Fear Feasts

What would you do if you were a 12-year old boy living next door to a really weird girl who could solve your Rubik's Cube, could apparently fly, and who vomited up the candy you gave her as a token of your love? What would you do if you were being bullied by some really awful kids at your school and the weird girl took care of them in the local swimming pool in a really spectacular fashion? What i...

A famishingly frightful taste of next week's episode!

Now what would you do if you were a single mother of two teenage boys and you had to move to the murder capital of the world in order to raise them? What would you do if you met the potential man of your dreams who wooed you with lollypops and expensive dinners, but also had an odd habit of vanishing during the day? What if you invited this Lothario over for a home-cooked meal of spaghetti and mea...

A terrifyingly toothsome preview of next week's episode!

What would you do if you were a solicitor from London in a strange land where there was chicken paprikash on the menu and your host was a strange Count who never drank......wine? What if your host had three horny wives who were constantly tasting your blood....among other things? What if you discovered that the Count did not need food to live, but instead existed on blood? We're discussing the...

We're back, Constant Listeners, with a brand-new season kicking off in two weeks. This time, we're taking on those sexy, blood-sucking fiends known as vampires, and analyzing how the use of food (and ingestion of blood) play a significant role in films and books about the nosferati itself. We'll cover vampire classics that everyone knows, like 'Salem's Lot, Interview with the V...

What would you do if you found out you were not only adopted but came from a line of 13 witches from New Orleans? What if all of your witchy ancestors were haunted by a mysterious and terrifying spirit? What if the man you wanted to marry was connected to your New Orleans family and, after a near-death experience started experiencing psychic phenomena? What if you and he moved back to New Orleans,...

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Now what would you do if you and your sister found out that you came from a long line of witches, including your two aunts who raised you? What would you do if your sister ran off with one crazy man and came back years later with another crazy man that you had to kill.....twice? Worse yet, what if his evil spirit continued to haunt you and your sister and the family home? What would you do if you...

A tastily terrifying preview of next week's episode!

What would you do if you were a woman in the early 1900s living with your family who drove you bonkers with their constant demands, particularly for cooking such things as roast duck and gooseberry fool? What if the chance came for you to escape and live in the wonderfully named village of Great Mop, and even though you'd never lived alone before and the strange nighttime noises in your new ho...

A scarily scrumptious taste of next week's episode!

They say that all those good and bad qualities you get come from either your mother or father. In this case, both our young heroines have inherited witchy powers from their dear mamas - another reason to blame your parents for everything in your life. We're talking witchcraft, mothers and daughters, Wicca, eggs, men cooking meat on grills, pizza because what teen horror flick would be complete...

A ravenously wretched taste of next week's episode!

Now what would you do if your birth mother, a recovering drug addict, asked you to come live with her when you were a teenager and you went? What would you do if you and your bestie went into a haunted house and he got dragged away by something you couldn't see? What if your birth mother made a carrot and coriander soup that held a tooth? Would you keep eating, just checking your own dental wo...

A scarily scrumptious taste of our next episode!

For this bonus episode, Allie and Vanessa are guests of the Comfortably Hungry podcast hosted by Sam Bilton. Roald Dahl’s second children’s book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory celebrates its 60th birthday this year and together they dig into the wicked side of chocolate and how this is represented in Dahl’s book and its movie adaptations. With chocolate as their guide, Sam, Vanessa and Allie di...

Being a teenager is hard enough, between smartphones, social media pressure, and that damn witch that haunts your hometown. And then when your bestie's mom is the town butcher and keeps selling her creepy pâté, and she worships the witch, it makes it so much worse. We're talking growing pains, technology, witchcraft, pea soup with meatballs, breasts, mob mentality, that awful pâté, Chinese...

A delectably disturbing taste of our next episode!

See you in a couple of weeks with a brand-new episode!

What would you do if you were stuck on a miserable homestead in the middle of the deep, scary forest with only your religious and mean mother, your God-fearing and totally inept father, your sex-obsessed younger brother, your bratty twin siblings that were constantly talking to the pet goat, the baby that would not stop eating, and a witch hiding somewhere in the woods? What if your miserable fath...

An anxiously appetizing taste of next week's episode.

What would you do if your dear Grandmother was constantly warning you about witches? What would you do if you and Grandmother went on holiday by the English seaside in a fancy hotel complete with seafood, chocolate bars, strawberries and cream, roast lamb, and candy? What would you do if you started to notice odd women with gloves, wigs and eyes that sparkled with weird purple lights offering choc...

A tasty tease for next week's episode!

Some witches are old and scary. Some witches are tall and intimidating. Some witches are young and sexy. All witches are potentially dangerous, and the wine-loving, maggot-spreading, chicken drumstick-eating stregas at Tanz Akademie in Berlin run the gamut. This ain't Hogwarts, honey! Join us as we discuss ballet, witchcraft, Nazi Germany, maggots, the importance of red wine when you're si...