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Join your hosts this week as we talk about the American southwest horror anthology Southbound . But not just that! We also tackle topics such as: the weather, nightcore, Power Rangers , the fact that things are sometimes older than we remember them being, and where all those fucked up guys went. RATINGS: Both Blair and Luna rated this movie 3.5/5 Poorly Cloned Adrien Brodys. RECOMMENDATIONS: Rabbi...

At long last, Blair is back in a funky-fresh mid-week episode to talk about Get Out with Luna and, back at it again, special guest Zach! Topics include, but are not limited to: Uncanny celebrity encounters, K.A. Applegate deepcuts, and deep, insightful social commentary. RATINGS: Both Blair, Luna, and Zach gave Get Out 5/5 half eaten Froot Loops. RECOMMENDATIONS: Under the Skin In Conflict by Owen...

Blair’s in the big apple this weekend, so we’re joined by friend of the show Zach to talk about our first James Wan flick, Lights Out ! We also spend like half an hour talking about video games. Sorry again about the audio – there’s some construction happening in Luna’s house, as well as some bass playing. We also discuss: A Lot of Video Games, Brad Vaughn’s Reign, The Blore, Night Hag, ETrade Bab...

This week, our hosts return to a favorite genre, home invasion, with the 2011 film You’re Next! We also get, like, DICK deep into time cube explanations. We also discuss: Sausage Party Sweep, The Big Shorts, Stuna, Remembering When A Stranger Calls, Very Funny Drake Jokes, Explaining Time Cube, BlenderDeath, Boss Baby = Time Cube?, Secret Mask Societies, and Murder Playlists. RATINGS On a scale of...

After our long weekend, we’re back with a real juicy episode for you all! Stepping in for Luna this week is friend of the show Alek, who joins Blair to talk about The Shining ! And… pretty much only talk about that. It’s a big ol’ movie with a lot in there to discuss, so we get our hands nice and dirty in it. RATINGS: Both Alek and Blair gave the movie 4.5/5 bearjobs. RECOMMENDATIONS: Melancholy o...

Did you think last week’s movie was too good a movie about parallel universes? Well, do we have a movie for you! This week, Blair and Luna dive into an absolute stinker, 2016’s The Charnel House , and find out exactly what’s haunting this giant apartment complex with seven tenants. Buckle up, folks. We get angry. P.S. Sorry if the audio gets a bit out of sync at times – there were a handful of rec...

Join Blair and Luna, with special guest Rinks–wait, and… special guests Blair, Luna and Rinks, as well as Blair, Luna, and Rinks… with a cameo from Rinks’s cat–as they talk about the movie Coherence ! We get down and dirty with this real thinker of a film, and before you dive on in, this is one of the few movies on our show where you’d get the most out of the movie by going in cold. We won’t call...

Would you rather listen to this podcast or read this description? The good news is that you don’t have to make a choice! This week, Blair and Luna watched Would You Rather, and had very conflicted feelings about it? We also say some very, very bad things. I’d apologize here but neither of us are truly that sorry. We also discuss: Hometown Heroes, Fearbaiting T-Shirts, Rating Jack-Off Motions, Penn...

YOU KNOW I HAD TO TURN INTO DARKIPLIER 2: #4BIDDENKNOWLEDGE: LUNARTRUTH.COM RATING: On a scale of 1-5 LUNARTRUTH.COMs Blair: 3/5 Luna: 3.5/5 RECOMMENDATIONS: Goodbye to Halos St. Vincent – St. Vincent

Everyone loved this movie back when it first came out in 2014; does it hold up? Join Luna and Blair as we discuss It Follows! Also, enjoy the smartest discussion we’ve probably ever had on the podcast. It was weird. We also discuss: Our First Sponsorship, La La Land vs. The Bye Bye Man, We Literally Can’t Stop Talking About Split, Actually Smart Shit, Text to Speech Interruptions, Marry Fuck Kill:...

This week, per the request of close friends with good opinions, we dive into the horrors of the more… political realm, as we watch and talk about Nazi punk horror/thriller Green Room ! Join us as we discuss the political implications of this film, as well as babble about how dope it looks. Topics also include: The cast of Sharkboy and Lava Girl , the trials and tribulations of same-name dating, fa...

We chose this week’s movie wanting to watch some brainless gore, but apparently the Saw franchise has a deep mythos and we wound up way out of our depths! Whoops! Join us as we watch what was supposed to be the final entry in everyone’s favorite gore porn series, Saw 3D! We also discuss: The Dabventure Zone, The Podcast Braise, Podcast Horny, Saw-rys, Weirdly Specific Friend Requirements, Jigsaw’s...

In what is our most divisive episode yet, we welcome our good friend Li’l Clem (@ocsularia) to discuss your favorite scary Christmas movie, Silent Night Deadly Night! We also discuss: Blizzard Invents Gay, Jack The Destroyer, Known Murderer Joe Cool, Weekend at Ernest’s, Ye Olde Punk’d, Saved By The Smell, Old-Ass Memes, and They Made FIVE Of These? RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Living Haunt...

This week, we dive into the tundra and and pop out of the snowbanks with another festively themed episode as we talk about John Carpenter’s The Thing . Among confronting the gripping paranoid and distrust of your fellow crewmates, topics this week include the Technicalities of Arson, the rush that comes from shucking responsibility, Luna Browsing the Internet , Wintertime Illness Woes, Famous Anim...

The seasons are a-changing, there is snow on the ground (depending on where you are in the world), and, for a handful of belief systems and practices, the holiday season is nearly upon us. Trying to help you all gear up for the festivities, we are delving into some wintery-themed horror movies, and, as a consequence, we watch Krampus this week! Yes, that’s right, the inexplicable horror-christmas-...

Well, now that Good Movie November is over, we take a look at one of the schlockiest franchises Hollywood has to offer: Final Destination. Blair and Luna take some time to tackle the fourth entry in the series! We also discuss: Mean Managers, Flip Capability, Eddie Redmayne Impressions, Football’s New Theme Song, Smash Mouth Memories, and The Lethality of Carwashes. RATINGS: Blair: As a good movie...

Technically, we missed the titular holiday by about a month with this one, but better late than never! Join us for the seminal Carpenter classic Halloween! This week we also discuss: False Starts, Pokéchunk, Jamie Lee Curtis Yogurt, New Character: Stoner JLC, and the 70s, Man!! RATINGS: Both hosts give Halloween 4.5 falling mannequin Michael Myers out of a potential 5. RECOMMENDATIONS: Bloodborne...

Okay, okay, we know Donnie Darko isn’t a very scary movie, but Frank is kinda spooky, right? ….right? Anyways, bear with us as we discuss (and even explain a bit!) this cult classic from 2001. We also discuss: HD Luna, Hacking the Postgame of Thrones RSS Feed, Recommending Memes and Dabbing, Building Foley, Time Travel Anime, Bullet Value, Smurf Fucking, and Beethoven Vitriol. RATINGS: Both hosts...

Welcome welcome back! We get real wild and rowdy this week as we talk about the Wes Craven horror classic Nightmare on Elm Street . Well, barely talk about it. Topics include: bags of blood, shitty fast food, outdated memes, and Pears. The Vine Luna told Blair to put in the show notes can be found here: https://vine.co/v/ObbKrpn5JwL RECOMMENDATIONS: Westworld Ryan North’s The Unbeatable Squirrel G...

Gooftober is Gooftover! Thanks for sticking with us while we watched two fucking Scary Movies. But now we’re back watching good movies, starting with Alien! Also discussed: Our inability to stop talking about Scary Movie, how much we’ve missed good movies, Unfriended vs. Smiley, John Hurt’s Squirt Shirt, a terrible British accent, how to properly care for your space cat, and a very incensed letter...

In this week’s episode, Fearbaiting get iPad! Luna’s not here to tag along, so things get pretty rowdy without her as we’re joined by Michael to just barely talk about Scary Movie 3 as we round off Gooftober! Thank you all for joining us through this wild and crazy ride! Recommendation this week: Dr. Dog’s B-Room Black Mirror season 3

As Gooftober soldiers on, we’re joined by our good friend of the show Abe (@zettaitoken) to discuss V/H/S Viral! It’s a headache and a half made by someone who doesn’t understand the definition of “viral.” We also discuss stupid dirt fabios, the fear factor of Michael Keaton, V/O/R/E: Viral, how to avoid giving a blowjob to a ghost, Dark Justice vs Injustice, fraggle cocks, why DID this movie have...

This week in Gooftober we watch a new spin on an old classic, so to speak. A new, shittier spin on an older, better classic. One thing that’s not shitting is our guest, Artemis, back at it again to help us unpack the disaster that is the second Silent Hill movie adaptation. Mostly we talk about just how much better the video games are. We also discuss: meal nomenclature, movies where a guy gives b...

We’re setting off week two of Gooftober with another bizarre mish-mash of genres, Jason X ! Join us, with our guest Soren, as we really just luxuriate in the raw horniness of Jason X, talk about of Freddy/Jason slash fiction, and the width of Jason Voorhees’s head. Recommendations this week: The game Anatomy The podcast Rosebuddies The Youtube video series Car Boys

Welcome to Gooftober! The first annual celebration of really, really bad horror movies. Blair got sick as hell, so this week Luna’s joined by past guest Brooks (@brooksasanoun) and friend of the show Matt (@mattgcn) to talk about Scary Movie 4. Spoiler alert: it’s not good. Also discussed: the script for Scary Movie 6, similarities between Scary Movie 4 and Gran Torino, scallions vs. scallops vs....