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Send us Fan Mail This week on Fearless Films, the guys get a healthy dose of creepy crawlies when they fall into the web of scares known as, Arachnophobia. Pete tries to explain the biology of house spiders mating with Venezuelan jumping tarantulas, but ends up just instead focusing on the comedy gold that is John Goodman. Kevin adds his personal knowledge of the dangers of home ownership. From ro...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Fearless Films, the guys head to summer camp for some fun in the sun, swimming lessons, and machete battles with homicidal maniacs. It's Friday the 13th! Pete explains the horrible history of Camp Blood, where many tragedies have occurred and the town thinks it is tainted with a death curse. He also explains the dangers of wild animals getting in your cabin. One...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Fearless Films, the guys face the ultimate test and see if they can survive Saw! (See-Saw?) Pete explains the dangerous murder-puzzles of the Jigsaw killer, a mad man with a love of overly elaborate crimes. Like the Riddler meets Hannibal Lector. Kevin wonders if he could ever survive a challenge like the one in the movie: being trapped with Pete in a room for 6 hours...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Fearless Films, the guys take some much needed vacation time and visit Fantasy Island, where dreams come true, turn on you in an instant, and then probably murder you for no real reason. Pete books us a tour on an island where any petty revenge fantasy can be fulfilled. He introduces us to the stereotype-defying guests, the barely-there owner, and the friendly zombie...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Fearless Films, the guys hit the surf, stroll the boardwalk, and eat some take-out food with a gang of teenage vampires. Its The Lost Boys! Kevin wonders why immortal beings spend all of their time and effort on grade-school pranks and dirt bike racing. He also laments that his kids will one day be old enough to have to fight vampires themselves, and wonders where the...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Fearless Films, the guys gather around the camp fire for some Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark! Pete explains the dangers of reassembling men and angry scarecrows. Also, he dissects the thematic importance of exploring the Vietnam War in a kids movie. Kevin gives us cooking lessons that depend on human digits in the recipe, as well as his fond memories of fighting of...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Fearless Films, the guys avoid accidents and mysterious coincidences while discussing Final Destination! Pete explains how a group of teens narrowly escapes a tragic accident, so Death itself comes after them in a petty form of revenge. Pete also offers a glimpse of his own possible future of manic ramblings and intense safety precautions. Kevin wonders why Death has...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Fearless Films, Pete introduces Kevin to an anthology horror film, Creepshow! This is when a movie is comprised of multiple short stories that all tell individual spooky tales. Pete explains why murder always leads to vengeful ghosts (so just don't do it!). He also sings his praise to author Stephen King's crowning acting achievement as a dimwitted country b...

Send us Fan Mail On this weeks episode of Fearless Films, Kevin and Pete find themselves trapped together in a small house, fighting off the overwhelming power of the ocean. So, like most weeks, just more damp. Pete has to explain the lifestyle of 1800's lighthouse keepers, as well as a nude Willem Dafoe. Kevin has to resist going mad after exploring the endless depths of the ocean itself, an...

Send us Fan Mail On this weeks episode, we tear through the clothes of, and assimilate, John Carpenter's THE THING! Pete breaks down one of his favorite horror movies of all time. He explains why the solution to any outbreak situation is simply to blow everything up. Also, Pete educates everyone on the finer points of American-Norwegian international relations. Step one, don't shoot at o...

Send us Fan Mail On today's episode of Fearless Films, the guys venture into the great black void of space and confront something unknown, something horrifying, something.... ALIEN. Pete explains why you never break quarantine for any reason, and why robot blood is so difficult to clean out of the carpets. Kevin ponders the intricacies of the future space-economy and how to get rich quick by...

Send us Fan Mail On this very special episode of Fearless Films, we sit down to compare the Spanish-made found footage film, REC, and its American remake, Quarantine! Pete lays down all of the dangers of being trapped in a small apartment building with a rage-inducing virus, while also explaining that zombies of all ages can be dangerous. Kevin sympathizes with the pains of being a landlord to hos...

Send us Fan Mail In this week's thrilling tale, the guys are solving the mystery of The Invisible Man!!! Pete tries to explain how hard it is to convince others of your sanity when they keep ignoring physical evidence, as well as the dangers of leaving your cooking unattended with a homicidal maniac. Meanwhile, Kevin investigates variable setting car alarms, and long term dog sitting services...

Send us Fan Mail We continue from last week with IT, Chapter 2 (Attack of the Clowns!) Pete has to lay out this not-quite-as-perfect sequel, which has a very video game setup. A gathering of forces is followed by a series of fetch quests, followed by a few quick side quests before fighting the big boss of the movie. Kevin, after sorting out the many names and faces of the cast, has trouble decidin...

Send us Fan Mail This week, the guys tackle the modern day telling of the Stephen King classic, IT. After weeks of convincing Kevin that this was not a movie about computer specialists, Pete finally made him realize it was about something much more exciting: a clown that eats children! Pete takes Kevin down the long journey of a two part movie, based on a novel, which had once before been adapted...

Send us Fan Mail Happy St. Patty's Day!!! Because we have no originality whatsoever, we chose to talk about Leprechaun on the most Irish holiday ever. Watch as a little Irish monster terrorizes small-town bumpkins and pre-fame Jennifer Anniston in search of his pot of gold. Pete breaks down how this poorly received movie somehow led to a franchise eight films strong, despite never receiving p...

Send us Fan Mail This week, Pete introduces Kevin to a zombie classic, George Romero's Dawn of the Dead! The guys debate whether a shopping mall really is the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse, but they definitely agree that stealing a helicopter is the right move, even if neither of them could fly one. While Kevin ponders whether he could put down his best friend if they became a...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we go back to where it all started. Bad Moon is a werewolf horror film that Kevin saw as a young boy, and it scared him so much he never watched another horror movie again! Well, Pete has tracked down this little known film, and decided to help Kevin relive all of his past trauma! Yay! Get ready for gratuitous sex scenes, ultra violence, and really bad 90's morphin...

Send us Fan Mail This week, the guys explore What Lies Beneath, a thriller starring Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer.  While Pete goes over the rules for safe bath tub use, Kevin discusses how appropriate it is for a psychiatrist to tell a person to go talk to ghosts in their house (hint: not at all). Join us on this Scooby-Doo mystery for adults, and try to figure out What Lies Beneath this tw...

Send us Fan Mail The inevitable remake strikes again, this time in 3D!!!!!! This week, the guys discuss My Bloody Valentine 3D, a nonsense title because it is not the third entry in the franchise, thus breaking a decades old rule. Kevin is astounded by the sheer number of "weapon thrust at the screen" kills, while Pete is repeatedly annoyed by plot contrivances in a movie where he really...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Valentines!!! This week we celebrate the holiday of love with a slasher movie about... coal mines? The guys discuss My Bloody Valentine, a Canadian horror film about a pick-axe enthusiast who delights in serial murder and delivering heart-o-grams (literally). Kevin tries to figure out the mating habits of small town mining folk, while Pete criticizes the record keeping habit...

Send us Fan Mail This week, the guys learn all about the ocean salvaging industry... and ghost/soul salvagers, which is apparently a thing. Its GHOST SHIP!! While Kevin laments the career and hairstyle choices of actor Karl Urban, Pete tries to figure out the formula for how many souls one needs to collect to get medical benefits in Hell. As a Valentine's gift to his wife, Pete breaks down th...

Send us Fan Mail This week, the guys explore the dangers of life in colonial New England with The Witch. While Pete explains the health benefits of regular wood chopping exercise, Kevin sympathizes with the struggles of raising rowdy children. All while examining the dangers of living next door to a witch. Try not to make any deals with the Devil before you listen to our next great episode. And re...

Send us Fan Mail This week, the guys have changed their European travel plans from London to Sweden. It does not go as planned. Kevin relives the horror of writing a college paper, as well as the horror cult mating rituals that involve putting... things in other people's food. Pete relives the horror of freeloading around college students trying to work, and reminds everyone that going off by...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Fearless Films, the guys survive the emotionally draining endurance test that is Hereditary! While Pete goes over driving safety tips, Kevin is tested on his Bible trivia, specifically relating to how many devils there are down in Hell. This harrowing tale of family, cults, possession, and miniature models will chill you to the bone! Don't get too scared...