Federal Football Report

THE CLINICAL DEFINITION OF INSANTITY IS RUNNING THE SAME OFFENSE AND EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS. CLAUDE GIVES AN IN-PERSONSON PERSPECTIVE, AND KEVIN OFFERS FINANCIAL ANALYSIS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

BREAKING NEWS! TERRY MCLAURIN IS PRETTY GOOD. CLAUDE AND KEVIN ANSWER THE QB DILEMMA. OR RATHER THE #4 CAR ANSWERS FOR YOU! SCARY STUFF! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

FIRST WE HAD MEDICARE, THEN OBAMACARE. NOW WE GOT HEINICARE! SAME AS IT EVER WAS. CLAUDE AND KEVIN DISCUSS HAVING A GUY WITH THAT "WANT TO" DNA! OH, AND THE PACKERS STINK TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF STINKTIVITY. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

COACH RON POSTGAME LETS US KNOW WHY WE'RE THE LEAST IN THE NFC EAST. ALSO, WE AS 'MANDERS FANS OUGHT TO CHIP IN A GET THE BEARS' PUNT RETURNER A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. SPEAKING OF BIRTHDAYS, KEVIN AND CLAUDE PAY HOMAGE TO A RADIO GREAT! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

THE 'MANDERS HIT AN ICEBERG ON THE ONE-YARD LINE. WILLIAM JACKSON III GETS THROWN OVERBOARD, AND HERE WE ARE, TREADING WATER IN THE NFC EAST. KEVIN AND CLAUDE THROW YOU SOME LIFE JACKETS. WE'RE NOT SUNK YET! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

WE'RE ONE STEP AWAY FROM BEING THE MAROON AND BLACK! CLAUDE AND KEVIN DISCUSS HORRIFIC FOOTBALL, EVEN THOUGH SOME IN THE MEDIA WANT TO DISCUSS FASHION. THEY EVEN GET GAME PERSPECTIVE FROM A SURPRISE COWBOYS FAN. HALLOWEEN ARRIVES EARLY! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

WELL. THE TEAM DIDN'T EXACTLY RISE TO THE CHALLENGE (GET IT...CHALLENGE?) CLAUDE AND KEVIN GIVE THE REASONS WHY. PLUS A MANNY UPDATE. WE CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND BETTER B&G COVERAGE. (GET IT... CHALLENGE?) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

THE D PLAYED LIKE A FLAT TIRE IN MOTOWN. WE AINT TOO PROUD TO BEG, BUT THIS BALL OF CONFUSION BETTER GET READY OR JALEN WILL PUT A HUTS ON 'EM See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

WE SAW THE WHOLE CARSON WENTZ STORY IN 14 MINUTES, AND WE LIKED THE WAY IT ENDED!! CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL. KEVIN AND CLAUDE LAY OUT THE UNIQUE CRITIQUE OF THE NEVER IN HISTORY EVER DEFEATED 'MANDERS! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

CLAUDE AND KEVIN HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU. THE ONE AND ONLY RICK DOC WALKER JOINS THE SHOW TO SHARE HIS INVALUABLE INSIGHTS. LISTEN AND LEARN SOME B&G TRUTH! YOU'RE WELCOME! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

THE BEST THING ABOUT PRESEASON FOOTBALL IS...EVERYBODY STINKS. KEVIN AND CLAUDE BREAK DOWN ALL THE ANALYTICS (yeah right) AS WELL AS A TOUCHING TRIBUTE TO A RETURNING HERO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

claude and kev come to HAIL this season. we'll make you see RED, but its only because we have SKIN in the game! (DOES ANYBODY GET IT?) HERE WE GO AGAIN! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

CLAUDE AND KEVIN HAVE THE BRILLIANT IDEA OF TALKING TO SOMEONE THAT ACTUALLY SAW JAHAN DODSON PLAY! THAT'S UNHEARD OF IN THIS TOWN!!! PENN STATE EXPERT MATT LEYDIG JOINS THE SHOW TO TELL YOU THE REAL ON OUR FIRST ROUNDER See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

CLAUDE AND KEVIN PLAY GPS THIS WEEK. THEY TELL YOU WHERE THE COMMANDERS ARE, AND WHERE THEY SHOULD BE GOING. SAME WITH THE WIZARDS. BY THE WAY, HOW DO YOU SPELL PORTZINGIS? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

THIS AINT NO CLOWN SHOW, BRO !!! GIANTS INSIDER RODNEY HENDERSON JOINS IN TO TALK HISTORIC FRANCHISES, THE FOOTBALL FUTURE, PLAYOFFS, AND A LITTLE HOTEL IN TRANSYLVANIA. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

IT WAS THE RAPPER LIL BILL SHAKESPEARE aka VANILLA SHAKE THAT SAID "A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD STILL BE FUNKY". CLAUDE AND KEVIN THINK ITS A SNOW JOB. SPEAKING OF SNOW..... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

I KNOW THEY'RE DEPLETED, BUT THIS LAST EFFORT ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY FRIED TURKEY LEG! KEVIN AND CLAUDE DISCUSS PROTOCOL, RESEARCH, AND A SLIVER OF HOPE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

That's right! The Senior Vice President of Media and Content for the Washington Football Team is back with Claude and Kevin again! Call it our early Christmas present to all of you! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

NEVER HAD A DOUBT. THE GOOD GUYS SHOVED THE BIG BAD RAIDERS AOUND LIKE THEY WERE SHOWGIRLS...OR SHOWGIRL IMPERSONATORS! CLAUDE AND KEVIN EXTEND AN INVITATION: BRING IT, COWBOYS! WE WANT DALLAS! YOU MAY QUOTE ME See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

HEY! RUNNING IN THE "NEW" NFL! WHO'D A THUNK IT? CLAUDE AND KEVIN DISCUSS WHY THIS TEAM NOW EMBRACES ITS TRUE IDENTITY. (HERE'S A HINT....BECAUSE IT WORKS!) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

WITH THE RELEASE OF THE FILM "KING RICHARD" LIZ JOINS IN TO DISCUSS RICHARD, VENUS, SERENA, THE WILLIAMS FAMILY, TENNIS, AND LIFE. SHE IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST! SO DON'T WASTE TIME READING ALL THIS! START LISTENING See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

HEINIE BESTS BRADY, THE TEAM GOES ON A LONG SUNDAY DRIVE, AND WE CAN SEE 11-6 ON THE HORIZON. LET'S TALK REAL! PRAYERS UP FOR CHASE!!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

OH WELL, WE STILL CAN HIT 12-5! (WINK WINK) CLAUDE BRINGS ANALYSIS, WHILE KEVIN BRINGS A UNIQUE, AND PERHAPS UNPOPULAR PERSPECTIVE ON SEAN TAYLOR. OH, AND A DISCUSSION OF A STUPID NFL RULE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Kevin is celebrating his birthday so Claude uses this as an opportunity to vent his frustration about the WFT. His 8 year old son does fake news or not and he reviews "Halloween Kills" without seeing it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR 14-3 THIS SEASON. CLAUDE AND KEVIN TALK LACK OF D, LACK OF O, AND PREDICT THAT A KICKER WILL GET THE BOOT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .