Fiery Biscuits

And with the memory of gold fishes, we're back in this awful zombie infested mansion with very little clue what to do BUT we find a key and a map and some crazy death traps but vamp Barry comes in clutch and so does this SHOTGUN! I also enrage a murder of crows, oops.

We finally explore the school with those little gremlins and squeaky boys, find a giant hand, I backseat the babes combat and then we spend half of the episode on just the piano puzzle.

The classic members of S.T.A.R.S (RIP Joseph F) crash land their helicopter in a creepy forest and take shelter in a ginormous mansion where our good buddy good guy Albert Wesker goes missing, Barry is OBSESSED with blood and us, Jill Valentine, kinda just runs around, slashing stuff, shooting stuff. Buckle up for Fiery Biscuits' dive into the grand daddy of survival horror games, the OG Resident...

Harry Mason is a great dad, but not so great of a driver as he crashes his car and his daughter runs away, his apparently deaf daughter because she can't hear Harry yelling 5 feet behind her to stop running. But afterwards we meet a very saucey cop who just gives us her gun instead of following normal police protocol and shooting us in the face. Whatever, let's find our daughter in this brand new...

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Buckle up as we finally polish off our audio only let's play of Silent Hill 2! We work our way through the Lake View Hotel, run into some old friends and uncover crippling memories we've repressed. Along with actual real feelings and emotions because oh my god this game is heavy.

Besides continously breaking into song, we venture further into the weird abyss of nonsense we find Lil Angela and find a cool meat locker with our other friend Eddie before deciding to set sail on the 7 seas! Well the lake. With plenty of songs and shenanigans in between.

Like spelunkers we go down deeper into the prison and find a creepy stone cube with faces on it and that's the whole episode because its a puzzle we get completely stuck on.

THERES NEW SILENT HILL THINGS COMING OH MY GOD. It’s an understatement to say we’re both super excited as we’re reacting to the earth shattering Silent Hill Transmission. Spoiler, if you hadn’t seen any of the reveals, they announced SO MANY THINGS, not just skateboards!

"The historical society is the best place for a prison because no one cares about prisoners or history!" - some random silent hill council member probably. The babe gets totally lost because instead of helping navigate I talk about reddit posts for the first 25 minutes but we kill a small army of scary monsters and find an old friend.

Back to the streets after the super tone shift that was the hospital but it's dark out now and extra scary so I run around for 20 minutes while the Partner in crime talks about true crime and we someone end up in a prison where we both psychoanalysis Eddie.

Come on down to Silent Hill where the prizes are to DIE for! With assistance from the lovely Maria we open up a fridge and she's mildly sexist about, we make it out of the hospital finally and I mostly just talk about Alexander The Great being a power bottom.

Our hospital stay continues except Maria ditches us to take a nap, our good friend pushes us off the roof, a little girl tries to get us killed and we find the most locked up and secured strand of hair in existence.

James goes for a night on the town with the flirtatious Maria! First to a bowling alley then a strip club, before finally ending up in the hospital where the nurses don't have very good bedside manners.

In this exciting new episode I bashed my wooden plank into that Red Pyramid thing, making a very satisfying DONG. We meet an aspiring rapper and a new love interest that's just James' type.

We finally meet this Red Pyramid Head guy and despite our warmest welcomes he's not very friendly and he's a horny bastard? But at least we met one nice guy, Eddie, who's a little dumb but surely that friendship is last forever.

We've made it to the beautiful, affordable apartments in a nice part of Silent Hill. But we quickly realized why they were so affordable as we were attacked by mannequin monstrosities, the only two other tenets were a frat guy and a bratty little girl, and we couldn't walk the hallways without a gun and a flashlight. I'm starting to think something might be wrong with this town.

Our first official audio only let's play and since Silent Hill is the reason we met AND its the anniversary of the second game we had to play it. Headphones users beware, we scream. Let's explore Silent Hill with good ol' James Sunderland in search of his very dead wife!