Figure(d) It Out

Three things to know: reels are the mature but subpar version of tik tok; Squid Games may have a good storyline, but we don't know; Emma is now the Marvel expert and Natasha is now the bachelorette super-fan. Also, this episode is similar to Dune because it's way too long. 

Finding a place to live is kind of like finding someone to date--know what your non-negotiables are before you get too attached. Also, pro-tip: don’t try to coordinate buying a couch off of FB marketplace for your roommates from another state.

In the past 44 days, Emma and Natasha have been apart for 42 of them and honestly, this episode was mainly recorded to reassure us that we'll make it through to December.  PSA: Bachelorette comes out tonight!

We thought this was going to be the most basic, white girl episode ever. But instead it was the most basic Em & Tash episode ever. Tune into learn if cockroaches can fly, whether avocados belong in soup, and why we really should stick to more of a script. 

Now presenting Em & Tash's 5 Tips to Make Friends! **Disclaimer** This podcast cannot guarantee automatic friendship and has not been properly or scientifically tested. 

Our best advice for starting a new job: don’t throw out your social security card, ask a lot of questions, and don’t be afraid to leave early.

TAKE 4. Wow, there’s a lot to figure out when it comes to recording from two different states. But we are back for Season 4 and super excited to share with you what we are learning in this stage of our lives! Stay tuned! ALSO: So sorry that it is so echo-y! We are still trying to figure that out (ha) and will hopefully have a better sound for the first full episode.

When therapy is too expensive so you just decide to release a podcast episode about everything changing in your life. Thanks for listening to us process the change that comes with being a 20 something.

Is it disc golf or frisbee golf? We still don’t know. Natasha really had nothing to say about actual golfing–mainly because she doesn’t speak the golfing lingo. And mini golfing is the best option for a date activity.

Wedding season is wrapping up and here are our biggest takeaways: it’s okay to cry and Emma will be your plus one.

Baseball–there is a lot more to it than birds, the wave, and cute boys, but those were our takeaways.

THE OLYMPICS ARE HAPPENING! THE OLYMPICS ARE HAPPENING! PEOPLE ARE INCREDIBLE! - Basically us this whole episode. Also, Emma went to the dentist today and doesn’t have any cavities.

This episode definitely had a lot more to do with parades and a lot less to do with our crazy experiences at Aquatennial.

We acknowledge that this is the most unprofessional episode we have ever published. Therefore, we have decided to make a sequel.

Is Duluth a road trip? Should you lock your car while getting gas? Are avocados a better friend than Natasha? These are the questions raised in today’s episode.

Imagine if you met the love of your life while looking for a stuffed acorn wearing a squirrel suit: that’s the bachelorette for you.

Emma should get a raise for the marketing that she did in this episode. Also, we’re sorry about how it just fell apart at the end, but hopefully you enjoyed the bonus tips on things to bring when you’re in a boat that doesn’t have gas.

Join us today to hear how being a working adult and trying to schedule summer activities can sometimes be extremely challenging. But at least our summer busy-ness is due to things we want to do and not because we have to attend our kids’ soccer games. Also, just in case there is any confusion, Natasha is Emma’s roommate.

We may have disagreed about a lot of things in this episode, but we are definitely both excited for bonfires, iced coffees, hammocking, and spikeball. (Also, thanks for listening to us basically plan out the rest of this season.)

Us: hey, let's try to keep it at 5 minutes. Also us: *7 minutes later* So thanks for joining us! We’re excited for Season 3!

“Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!” - Lorelai Gilmore and Natasha Chernyavsky. We’re honestly shocked we made it this far without dedicating 45 minutes of our lives to talking about coffee. But here we are! Join us to learn about some fun coffee shops in Mpls, our go to drinks, and what you should order on a first date.

We don’t really have a description because we weren’t prepared to talk about this topic and are too tired and unmotivated to think of something. But minute 27 is pure gold .

We have officially become video game addicts and will switch from podcasting to streaming our games on Twitch. Just kidding, in all seriousness we can’t get down from towers or kill sheep.

This episode wasn’t very tidy. Our apologies. Our biggest takeaways though are that brooms aren’t that expensive to replace and if you clean out your freezer you might realize that you have all the ingredients for Tater-tot hotdish

We had the chance to host more than just this podcast this past weekend! Our takeaway is that hosting guests is a lot like taking care of Chippy; you have to feed them, care for them, and give them a place to sleep.