Film Critters Processes

!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/hKl9WiC4C_c Sometimes, the movies are all about having fun, and what's more fun than a road-tripping video game protag buddy cop jaunt and a coke-snorting clown breakup comedy? Can you truly say you have had more fun in your life than Jim Carrey wildly gesticulating obsessiveness over a mythical blue hedgehog? Have you fulfilled yourself as wholly and...

!! SPOILERS !! Video version: https://youtu.be/CpgL6gAzJis Star Wars! Chewbacca, right? Lando, haha hell yeah Lando! Ok enough. ENOUGH. Now we must talk about the Rum Tum Tugger. I implore you to consider the Magical Mister Mistoffelees. It is absolutely imperative that you take some time in your day to spare a thought for Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat. Barroo can be found at www.twitter.com/aver...

!! SPOILERS !! Video version: https://youtu.be/uB3M_oDODjk 1 star. Who even thought of this movie. What a waste of my freakin time. I brought my children Tadler and Breerbford to see it and they did not laugh ONCE. Adam Sandler has really fallen off since Jack & Jill. Barroo can be found at www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critter...

!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/UydU2H_zuJk After eating that movie theater popcorn checking out those blockbuster hits, why don't you stop in with your microwave popcorn to listen to us chat about Doctor Sleep and Charlie's Angels (2019). Never stop eating popcorn. Popcorn is your only diet now. All food groups are now popcorn. There is no escape. Barroo can be found at http://www....

!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/VwaqV4t-bao HARK!!! Ye merry sailors, sailettes, and theylors. We saw The Lighthouse and had a proper rollick. Why the FUCK did people in the past talk like that. If I lived in the past, I would simply talk normal, and not like an idiot. Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussy...

!! SPOILERS !! [[ cw: literally this whole shit is about the debilitating effects of poverty and nobody can blame u if u don't wanna hear that shit right now ]] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/0SSPnhEaZaY What's our one word review of Parasite? Yes. What's our two word review of Parasite? Yes It'sareallygoodmovie. What's our 1 hour 36 minute conversational kneejerk reactions to the 2019 Palme D'Or...

[[ cw: yes we talk about John Lasseter ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSv4scZJIRw Our Small Soldiers special! We don't know who these movies were for but they weren't for us! With all due respect to Aubrey Plaza and Brian Tyree Henry. Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Suppor...

[[cw: discussions about pedophilia, classism, racism, poverty, disability, suicide, police violence, mass shootings, mass murder, several real life violent events....... having a normal one over here in America ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/rzssefbKSQQ We sat down to talk about a film that portrayed a really heartfelt dialogue about class solidarity, access to healthcare resour...

[[cw: discussions of family trauma, mental illness, pedophilia, nazism ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZT_UhoO_mE Jae and Barroo had the privilege to check out the extended Director's Cut of Midsommar. How was it? How does it compare to the theatrical cut? Just how many more frames of a caved in skull are there? All these questions and more answered on this episod...

[[cw: discussions of homophobic violence, racism, classism, violence against children]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/_4eIngIIJ94 We simply MUST address the clown. In this episode, we tackle the Stranger-Things-ification of big media and how that affects your neighbor's favorite million dollar intellectual property! How does a new interpretation of an old not-so-classic stand up?...

!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/ViuO6qRp7Go We went mildly off-brand to discuss something very important to us: cartoons! Join us as we take you back to the far-flung era of 90 and reminisce on getting older family members to buy you comics by "the Invader Zim guy" sight unseen. TIMECODES Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling 1:25 Invader Zim: Enter The Florpus 17:07 Barroo can be found...

!! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/jqom6yiC_kA We watched universally likable family dramedy The Farewell and middling Del Toro side project Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. "Tune in" to figure out what the hell (fuck? can you say fuck in PG13 movies?) we thought! The Farewell: 0:49 Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark: 19:27 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Ja...

[[ cw: trauma, dead parents, racism, ableism, violence, sexual violence, suicide, literally the whole entire 9 yards of rough shit ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/NH_h8yKvv4A From the far-flung mountains of Hårga, Ari Aster brings us a fanciful storybook fable about....codependency, coping mechanisms, and how you should probably look into CBT (the brain one not the sex one). Joi...

VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/KZXKAaBgpr0 Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week early + bonus content https://www.patreon.com/filmcritters This week on our (usually) Patreon-exclusive throwback film review series Film Critters Throws It Back, we were joined by comics luminary Cate Wurtz to talk shop on the lasting influence and filmmaking quality of found footage cult hit The Bl...

[[ CW: we talk about Pokémon's weird psychosexual history a lot in this episode. also, dad stuff ]] !! SPOILERS !! VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/qDYOCBbc-gI FOR THE ALGORITHM......we snacked on some junk-food movies and it turns out....they weren't very filling! :) Listen to us goss about Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Pokémon: Detective Pikachu in this two-fer episode! Barroo can be found a...

[[ CW: discussions of sexual violence, body horror ]] !! SPOILERS !! Video version: https://youtu.be/u8TYe_GzK1U Art. Is it good? Does it exist? Are these movies that? We think so. Join us for a chat about some of the more interesting film contenders to come out this year! Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch S...

[[ CW: discussions of racism, ableism, classism and trauma ]] !! SPOILERS !! Video version: https://youtu.be/rbn06RMyL5Y Sigh....hunky dad Winston Duke.... We were joined by our friend Greg to talk about the new hit horror sensation sophomore success from Jordan Peele, Us! We bicker over theories, we get Serious, and then we get not so serious. And perhaps along the way we find out....who Us reall...

[[ CW: Discussions of rape, violence, incest, drugs, queerphobia, racism, xenophobia, etc...........fuck you Noé ]] !! SPOILERS ALSO !! Video version available here: https://youtu.be/XovkP0C2m50 Today, we regret to inform you that we watched Greta and Climax. Listen in to see what we thought! Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter....

!! LOTSA SPOILERS !! Video version available here: https://youtu.be/cNK3v61_d3Y Wow! Another three-fer! Sorry if you liked any of the movies we talked a buncha crap about in this episode! We love and appreciate you! Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Support Film Critters on Patreon and get videos a week earl...

!! SPOILERS !! Video version available here: https://youtu.be/IIq-B37zORw We took a leap of faith and watched the new critical darling comic book movie du jour, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Here's us pretty much just talking about how much we liked it. Jae is at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Barroo is at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

!! SPOILERS !! Video version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEHGSh7beao We watched the new Yorgos Lanthimos movie and...god. Just. There's so much. There's so much to talk about. So we enlisted the help of our wonderful friend Mia Schwartz to help us out! CW for discussions of sexual assault, fatphobia and illnesses Mia can be found at twitter.com/mightyatom Jae can be found at twitter.com/...

!! SPOILERS !! Video version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoRysM84iqk Yes, we saw the new Marvel movie. Yes, it was better than Avengers 2. Jae is at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Barroo is at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

!! CONTAINS SPOILERS !! Video version: https://youtu.be/4pnr50KZIls This week, we watched Panos Cosmatos' MANDY, and we had so much fun that we decided we wanna talk about it! Jae is at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Barroo is at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

This week, we process about Hereditary! And this time 'process' is absolutely the right word for it. Nyx Fears' "HEREDITARY HOT TAKE" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGLDKVUJbkw Jae is at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch Barroo is at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog

A triple feature! We catch up about films we've seen in theaters recently....or, at this point, a little less recently. Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch "Ex Machina - The Control of Information" by Lessons from the Screenplay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ko9mWdqW-M