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Mal 3:1-4, 23-24 Father talks about Malachi's idea of the messiah, and his experience with the goldsmith Mass Hysteria: Father talks about the importance of covenant and contracts Letters: Father answers a question about grace and works.  Can priests tell jokes in homilies?  Word of the Day: Terrible Callers:  If John the Baptist was the best Man and Jesus was the bridegroom, then w...

1 Sm 1:24-28 Father explains  judges! (Not, Judy, though) and what the duties of parents are.  Lk 1:46-56 Father explains the difference between a spirit and souls  Mass Hysteria: Father talks about his first brush with show business  Letters:  Father talks about the perfect oneness between the Father and son Letter about a baby chewing rosaries  Word of the Day: Judg...

Sg 2:8-14 God isn't mentioned in this text, so why is this book inspired? Zep 3:14-18a Father talks about the sin of racism Mass Hysteria:  Father talks about participation at mass. Letters: Letter about the Church's treatment of indigenous Americans. Can the extraordinary ministers bring communion to everyone in the pews? Word of the Day: Exalt Callers:  My mother has been in a nursing...

Is 7:10-14 What does this prophecy in Isaiah actually mean?  Lk 1:26-38 Father connects this Gospel to Our Lady of Guadalupe Mass Hysteria: Father reads a letter from a mass cantor  Letters: Question about the fire of the Holy Spirit  Father talks about the homily of Bishop Don Hying Word of the day: Rema Callers:  Why do we say 'we dare to say' instead of 'We humbly dare to sa...

Mt 1:1-17 Why are there different genealogies for Matthew and Luke? Father explains Mass Hysteria: Father talks about weddings! Letters: Father reads a letter about fruit in Genesis Father answers letter about liturgical abuse Father offers a book recommendation to a listener's nephew in prison.  Listener's daughter has been in therapy, and wonders where to find a psychologist   Que...

Is 54:1-10 Father talks about various approaches to scripture and the book The Case for Christ Lk 7:24-30 Didn't John know that Jesus was the messiah?  Mass Hysteria: Father talks about singing all the verses at mass Letters:  Father talks about ecology and stewardship at green burials  Father reads a letter about images of aborted fetuses Why don't parish offer confessions between...

Is 45:6c-8, 18, 21c-25 Does God create darkness and evil? Lk 7:18b-23  Father talks about St. Augustine’s interpretation of today’s Gospel Mass Hysteria: Father talks about canonizing the deceased at funeral masses Letters Father reads a letter about many are called but few are chosen. Question of fulfilling the obligation of receiving communion Letter about a same-sex relationship and...

Zep 3:1-2, 9-13 Who was the prophet Zephaniah? Fr. Simon explains. Mt 21:28-32 What’s so bad about tax collectors? Mass Hysteria: Father talks about the origins of the prayers of the faithful Letters: Father reads a letter from girls that were abused by their father, and talks about the freeing power of forgiveness Word of Day: Forceful Caller: Our parish is growing and we’re even brea...

Nm 24:2-7, 15-17a Father talks about Bl. Solanas Casey, Fr. Benedict Groeschel, and talking donkeys Mass Hysteria: Father talks about a music for Our Lady Letters: Letter clarifying blessing in the Orthodox church Father reads a letter from an evangelical listener who talks about issues in the pre-Reformation Church Question about Baptism and Judaism Do you think Mary was Baptized Word of the Day:...

Is 48:17-19 Can laws be gifts? What does coveting actually mean? Father explains Mt 11:16-19 Our likes and dislikes have nothing to do with the truth of God. Mass Hysteria: Father talks about what’s wrong coffee table mass Letters Is there anything wrong with saying ‘spirit’ instead of Holy Spirit? Question about sins and red worms! Word of the Day: Vindicated Callers: We have a...

Is 41:13-20 What is the thrashing of grain? Mt 11:11-15 How can we be greater than John the Baptist? Mass Hysteria: Father talks more about Cardinal Francis George and the liturgy Letters: Question about religious art Why does the Eastern church make the sign of the cross differently Father reads a letter about the origins of liturgical abuse Father tells a story about a young boy who talks about...

Gn 3:9-15, 20 Fr. Simon on the Fall from Grace w/Adam and Eve Eph 1:3-6, 11-12 Jesus invites us to allow him to transform us The Church has a bride Fr. Simon talks about the Immaculate Conception and it’s significance Fr. Simon talks about multi-heavens Mass Hysteria: The Mass is a Sacrifice and the purpose of life is sacrificial Letters: Question about missing mass on a Holy Day of Obligati...

Is 40:1-11 Fr. Simon describes this reading as very beautiful Preparation for the coming of the Lord Mt 18:12-14 Father talks about why there’s rejoicing after finding that singular lost sheep You could always come back home to the Church Mass Hysteria: The reason our civilization is in chaos is because of liturgical abuse and abandoning the idea of sacrifice Letters: Father talks about a le...

Coal at 04:00 Lk 5:17-26 The Pharisees didn’t know what to make of Jesus, why? Father also talks about the significance of Jesus’ miracles Mass Hysteria: Father talks about an experience at a Byzantine Church and the significance of beauty Letters: Father suggests a website with a Catholic liturgical calendar What is an indulgence? Word of the Day: Papyrus Callers: How should I underst...

Is 29:17-24 Father discusses Judaism and the Messiah Mass Hysteria: Father talks about mass tones Letters: Is there a liturgical calendar for android? How can you be persecuted without a hair of your head destroyed? Word of the day: Sternly Callers: Why is the Muslim God a God of Might? Question about the St. Andrew Novena and what happens if I forgot to say yesterday. In Acts 23:21, the Jews swor...

Is 26:1-6 What is the righteousness of God? Mt 7:21, 24-27 Father talks about this passage in the context of Protestant and Catholic theology What happens if we have a religion of convenience? Mass Hysteria: Father continues the theme of choir lofts! Letters: Question about Catholic high school–we’ve lived in different cities, and all of them trained for college, not for vocational tra...

Is 25:6-10a Father talks about his trip to the Holy Land Mt 15:29-37 Why did the crowds come to Jesus? Father talks about what the prayer of the believer is. Mass Hysteria: Father answers a question about what the choir loft is Letters: Father clarifies comments on Anglican Catholic Church What is remitted temporal punishment? Word of the Day: Juicy Callers: A  old friend of Father’s calls i...

Rom 10:9-18 Father thinks we need to look at the Jewish liturgy to understand this passage. Why? Father explains. Mass Hysteria: Father talks about why we use bread at mass Letters: Father discusses the differences between High Mass and Low Mass in the extraordinary form. Father discusses the merits of the saints Letter asking about the ‘Anglican Catholic Church’ Word of the day: Hired...

Is 2:1-5 Father shares his theory of David and Israel Mt 8:5-11 What’s significant about a centurion humbling himself before a Jewish rabbi? Mass Hysteria: Father talks about a priest who cleared out the altar in a church and set up tables for a Thanksgiving dinner. Letters Father responds to a letter about incense at mass Letter who writes about male virginity in the context of Catholic tea...

1 Mc 4:36-37, 52-59 Father explains that this section of the book of Maccabees is about Hanukah Lk 19:45-48 Father connects this Gospel with the Maccabees Mass Hysteria: Father tells two liturgical experiences Letters: Tim has a question about purgatory and indulgences Father talks about the nature of superstition Word of the Day: House Callers What are the required days for fasting and required d...

Wis 7:22b–8:1 What is real wisdom? Lk 17:20-25 Where will God’s royal nature appear? Is Jesus’ Kingdom political? Mass Hysteria: Father reads a letter about some of the church songs from the 70s Word of the day: Cross and Crucifix Letter: Do my prayers count? Question about the three days of darkness; what is it? Father talks about marriage in the ancient world Dad asks about his agnos...

Dn 5:1-6, 13-14, 16-17, 23-28 Father explains what it means to use the things of God for ourselves Lk 21:12-19 Father talks about Fulton Sheen’s preaching Mass Hysteria: Father talks about singing in the early Church Letters: Question about the devil and hell What is Hislev? Word of the Day: Defense Callers: Why is it easier to get the attention of a demon as opposed to getting the attention...

Dn 2:31-45 Father admits understanding Daniel’s prophecy is difficult and gives an account of what prophecies are. Lk 21:5-11 Father talks about the Lord appearing in glory Mass Hysteria: Father talks about coffee table mass Letters: Question about saints and self-mutilation Father cautions against drive by communion services Word of the Day: Name Callers: I’m a music director at a par...

Dn 1:1-6, 8-20 Father dissects the plethora of names  in today’s first reading and why we fast Lk 21:1-4 Father shares stories of trusting in God during times of financial need Mass Hysteria: Father talks about the funeral he celebrated over the weekend Letters: Letter asking why Jesus says “why do you call me good?” Father discusses the similarities between Judaism and Catholici...

1 Mc 4:36-37, 52-59 Father explains that this section of the book of Maccabees is about Hanukah Lk 19:45-48 Father connects this Gospel with the Maccabees Mass Hysteria: Father tells two liturgical experiences Letters: Tim has a question about purgatory and indulgences Father talks about the nature of superstition Word of the Day: House Callers What are the required days for fasting and required d...