Fight Court

Sorry that we missed one! Andy's here, and it's a very musical episode! We open it up with a straight ahead fight, then it just gets weirder from there! We got aliens, myriad fan theories, realizations of every type, and Reese's gets a free plug. Also there's a very special Also keep an eye out for a very special fight within a fight! Go see Andy live! Missed Connections | Daytime Talk at Night |...

Hey Listener, do you like listening to improv warm up games? If so, you’re in luck! We’ve been having some technical difficulties this week, and we didn’t want to put out a sub-par episode. We sincerely hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense! Featuring: Cody Frost! Salvatore Testa! Colton Redwine! Leila Carillo! Oleg Trofimov! Marina Misculin! Michael Parlato! JPol! Chloe Kiester! All Fights Consid...

Chloe's back! One of our favorite guests has returned to knock out of the park once again. A tattoo battle gets out of hand almost immediately. Shoutout to our previous guest Oleg for the magically hilarious Let's Make A Show idea that we used today. We get RAUNCH on this one, Listeners, so prepare yourselves. Go see Chloe live! Intergalactic: Carbon Based Comedy | Moon Unit Or see her online! Twi...

You've heard a few guests mention their mastery of memes, now you get to hear them for yourselves: it's JPol! Marvel as we attempt to make sense from what we remember of the NBC show Revolution. There's four J names in this one, so we just go buck wild putting Js on everything! And you know we had to do a gross food fight. Go see JPol live! Endgames Harold Night | Donut Improv Or see them online!...

Michael Parlato joins us this week to help us figure out which real life John can defeat the Martian Manhunter. Bear with us around twenty minutes in while we have some technical difficulties; Jordan attempted to eat his microphone during the redux of the breakfast cereal mascot battle. And we deviate from that one in possibly the weirdest way to date. This episode was sponsored by Rhetoric Coffee...

This is some serious stuff. This week’s episode is the first of what will become a several part series about individual superpowers. No power suite like Superman’s got, just one at a time. We judge them all in a bracket over three rounds: Fight, Daily Life, and Coolest Character THE BRACKET Telekinesis v. Ice Breath Elasticity v. Invisibility Touch-based Paralysis v. Perkiness (Pyrokinesis) This e...

This episode is boring. Don’t listen to this one. It’s just the three of us listing 50 superpowers for the next episode.

What do Tom Hanks' good characters, rappers, the baddest boys, pants attempting to take over the earth, and astronauts fighting cavemen in Pike Place have in common? I'll never tell! This week our guest is Marina Misculin! We get into a battle in an office and only have office supplies to fight with. Fun Fact: Nineteen is Jevin’s favorite number. Go see Marina live! Chivalry Club | JANICE | Daytim...

Our guest this week is the deeply Russian Oleg Trofimov. We have our first ever (fictional) legal battle, and in doing so we find out that Jordan has never seen My Cousin Vinny. Listen for Oleg's adorable giggle during the Features of Creatures segment. This episode marks the first ever WIZARD BATTLE™, wherein Jevin knows about Harry Potter. See Oleg live! Drunk Theatre Or see him online! Twitter...

Leila Carillo (friend of rabbits) joins us this week for some truly innovative fights. We try out our new segment: Features of Creatures! During that we take a little time to learn about the differences between aardvarks and anteaters. A classic battle of breakfast cereal mascots resurfaces as well as one... deeply unsettling mascot. There is one minor Game of Thrones spoiler. See Leila live! Chiv...

Cody Frost is here with us, but not as a guest (#Nottill2020) because our actual guest is Colton Redwine! He is with us through many fights and a mysterious phone call from one Jason Duval. June from AtLA rides a shirshu and Jevin hopes he never has to tell anyone that ever again. There are two classic fights in here: One where we kill and/or hurt your favorite sitcom families, and a fast food one...

Joining us in Jason's stead this week is Alexis Gay! So turn up the volume and turn off your Alexa. Together we find the best ways to deal HP damage to chickens. Jordan and Jevin get taken to school about RuPaul's Drag Race and absolutely love it. We hope you like video games, because oh boy do they come up a lot in this one. Alexis Gay's favorite film is Milo & Otis. P.S. Jevin is sorry he's...

Is attempted murder a crime? Unequivocally yes. Richard Barney joins us this week to talk about all manner of fights and fantastical situations. It is now canon that everyone who runs fast is, in fact, evil. There is a battle of "Fosters" including: the Fosters Farms chickens, Foster the People, and Forster's Home for Imaginary Friends. And hey, who's going to sweep up after Infinity War? P.S. If...

Hey Gerb! Joining us this week is the amazing Alexis Lynn Ellis (who you may know from her sending us fights from time to time!) We try to determine which boy genius could best bust out of a supermax prison. Come take a break from fighting with us to talk about BMs for a moment. A classic bit that never aired has been revived and tweaked to become: LIZARD BATTLE! See Alexis online! Twitter | Insta...

Anton Shuster will be taking Jordan's place as a guest host this week, alongside our guest guest Chloe Kiester! Jevin gets a tad lazy with his joke-craft. There's a book battle! Haven't read those books? Sorry bud! We all love our mothers very much and we all show it in different ways. Go see Chloe live! Intergalactic: Carbon Based Comedy | Moon Unit Or see her online! Twitter | Insta | chloekiest...

Our guest this week is the very funny Caleb Lush and he loves us so much. This one runs a little blue, even for us. Apparently Jason has never seen a turtle in real life. We endeavor to answer an age old question about Tony Stark's pubes. If you listen real close to the sports part, you can hear Jevin not knowing anything about sports. I hope you all enjoy being reminded of just how terrifying Jay...

CROSSTALK WARNING: It's unbearable. Jordan is out this week! And because Cody simply refuses to leave, he will be filling in as the third host. Joining us as our honored guest is Conor "I'm gonna go HAM on this thing" Allen. This, Dear Listener, is basically an episode of Goof City (a podcast that has not yet aired). We sincerely hope you enjoy it. Go see Conor live! Chivalry Club | The Bridge Or...

Cody Frost joins us once more for reasons beyond mortal consideration. Jason does his best to let you all know where we record. The name of the toy Jevin was trying to think of is Mr. Bucket, and it's a real toy that people actually had. We make another movie, and this one's a classic: Milkshakin' It Up. Also Jevin is STILL SICK. "Take destiny into your own hands, Dear Listener. Grab the wheels of...

Sal wants to find out who the strongest ghost is. We do our best to help him think of any other ghost than Casper. Jordan goes to bat for his favorite fictional group of high schoolers: the kids from Recess. On the other hand we just list places in California for a while. Sal keeps incredibly detailed notes, which keeps us on our toes! Go see Sal live! The Lab | The Recchia | Chivalry Club | Arson...

Cambria is here this week to correct our every mistake and we're much better for it. If you are a flat-earther, anti-vaxxer, or a doctor, maybe skip this one! Any BTS fans out there? Well they go toe-to-toe with the Backstreet Boys. Also: we're going to trigger the hell out of all your smart devices, so mute those things, baby! Go see Cambria live! The Jam Or see her online! Twitter | Wiki

We’re all Sahil this week. This is the one where they finally discuss which dragon is strongest. Two, very specific AI duke it out for the chance to wipe out humanity. And there are djinn just... Everywhere.

Cody is back again this week! Why? No one rightly knows, but here he is. There are some truly classic fights in this one. Pharmacological Battle 2019, Hulk Pym vs. Captain Spider-Man, Satan Clause. The list goes on. Oh, also it’s a long one friends. Strap in.

Aliens in New York: Something's Gonna Happen Strap in for the action musical of the century! A lonely Xenomorph in New York. A vicious Spider-Man on the prowl. Get ready everyone... Something's gonna happen!

They've got themselves a guest this week! It's Cody Frost and he's a strange one, let me tell you. They talk about hands, transformers, and theme parks. And I won't say which, but a prominent science-fiction matriarchy squares off with a certain friendly neighborhood superhero... Also Ohio comes up a lot!

They're back for another week and they're sick in this one! By which I mean physically unwell. There's an MCU/Smash battle, a discussion on bending, high school, and they're sick the whole time. Also they mention something about the Memory Wars? But I have no idea what that means.