Fiction Fixation

You're in for a doozy. Who needs the FBI when the US Postal Service has a hunky inspector who's a legit federal agent? This week we recap the movie QueenPins, staring Kristin Belle. This is the story of how two suburban women let a couponing obsession spiral into insane criminal activities. This episodes is full of confessions and some hilarious insights from your never-too-serious hosts. Hope you...

Settle in for a long one as we take several extra minutes dismantling the patriarchy (as one does). This week we are discussing the 2023 movie Barbie, staring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling. Or rather, Rose recaps the movie to Courtney who has thus far refused to watch it for no reason other than to ruin Rose's life. Anyway...join in on the hilarity as we examine this movie and the ways the patria...

This week, we're recapping the 2023 movie "Role Play" with Kaley Cuoco and David Oyelowo. Ever wonder what we never ask male assassins? "How does he juggle it all?" But meet Emma, a suburban mom of two, trying to spice up her marriage and hide her secret life as an assassin. She's good at it, really good. One slip-up, and now her whole family's in a war with her former boss. Got a tranquilizer gun...

What happens when a woman who is drop-dead gorgeous but totally dead-inside is put between a rock and hard place? Well--whatever the hell she needs to do for a Buick, that's what. No Hard Feelings (2023) was an unexpected blast of a movie. Jennifer Lawrence shows us a side (and many undersides) of her we haven't seen on film yet. When a wealthy couple offers her a free Buick in exchange for her to...

Rose is opening the suggestion box just so you all can write in to Courtney and express how much this episode traumatized you BECAUSE IT TRAUMATIZED HER. The 2023 movie Saltburn is a dark and twisty tale that, in retrospect makes a lot of sense, but in the moment you wonder if this screenplay was meant to be posted on a forum under a pen name and never to be seen by the masses. Ah well, here it is...

This week we recap the 2014 movie Age of Adeline, Staring Blake Lively and another guy whose name we can't pronounce. Also Harrison Ford! Join us as we have a blast discussing the events of the movie and wondering what the holidays are looking like for a woman who has a lot of awkward skeletons in her closet. Though they are nothing compared to what Daddy Ford is keeping in his shed of secrets.

This week, Courtney begs Rose or ANYONE to say 'syke'. That's because former president Barack Obama (can we call you Barry?) produced a too-realistic movie about the end of the world called Leave The World Behind. In this episode, we let our paranoia and anxieties shoot through the stratosphere in our hilarious recap of this probably really serious movie (do we take anything serious?). Tune into o...

Welcome back to Fiction Fixation! In this episode, we dive into May December, a thought-provoking film starring Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore. As always, we're your hosts, Courtney and Rose, here to bring you our unique blend of dark humor, insightful commentary, and pure entertainment. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through this emotionally charged movie as we dissect its intricate plot,...

We are taking it back to the Y2K era to recap the 1999 crime thriller Double Jeopardy staring Ashley Judd. If your husband fakes his death and frames you for his murder, how far would you go to get revenge? Someone's about to double die, death squared. Murder to the tenth degree. This isn't just a movie recap; it's a cultural deep-dive that will have you laughing out loud and viewing the '90s thro...

This week we embark on a journey of self discovery and deep contemplation. Just kidding, this week we are begrudgingly recapping Eat Pray Love, staring Julia Roberts. The movie is based on the real life story and memoir by Elizabeth Gilbert's. We love pizza and cliches and by the end of this movie we were stuffed. So join us for a hilarious guided tour through the art of avoiding your responsibili...

This week we dive deep into the insane 2019 crime thriller 'Above Suspicion', starring Emilia Clarke, Johnny Knoxville, Jack Huston. It's the closest thing to a true crime episode we will get, as this movie is based on the tragic murder of FBI informant Susan Smith. The grittiness of the story only makes us double down on our dark humor and escapism. The setting (rural Kentucky) calls on Courtney...

This week we had a blast recapping the 2014 Comedy The Other Woman staring Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann. What happens when an already unstable woman finds out her husband is cheating on her with Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton? Nothing good, I'll tell you that much. From crazy antics, weird life lessons, and wholesome (not really) girlie revenge, we take you along the wild ride of this rom com gem. Co...

Courtney and Rose bring you a hilarious recap Netflix's 2023 romcom "Love at First Sight" where no intrusive though go unspoken. A story about fate and how it brings bright-eyed bushy-tailed young people together, despite their stupidity. The dark humor is elevated by our recent binging of Criminal Minds, and the inappropriate humor is brought to you by our immaturity. Enjoy!

We survived creepy season recaps! Well, not so fast--Courtney brings us a movie that was as weird as it was interesting. A gas station night clerk gets held up in a robbery, but pulls an uno reverse card of epic proportions. Join us for our recap of the 2019 thriller RUN staring Josh Hutcherson and Tilda Cobham-Hervey.

Do you know what we didn't need in 2020? A super creepy psychological thriller about being trapped at home. But that's what we got with our film this week. Courtney and Rose get wrapped up in their dark but hilarious recap of the 2020 psychological thriller "Run," where overprotective mothering meets its sinister apex. Dive deep into a labyrinth of paranoia, dark secrets, and questionable prescrip...

Fiction Fixation is now out every FRIDAY! End your week right~ We watched it so you don't have to--This week we recap the movie adaptation of The Mortal Instruments, City of Bones. Based on a 400 pg book, this movie squeezes everything thing it can't onto the screen, leaving poor Rose confused and by the end wishing she had a Time Machine to unlatch the whole damn thing. Hope you enjoy our hilario...

This week we recap the movie "The Woman in the Window" based on the bestselling novel by the same name. Listen, we are going to warn you up front that dark humor is our bread and butter and we are carb lushes. We turn this seriously effed-up psychological thriller into a comedy goldmine. Because if we can't laugh, we will cry. Buckle up for a world where curtains are not a thing and your therapist...

Spooky season is here, because Courtney decided. This week, we dissect the eerie high-waisted horrors of the movie "Don't Worry Darling." We unravel the twisted threads of 1950s domestic "bliss" while diving into a rabbit hole of paranoia, right alongside Florence Pugh. Come for the mystery, stay for the sarcastic musings. Remember, normal is just a setting on the dryer.

Join us this week as we  navigate the twisty tracks of "The Girl on the Train." We'll spill the tea (or should we say 'martini'?) on Rachel's blurry memories, questionable neighborhood watch tactics, and the messiest commutes in cinematic history. Warning: This episode may induce sudden bursts of laughter and a strong desire to never look out of a train window again. Nosy passengers just don't mak...

Brace yourselves for a no-holds-barred recap of the millennial classic Legally Blonde. It's a film that holds up surprisingly well to our cold unforgiving eyes. We have a blast appreciating the audacity of a middle aged white man wrapped in a Reese Witherspoons facade. Elle Woods is the heroine we wish we could be. Whetaher you're a die-hard fan or revisiting the film, join us for a fun and laught...

In This bonus episode, we pop into your feed to explain why the stars conspired to erase our thoughtfully recorded episode for the week. See you next time!

Pop a chill pill and tune in to this week's episode of Fiction Fixation! We're diving headfirst into the pharma-fueled romantic whirlpool that is 'Love and Other Drugs'. Yes, despite our all too well known beef with Jake Gyllenhaal (T-Swift, we got your back girl!) we are one of his early 2000s movies. It's a good one, full of interesting insights that we bomb with our inappropriately timed dark j...

Welcome back to Fiction Fixation! This week we recap the 2006 film 'Georgia Rule.' With a 1 rating on Rotten Tomatoes and staring Lindsay Lohan, we expected a breezy watch. Boy were we wrong... and although the story gets heavy and awkward – the unexpected depth didn't dampen our penchant for dark humor. And laugh we do. Tune in for an episode that is equal parts hilarious, touching, and enlighten...

What happens when your husband crashes your engagement party??? This week we recap the movie One True Loves, based on the book by the same name. Rose is beside herself, having finally felt something akin to life stirring deep within the dark pits of her soul. Courtney loads her cynicism and sharp-wit tongue. THIS EPISODE IS AWESOME. Join us for a hilarious, insightful, and sometimes ridiculous rec...

Courtney and Rose bring their unique brand of wit to the world of male striptease as we recap the 2012 movie Magic Mike. Whether you've seen Magic Mike, have always been curious, or just need a good laugh, tune in as Fiction Fixation flips, twirls, and thrusts its way through this unforgettable recap. Remember, what happens in the podcast, stays in the podcast. Let's get ridiculous!