by surprise, it was inevitable that there would be a NOBODY 2. The Film School Janitors discuss whether that was a good idea or not.

The Film School Janitors aren't slouches when it comes to watching the biggest Netflix releases (counting this one, they have reviewed nine of the top ten streamed original films). Maybe not all of the Janitors watched KPOP DEMON HUNTERS, but Jay has watched it more than enough for the rest of them (Sean also saw it). This is their review, as if you even cared!

Well, THE SANDMAN season two has come and gone. Another three years between seasons. The Film School Janitors have barely keep up with certain shows because of the distant gaps between seasons, and this one mostly squeaked by, but was it worth the wait? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors finally got around to watching THEY CLONED TYRONE on Netflix, and they have thoughts! To explain anything here would spoil the film, so whether you've seen it or not (and we do recommend checking it out before pressing play here, but you do you!), take a listen! BONUS: Hear Rodney get frantic about watching a certain Christmas film that recently was reviewed!

Hey, one man's trash is another's treasure, and sometimes coal can be a present! The Film School Janitors watched JINGLE ALL THE WAY (one of them for the first time) and this is what they had to say about it!

Netflix's Happy Gilmore 2 by Film School Janitors

Consider this a warning! The Film School Janitors watched WAR OF THE WORLDS on Amazon Prime and this is more alarming than the original Orson Wells radio show!

How does the world wok anymore? How do streaming services survive? How is HEADS OF STATE a movie and what do the Film School Janitors think about it? Listen to find out!

It's been five years since the original film, and to immortals that's the blink of an eye. But for us mere mortals, is it worth the wait for THE OLD GUARD 2 on Netflix? They've added Uma Thurman to the cast, so one would think seeing her battle Charlize Theron might make it worth it. You know, KILL BILL vs. ATOMIC BLONDE? A good ol' round of Theron vs. Thurman? The Film School Janitors break it al...

The Film School Janitors try to keep one of their own awake long enough to review THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS! Is that a sign about the movie, or because the Janitors had a long day of recording? Listen to find out, as well as how this newest iteration of Marvel's First Family (and a new CGI baby) stacks up against the rest. Enjoy!

Another round of LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS and another review by your beloved Film School Janitors! How does VOLUME 4 of the anthology series fare, and does it stand up to previous seasons? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors watched IRONHEART and they go over the highs and lows of the miniseries (it's not a first season because it appears there will be no second). A fan-favorite character finally arrives, but is it too little too late? Bonus! Stick to the end because this one really gets lost in the bushes...