Film Class Heroes

Three tragic, vivisected, physically disabled kings discuss 2023's Marvel event film Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (dir. James Gunn), Turner's recc, 2017's Logan Lucky (dir. Steven Soderbergh), as well as Cody's weird Disney crushes, the Fast X Trilogy, and Channing Tatum's worst look. Movie News: 1:53 (Beetlejuice 2, The Poor Things, Zack Cregger’s new movie) Guardians of the...

Three balding, neurotic, screaming kings discuss all of Ari Aster's filmography, including Beau (2011), The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011), Hereditary (2018), Midsommar (2019), and his newest film Beau is Afraid (2023), as well as Joaquin Phoenix's mouth sounds, Kafka's Metamorphosis, and lots of penis talk. Intro 0:00-2:00 Movie News: 2:01-9:51 (Dune Part 2 Trailer, The Conju...

Three fast talking, brother-mourning groovy babies discuss 2023's Evil Dead Rise (dir. Lee Cronin,) the live action 2008 adaptation of Speed Racer (dir. The Wachowski Sisters,) and the legacy of little boys playing with cars and having pet chimps as friends. Intro - 0:00 Evil Dead Rise - 15:26-37:01 Speed Racer - 37:02-1:00:49 Questions - 1:00:50 Recommendations and Outro - 1:05:15 (Hereditary...

Three adventurous, capable and pasta loving kings discuss 2023's The Super Mario Bros. Movie (dir. Aaron Horvath, Michael Jelenic, Nintendo,) Renfield (dir. Chris McKay,) and 1969's French political parody Mr. Freedom (dir. William Klein,) as well as White Cobra Bubbles, BBC guys in suits, and slaying for the peopke.

Three roguishly handsome, brave-hearted and pure boys discuss 2023's Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (dir. John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein,) John Wick: Chapter 4 (dir. Chad Stahelski,) and 1974's hyper-violent yakuza thriller Violent Streets (dir. Hideo Gosha,) as well as Turner's Spotify playlists, Rian Johnson's Star Wars world, and more! 1:22 - Movie News,...

Three decent, humble, and educated kings discuss 2023's Shazam! Fury of the Gods (dir. David F. Sandberg,) 1981's Possession (dir. Andrzej Żuławski,) and the recently completed HBO adaptation of The Last of Us. Spoilers!!! This one's all over the place

Three very compassionate, sensible and strong boys discuss 2023's Scream VI (dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin,) 1990's King of New York (dir. Abel Ferrara,) and discuss the 95th Academy Awards, as well as Scooby Doo fruit snacks, the A24 Dark Universe, and what the best happy meal toy is.  Movie News and Oscars: 2:37 Scream VI: 30:35 King of New York: 47:38 Questions: 1:06:14

Three incredibly handsome, well to do and joyous kings discuss recent bombshell, 2023's Cocaine Bear (dir. Elizabeth Banks,) along with both Paddington movies (dir. Paul King,) as well as the Hannah Montana Movie, the best Doctor Who portrayal, and Turner's true identity as a sweet old man.

Three very respectful, normal and decent kings discuss Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania (2023, dir. Peyton Reed) & Kids (1995, dir. Larry Clark,) dunk on the MCU's last phase, and bear down for their next week! Intro - 0:00 Quantumania- 2:33-25:23 Kids - 25:24-46:09 Questions - 46:10-52:51 Recommendations and Outro - 52:52 (Cocaine Bear and Paddington 1 and 2) Letterboxd: John - Giffy_Giffa...

Three very admirable, generous and attractive kings discuss 2022's The Banshees of Inisherin (dir. Martin McDonagh) and 2006's Old Joy (dir. Kelly Reichardt), plus trailers from The Big Game!!!, their favorite concert films, and more great accent work.

Four creatively rich, tall and charismatic young men discuss 2023's Infinity Pool (dir. Brandon Cronenberg,) 2008's Tokyo! (dir. Leos Carax, Michel Gondry, Bong Joon Ho) and talk to filmmaker Michael Gallo about his new film Day of the Clown. Day of the Clown can be watched at https://vimeo.com/ondemand/dayoftheclown/788468241

Three very smart, funny, good looking and cool guys discuss 2011's Shame directed by Steve McQueen, Michael Fassbender's schmeat, their favorite stupid movies and more!

Three hilarious and well read male models discuss 1972's The Harder They Come, 2023 Oscar predictions, the best deaths in movies and Lydia Tár. 

Three very handsome and intellectual boys discuss 2022's Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, Skinamarink, and Peacock original Paul T. Goldman

* WARNING!!! The Piano Teacher includes some disturbing content including self harm, sex abuse, domestic violence and grooming. The discussion is from 22:33 until 49:36. Please feel free to skip around but listen to the rest of the episode because we are very funny and smart.* John, Turner and Cody, three well-rounded and eloquently spoken kings return to discuss 2001's The Piano Teacher, as well...

The very strong, handsome and funny kings discuss their Top 5's of 2022, Avatar: The Way of Water, and In The Soup! 

The very intelligent and handsome boys discuss horror for 2023, Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio, and compare Joker to Taxi Driver.  John: giffy_giffardo Turner: bubby1216 Cody: mayormclovin

Our first episode! John, Turner and Cody take you through their tastes in film and how wet and soggy they are for Avatar 2.  John - Giffy_Giffardo Turner - Bubby1216 Cody - Mayormclovin