FB4tB - Facebook for the Blind

🎺 preshow ... we did a comprehensive talk about the historical phases  of Ska / skapunk / 2-tone ska bands. I got to name drop  Roscoe P. Soultrane, and their famous "In The John" featured on the Skarmageddon3- a new beginning compilation CD :) Millions are homeless in Pakistan from record floods,  Hurricane Fiona devastated the  Caribbean and yet the MSM CONTINUES to look lik...

FB4tB NEWS  🇬🇧 ♕ ⚰️ 💀  California and the west have record high temperatures and wildfires, millions are homeless in Pakistan from record floods, and the MSM looks like an Onion parody of obsession with celebrity  trump shoes Special master agreement - Paul Huck, Jones Day / Federal Society - you know, cult central control Code in affidavit - "S/FRD" = NUKES MTG, Christofascist che...

Happy belated Labor Day! 🇬🇧 UK has new PM: Liz Truss  Alaska elects first Alaska Native to Congress defeating Sarah Palin (double banger!) 🚒 California heat wave and wildfires (Fariview in Hemet, and-) Special Master delaying technique approved by Trump appointed Judge (”please add me to your list of potential SCOTUS nominees” ) 🎥 Surveillance video shows Georgia ‘Fake Elector’ helping Trum...

Floods in Mississippi, Pakistan floods displace 33 million people, random shootings, 🧟 🧊 Greenland Zombie Ice raising sea levels 10 inches, Day 188+ of Ukraine invasion, Special Master stall move, CA Landmark Fast Food Worker Bill; Gov. Newsom to veto Farm Worker Bill as he buys $14 million vineyard affected  💰 😠 Student Loan Forgiveness grievances continue, Warner Bros Discovery wanted S...

8-23 ♋ 👮 🚨 Excuses DJT-> FOX-> Congress critters - "Evidence" both "Planted" AND "Declassified" 😊 NICE, right? (#69) READY TO FACE ANYTHING ...except for a call from an Unknown Caller

🌴 👮 Mar-a-lago keeps going and going...Cipillone was questioned 🥺 Fox news hosts Whiplash outbreak from all the shifting excuses  ⚖️ Former Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg has reached an agreement with prosecutors and is expected to enter a guilty plea for tax evasion 👻 Last Salem witch exonerated thanks to an eager teacher and her haunted 8th-grade class  🦛 Thylacine / Tas...

🚨 🎉 08-09 The Merry FBI raid to all who celebrate! Episode (#67) [67 minutes long, too for those who like coinkidinks ;) ] 💩 Many strong feelings about an important Illinois Anniversary for the Dave Mathews band  🤦‍♂️The orange Ex-Pres wanted his Generals "totally loyal - like "HItler's" 🕵️...and he flushed more paper than you'd believe (pics)  🤡 Unprecedented FBI criminal raid on M...

🇹🇼 🤺 Pelosi pokes China right in the Taiwan 📺 FOX says Dems should stick with Biden in 2024 💌...so, now I'm against it 🔎 House panels: DHS Officials interfered in Secret Services Jan 6 SMS investigation  🙈 CA & IL declare emergency Monkypox 😷 📜 President Manchinema decides to vote for a bill 🐸 Concerning Frog Army release (in the local neighborhood) trends on TikTok  🎪 4 Esc...

22-07-26 😇 🦈 The Jesus H Shark Episode (#65)

The FB4tB program is a hodgepodge of satirical news commentary and random Internet finds, described for audio. On this week's edition, we do the standard show format: some depressing news headlines (to anchor us within spacetime, and maybe set up some premises), then 3 rounds of funny memes. Act 1 the (ostensibly) Wholesome Round™ a copyright feature of Pink Guillotine dot com, LLC Ltd., Act 2 the...

Lindsay Graham and others called before Grand Jury Oathkeepers spokesman testifies before Jan 6th Committee Some call him, Marco Rubio... 🐌 Florida once again has giant calamitous snails that spew parasitic brain worms . (2022, July 6). Ars Technica. https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/07/florida-battling-giant-savage-snails-that-spread-brain-invading-worms-again/ Carpetshark Gophers Farmin'

🏴 Independence Day, yesterday. Still reeling from Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony from last Tuesday. Fox News hosts stunned into awkward silence :) Rudy Guiliani is proudly Tweeting about the ugly $50 sandals he's hawking now... Breastfeeding Mom, with baby, fights off bald eagle attacking family goose the day before Highland shooting Jason Osbourne () tweeted "grab a few more rounds for your AK-4...

#61 - Ghislaine "GizzMax" Maxwell was sentenced to 20 years in prison; we will adopt your baby; Sarah Bla Bla Huckabee 'womb as safe as a classroom'?? - is she pro-choice, now...?!  Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn pleads the 5th when asked if Jan 6th violence was justified and if he believed in "a peaceful transfer of power" - the 5th!! armed coup attempt Trump wanted, Secret Service steering wheel lu...

Fathers' Day, Juneteenth, it's still Pride Month and the fourth hearing of the House select committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol riot heard Tuesday from state election officials in Arizona and Georgia about how then-President Donald Trump and his allies leaned on them to help overturn his loss in the 2020 election. What American Heroes look like: Wandrea "Shaye" Moss, & her mother Lady R...

Jan 6th hearings Pt II, S. baptists vote on sex abuse (for the record: FB4tB is against it) Downtown Debbie, RIP. Michigan GOP gubernatioral candidate arrested on Jan. 6 riot-related charges, FBI at his house. #JOY #MorePolticianArrestsPlease More information coming to light RE: Jan 6 Protest Organizers (a.k.a. insurrectionists) working with members of Congress & White House  In Idaho, Pa...

MTG, Gohmert & Boebert compete for GOP's dumbest  1/6 CMTE Prime Time TV This Thu @ 7pm CST,  FAKE ELECTORS Kyle says he's going to A&M, the U. disagrees. landscaping.  ANIMALS: tiny frog pond, Chimpanzee faked death,  Antarctic MITES!  Then, lots of very dirty memes 

1) We are in a very bad timeline 2) If you're inputting temporal coordinates: 22nd week of 2022 Still reeling from the shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde, Tex., that claimed the lives of 19 children and two teachers last week (not to be confused with the Buffalo grocery store shooting that left 10 dead before that.) And, at least 15 mass shootings have happened since, w/ at least 12 over t...

...we spend the time trying to talk about anything but Uvalde, TX. 9 primary races across America. Exxon must go to trial over alleged climate crimes, court rules. CDC announced Champaign County is High. A federal appeals court has ruled that the 14th Amendment's bar on insurrectionists holding office may be applied to current/future political candidates. SEE: Insurrectionists may be barred from o...

Finland and Sweden have decided to join NATO; Russia is pissed Meanwhile Rand Paul and 10 other Repubs voted against $40 bil to Ukraine - to own the Libs, I guess? Dollar General workers strike in NC; "replacement theory" and Buffalo Sometimes spiders where a water droplet as a hat - and memes!

22-05-10 after 40 days and nights of rain, it was sunny today, so focus on that...The All Abortions memes Episode The SCOTUS leak, Alito's invocation of Martin Hale stunned some lawyers and historians, who say Hale's discredited ideas have been used for centuries to subjugate women... BREAKING NEWS: Predictably, Molotov cocktails at women's health clinics strongly condemned by Biden. Can sanctions...

22-05-03 SCOTUS leak, Susan Collins pile on, Biden's approval skyrockets from 37 to 42%, AZ voter fraudster avoids jail...It was a sad day - but, Comedian Matt Miller played minigolf on ABC tonight, and we had funny memes 

Florida declares war on everything -math textbooks, LGBTQ ppl, - their war on Disney has led them to call for more corporate regulation AND taxation - that is, fighting "wokeness" has made them liberals. A Florida judge rated as "not qualified" voided the national mask mandate for planes, trains, subways etc. McCarthy, Mike Lee, MTG were all caught lying then lied about it

So I thought for the 50th recording we'd do a really low-key soup party, have a few guests, plug the laptop into the TV, and run the Zoom session with a live audience here AND an online audience. But then, both my phone AND my PC hard drive AND my laptop webcam all fried, ...simultaneously. ... So, I just ...gave up,...and ate some great soup. I mean really great - I had two servings of each! With...

You sank my battleship! More high-ranking Republicans involved in Jan 6th attempt to overturn the 2020 election, Tucker Carlson Promotes Testicle Tanning, Florida cites critical race theory references among reasons for rejecting 54 math textbooks, INFOWARS files for bankruptcy as Sandy Hook lawsuits hit Alex Jones, and seriously...Tucker Carlson Promotes Testicle Tanning MGT worried about testifyi...

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