Film School Janitors Review Films

Well that was quick! Our lovely MS. MARVEL went from possibly having answers about her powers, including some mentors, to having some enemies, and it all happens at her brother's wedding! What do the Film School Janitors think about the new MCU hero so far? Listen to find out!

This is it! The series (season?) finale of OBI-WAN KENOBI! Did it justify its own existence (which is what every piece of art must do, of course)? Listen to hear what the Film School Janitors think about the (not) final battle between Obi-Wan and "Darth"! Plus, what do you think about the (over) use of parentheses in these write-ups? BONUS: Did Yoda move to Dagobah to avoid paying Yaddle child sup...

This is the episode everyone was waiting for! (Of THE BOYS, but maybe also of the Film School Janitors...) The Janitors discuss the events of "Herogasm" and whether it lived up to the infamous hype. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: ADAPTATION What's better than one Nic Cage in a movie? Two Nic Cages in a movie! This film follows the struggle of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman trying to adapt an unadaptable book into in a film...

There was some internal debate about whether the Film School Janitors should review MS. MARVEL or not, but ultimately, it's still a Marvel show! Do they go off the rails discussing a superhero show primarily aimed at the younger generation of fans? Of course!

It's the penultimate episode of the only (first?) season of OBI-WAN KENOBI and what do the Film School Janitors think about it, the season altogether, and what will happen in the last episode? (SPOILER: They think Luke will grow up thinking Old Ben Kenobi is some desert hermit!)

The Film School Janitors watched the fifth episode of THE BOYS, in which a real-life celebrity makes a fool of himself on a webcam and a musical dance number takes place in a hospital. Is it the craziest episode? Not by a long shot. But it's still THE BOYS.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE Based upon the classic Mickey Mouse short where he floods a room and dances with brooms, this has nothing to do with that! Well, other than the name of the film, the fa...

So this review might seemingly be coming from out of nowhere, but actually, it was suggested by the Film School Janitors' studies at NCU - Nic Cage University, While watching THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT, the main characters (including Nicolas Cage's "Nick Cage")discuss their favorite films. They name two: PADDINGTON 2 and THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI. This is the Janitors review of the...

So this review might seemingly be coming from out of nowhere, but actually, it was suggested by the Film School Janitors' studies at NCU - Nic Cage University, While watching THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT, emphasis on "bear," the main characters (including Nicolas Cage's "Nick Cage")discuss their favorite films. They name two: PADDINGTON 2 and THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI. This is the Jan...

The Film School Janitors continue along for the OBI-WAN KENOBI ride, and here we are at episode 4 (not that Episode IV... or is it?) Homages abound in this... second... rescue... mission, and is the endgame (not that Endgame) in sight? Check out what the Janitors had to say about all that!

Well, Amazon went on right ahead and delivered the first three episodes in one dump, and the Film School Janitors didn't have the time to get to those before the fourth episode arrived, but here's the first half of the season 3 review for THE BOYS, and also one of the longest run-on sentences ever!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: LOOKING GLASS Is it a clever take on "Alice in Wonderland"? Hardly! Is it a rip-off of "Bad TImes at the El Royale"? No, they came out the same year! Is it any good? Listen to find out what the...

Should Netflix have released their flagship show STRANGER THINGS on a weekly basis to keep the conversation about the going longer? Well, it would have helped the Film School Janitors make a shorter review! Instead, Big Red N split the season in two, so this is the Janitors first part of the fourth season breakdown!

"How does a guy mansplain what water in the ground is called?" "A well, actually..." Join the Film School Janitors as they review A24's latest film: MEN! What is MEN, you may be asking? Well, actually it's Alex Garland's follow up to ANNIHILATION and EX MACHINA, and it's a folk horror film about a woman alone, grieving, in a small English village. Listen to find out more!

It's not really Episode III, but it is Part III! The Film School Janitors review for the latest installment of OBI-WAN KENOBI drags us across the galaxy to a less sandy planet, and maybe a fateful showdown (I said maybe!)... Listen to find out what they thought!

What should have been a very light and breezy review of CHIP 'N' DALE: RESCUE RANGERS, gets a little dark due to real-life stories. Thanks for nothing, Film School Janitors! (Also, it should be noted that I have to put both apostrophes around the letter N. Otherwise, I'd face legal repercussions from Disney's legal team...)

Netflix is back with another round of LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS, and so are the Film School Janitors! Well, the Janitors may not have any love or robots (*sad trombone noise*), but at least they're "dying" for you to listen to this review for the third volume!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT Can you believe it?! The Film School Janitors had to go the movies to see a Nicolas Cage film, in which he plays Nick Cage, and celebrates his career as m...

The Film School Janitors attempt Mach 10 into the nostalgia zone, as they revisit and visit TOP GUN and TOP GUN: MAVERICK. The sequel waited a long time to finally be released into theaters, and was it (all) the right move(s)? Or was it risky business? And did the original hold up? Or did it fall into oblivion? (That's all I feel like trying today, and saying "trying" sounds like I put work into i...

If you had five guesses what OBI-WAN KENOBI's series was going to be about, would you have guessed it? If you've managed to avoid any spoilers or details about the show, the Film School Janitors have plenty of spoilers and details to add, so take a listen to their review of the first two episodes.

The Film School Janitors get hyped about the new LEGO version of Optimus Prime! And then they also have problems recalling other Transformers' names...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE How does this sequel, helmed by the guys that made both CRANK films and GAMER, compare to the original? No one paid attention to this film because they were busy...

The Film School Janitors are pulling another double with the release of the remake of FIRESTARTER! They watched the classic(?) Stephen King adaptation from 1984 and the recent Blumhouse version, and they compare notes! BONUS! IQ tests are taken by the Janitors, so expect to hear three specific numbers always referenced until the end of time!

The last episode of HALO happened (for the season at least), and the Film School Janitors took a day off of work to watch it multiple times (well, twice for some of them). Why isn't everybody else talking about this show? Is this description maybe a little bit sarcastic? Listen to find out what the Janitors really thought...