Film Critters Processes

what is a man? a miserable pile of something something whatever. yes we spend this whole episode making stupid jokes about alex garland's "Men." what else is there to do when it comes to this movie lmbo   Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ  Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch BARROO'S TWITC...

!! SPOILERS !!   i want to go to the world's fair. i want to go to the world's fair. what? oh, sorry, just doing this really cool challenge from tiktok. you're supposed to say "i want to go to the world's fair" into your webcam mic three times while watching a funny little video, and you get to go to a fair. i hear there's rides and prizes and even special guests. yeah, it sounds like a prett...

!! SPOILERS !! They've done gone and elevated horror the 70s video nasty. Watch out for crocodiles. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/IC2vrzbuSng Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !!   close your eyes. listen to the sounds. what do you hear? two assholes talking about movies? oh.   Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ  watch on https://youtu.be/uCWXZoIgdms  Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !!   the batman. cool? no. sexy? YES. smart? nope, but that's just how we like him.   Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ  watch at https://youtu.be/H-ohfOQdjbw Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch BARROO'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/barroooooo

!! SPOILERS !!   What if Alexa was fucked up?? And what if a techie girl with blue hair in Seattle had mental health problems?? Do you think Jeff Bezos has a black van he uses to disappear people who ask too many questions or is it more of a crowdsourced kind of project. Only Steven Soderbergh is brave enough to answer these questions and MORE in his latest film, Kimi! Join the discord! https...

!! SPOILERS !!  What if you went to a Texas ghost town and there was a fucked up cannibal dude living in an orphanage and you killed his mom and he got a chainsaw out of the wall and then you tried to cancel him on Twitter. Like what do you think would happen. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ   Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/M-I5dewGuUE Barroo can be found at http://www.t...

This one is actually about the actual recent sequel this time we promise. !! SPOILERS !!   The killer is (SPOILER WARNING) Ghostface, an abstract identity figure in a black hood and cloak with a jagged base and a white rubber mask resembling a ghost with a screaming expression. The movie is (SPOILER WARNING) not good. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ  watch on youtube https:/...

!! SPOILERS !!  "Do you like scary movie?" wait no that's the wrong movie. Sorry things have been just so meta lately, there's just so much regurgitation in the water. It's starting to make reality feel, unreal. Are movies even what they used to be? Are they all just clones walking around with memories of their past selves, made to act out the same stories again and again? It feels that way....

What was the worst movies we saw of 2021? What were the best movies we saw of 2021? How many of them actually even came out this year, I mean honestly, it was kind of an overall meh year for film releases but goddamn was it a good one for film watches. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twit...

!! SPOILERS !! lamb. movie. saw. barroo. jae. one. word. cinema. good. bad. bjork. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch BARROO'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/barroooooo JAE'S TWITCH: http://www.twitch.tv/jaebearhat

!! SPOILERS !!   we interrupt your broadcast to bring you this...other broadcast...about yet another broadcast....bzzzzzttttt do not adjust your receiver...it is the 90s, or whatever Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

!! SPOILERS !!   alright well at least there wasn't any stupid magician fights in this one. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ  !! SPOILERS !!   Barroo got fucked all the way up by Titane, a movie that goes in a direction the trailers absolutely could not possibly have prepared you for. Wholesome family fun! Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧  !! SPOILERS !!   In which we discussed the unified theory of a Paul Schrader kinda guy, and making film where there is no answer to the question poised. Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch

Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! what if giallo had a cover of pixies 'where is my mind' and also a scene where a bunch of cops fuckin' eat it? thank you james wan for this meal from my favorite kind of restaurant that i can recommend to basically nobody Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybab...

Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ  !! SPOILERS !!   old...pig...why the fuck need "the"? how many letter word really need? As we continue to move forward with our new format, the critters decide its time to catch up on the only two films to leave any impression last month: the ones that starred formerly naked brother bandmate, Alex Wolff (Hollywood, take note!) Barroo can...

WARNING!! We're experimenting with a new format to hopefully get episodes out more often with a shorter, more structured format; unfortunately, the process of setting this up the first time lead to some bad audio issues, which we will have straightened out by our next one. This episode is a sort of proof of concept to see how like this style; let us know what you think on Twitter, in our Discord,...

!! SPOILERS !!  [ cw: discussions around police violence, racism, gore, extreme violence, death ]   Do you wanna play a game? You have spent your life watching Saw movies. Now Saw expert Jae Bearhat and Saw hater Barroo will make sure you never take them for granted ever again. You have just over an hour to hear them bullshit about brand synergy, torture methods, and hating cops. If you...

!! SPOILERS !!  [ cw:  discussions of violence, racism mention ]   Hey why don't you Get over here :) :) and listen to Barroo and Jae Test their might :) to see if the brand new Mortal Kombat movie is a Flawless victory :) :) :) or a Fatality :) :) I hjave literally never played a video game in my life Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at http://www.tw...

Join the discord! discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: homelessness, poverty, violence against women, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, imperialism, drug abuse, child abuse ] We "went" to the 2021 Seattle International Film Festival LIVE from the comfort of our own homes, using the latest in computer streaming technology to report on ELEVEN of the hottest most specifically interesting to us...

Listen. You HAVE to take into consideration the three G's: girlboss, gaslight and gatekeep. Oh yeah, and grandma. We watched elder abuse moral tale I Care A Lot and the utterly unexplainable Me You Madness. !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: discussions of elder abuse, misogyny, sexual assault ] Me You Madness discussion begins at 29:30​

blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: death, mass shootings, right wing terrorism ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/y4pfFw2ECdU Perhaps the true monster.... is filmmakers. This week, we explore the latest opuses (opii? opusses?) in wifeguy cinema & right-wing flopaganda with a unique double feature-- Paul WS Anderson's Monster Hunter and Kyle Ra...

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: rape, suicide ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/Fjj0CEA7CMI These days, visiting the ol' virtual cinematheque can be a real mixed bag. Maybe you get a kinda shitty SEO-aggregated movie about animatronics. Maybe you get a pretty good exploration of religion, desire, and mental illness. Life is one...

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ !! SPOILERS !! [ cw: rape, statuatory rape, suicide, murder, violence against women ] VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/pJMQXFdea1A What happens when an oxford grad, a bunch of celebrity slarlets, and late capitalism come together? Viewer, we may have the answer. This time we chat about Promising Young Woman, and try t...