Film School Janitors Review Films

They might have missed it while it was in theaters, but the Film School Janitors watched MERCY on Amazon Prime, and what do they think about this latest "screenlife" movie? Did they feel tied to a chair like Chris Pratt was for almost the entire movie?! Listen to find out!

To some, this one's a classic. For one Film School Janitors, it was the first time watching it! THE CABIN IN THE WOODS was co-written by PROJECT HAIL MARY screenwriter, Drew Goddard. See how an earlier film shows his style as the Janitors review TCITW without having yet seen PHM. Chris Hemsworth also happened to film this before THOR, but this came out after. Fun!

The final season of THE BOYS is about to drop, so here's the breakdown of season 2 of its spinoff, GEN V, courtesy of the Film School Janitors!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! The next assignment: THE CARPENTER'S SON (2025) In it, Nic Cage plays Joseph and how he travels with and protects Jesus from temptation. FKA Twigs plays Mary. It's weird. And the Janitors nail it down! Er... probably a...

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are back, and should this be considered a classic? If you've been yearning for the co-stars of GREMLINS (no, not GIZMO and STRIPE) to re-unite and make a "raunchy" 90's comedy, then look no further than ROUND TRIP TO HEAVEN! It's got everything: bumbling cops, a beauty pageant, a Bozo-the-clown clone, Bowser from ONE DAY AT A TIME... The Custodians got it covered!

The Elementary Film School Janitors watched PROJECT HAIL MARY! Did you? This review is lava, and it's amaze amaze amaze!

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are back, and this one is a challenge! Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson finally team-up in DIE MY LOVE, by director Lynne Ramsay. If you don't know Lynne Ramsay, she also directed WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN and YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HERE (and RATCATCHER and MOVERN CALLAR, but you may have only heard of the first two). Anyway... listen or don't. Watch it or don'...

For some reason, the Film School Janitors decided to watch all things TOXIC AVENGER, and this is them finally on the other side of completing that task. After CITIZEN TOXIE: THE TOXIC AVENGER IV, they only have the kids' cartoon (?!) and the remake to go! Thank TROMA!

Netflix is back with another "original" feature, and the Film School Janitors are their to clean up their mess! This time it's a little sci-fi actioner called WAR MACHINE. (It has nothing to do with the MCU.) It's basically military porn with a killer robot. Check it out or don't - just make sure you listen to this review!

The ELEMENTARY FILM SCHOOL JANITORS are back! Well, at least two of them are for this review... What did they watch? WONDER MAN on Disney+ Did you check it out? Why don't you check out what these two think? Listen now!

The Film School Janitors are taking a break! The Cinema College Custodians had good reason to see THE HOUSEMAID! It's all laid bare in this podcast!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: GUNSLINGERS In the future years of 2085, people don't shoot guns anymore - they throw them at each in a sport called "Gunslinging"... Kidding! This is another Nic Cage western about a town of ou...

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are back at it, and this time they saw director Sam Raimi's latest, SEND HELP! No, they're not asking you to "send help" randomly at the end of a sentence - that's the movie's name, SEND HELP! Again, we're not suddenly interjecting to say, "send help"...

Here's the MOP-UP for the BUCKET LIST regarding all the films made about POPEYE, both good and bad! Wait, were there good ones?! The Film School Janitors make their final conclusions!

How do you follow up a surprise hit movie with a sequel? M3GAN 2.0 is a great example to study, and the Film School Janitors are just not the guys to do it - but they sure do try!

Here's the next entry on the BUCKET LIST of POPEYE public domain movies: POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN. How closely does this one hew to the source material? Listen to the Film School Janitors discuss it all!

Well, just like the brothers played by Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa fight in THE WRECKING CREW, sometimes the Film School Janitors fight like brothers, too. This is their battle, um, I mean, review. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are back with another entry for this BUCKET LIST of POPEYE movies! For SHIVER ME TIMBERS, they decided to add Halley's Comet's passing of Earth in 1986 as the starting point. Where it goes from there, you'll either have to listen to the podcast, watch the flick, or if you're brave - both!

Have you been waiting since DOGMA for Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to be in another movies together?! Well, since then, there were two other JAY AND SILENT BOB movies, THE LAST DUAL, and AIR... but now there's also THE RIP! This time they are cops and the mystery is are they the good guys or the bad guys? No, it's not science fiction, but it is on Netflix! What did the Film School Janitors think abo...

WE'RE BACK IN CLASS, BABY! The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This time, it's the film originally titled, "Cop Gives Waitress Million Dollar Tip"... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU! (They didn't use the exclamation point, though.) Which name is better? Who cares...

Popeye's gone public domain, so the Film School Janitors are making a BUCKET LIST of his movies! For this go, it's POPEYE'S REVENGE, a film not in the same series as the TWISTED CHILDHOOD UNIVERSE, but made by that same production company. What did the Janitors think about this version? Listen to find out!

This might be one of the longest podcast titles the Film School Janitors have ever had! They've gone ahead and yanked another film from the trash bin, and this time, it's THE TOXIC AVENGER PART III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE! Listen, you know what you're getting from this flick, and you know what you're getting from this review!

Welcome to another round of the Film School Janitors' BUCKET LIST! For this outing, they will be discussing all the films about POPEYE! Now you may be wondering how there is more than one film about our favorite cartoon sailor with an affinity for spinach, and that's because in 2025, he entered the public domain! But back in in 1980, he was still protected under copyright law, so Robin Williams pl...

The Film School Janitors are back with another Rodney's Wrecks! This time, it's the 1973 exploitation film, TERMINAL ISLAND! When California abolishes the death penalty, they set up an island where they send all the convicted murderers, and what the prisoners do once there is what this movie is all about! Decent premise, but does the flick mange to, um, kill it? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors not only review CHAINSAW MAN - THE MOVIE: REZE ARC, but also pretty much the first season of the tv show. Even if you know nothing about any of it, they pretty much got you covered. Why am I saying "pretty" so much? That's pretty weird.